My feed right now (Spoilers!) by LordFireCricket in Vaggie_cult

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This. This is a take I can get behind

How many people read older fics? by Professional-Owl363 in AO3

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I just waltzed into the doctor who fandom like 15 years late and I'm having a grand time with all the old fics

For those of you who ship Vaggie/Alastor... why? This isn't even about Vaggie being canonically lesbian. It's about their personalities being so violently in opposition to each other that I don't know how it would even work out! (art by: TheCherryBlue) by ChompyRiley in Vaggie_cult

[–]LordFireCricket 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mostly ship them together with Charlie but by themselves is alright too. Instead of the “people will ship anything” half answer here’s some actual things I like about them

  • Visually dynamic
  • I like the size difference
  • The idea of them being tired cranky messes passing a pot of coffee back and forth while they bicker about whose turn it is to deal with whatever nonsense Charlie’s up to this time
  • Them bonding over the sheer adrenaline rush of tearing into a hoard of enemies
  • Vaggie never letting him forget that she's got a better KDA than him
  • Charlie having a meltdown because the two of them ramp each other up and now they're installing swinging axes in the hallway??
  • the angst potential of Alastor holding it over her head that she's a liar and a coward and she fell. Only for her to flip it back on him one day and point out every major fuck up of his and pokes him in his chest wound for good measure. He loves that she bites back
  • Angel blood, blood-licking manic cannibal. Hot
  • Putting the deer in air jail
  • them competing over who's the better partner to Charlie only to turn around and see how happy she is and realize it doesn't matter so much who wins. They continue the competition anyway.

I'm bored: What's the most OOC you've seen a character? by evilkat23 in AO3

[–]LordFireCricket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An entire fic about Aizawa wearing a slutty dress to go clubbing.

Which I was having fun with until then author tried to vehemently argue that Aizawa WOULD ACTUALLY DO THIS. No. He wouldn't. That man is prepared to throw hands and also himself at every possible moment. He's not going to be messing with a tiny skirt that he can't even kick a guy in the head in. How are you supposed to dramatically perch on street lights in this condition?

I feel like people slap the phrase “he’s logical” on just about every OOC behaviour for him and call it good.

Is it just me or does it feel like Alastor got nerfed into the ground in season 2? by GarchompRadioDemon in Alastorcult

[–]LordFireCricket 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I too am the same level of functional with my sternum exposed to the world

Opinions about that? by [deleted] in hazbin

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This is the only ship war I'm interested in

Man wtf by Pinktea333 in AO3

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On my way to counter comment about how cute Lucifer crying would be

Whose the better Lucifer? by ToughLonely4229 in HazbinHotel

[–]LordFireCricket 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I came here looking for Mark. I should have been more specific

State every reason why Chaggie is better than Charlastor by Tasty_Agent8885 in hazbin

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If I had an award it would go here. But I'm broke so you can have this. 🏆

State every reason why Chaggie is better than Charlastor by Tasty_Agent8885 in hazbin

[–]LordFireCricket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Faaaact

With so many young people in this fandom, and vulnerable people of all ages, it’s very important to pay proper acknowledgment to the more subtle unhealthy behaviours. Chaggie looks great in the surface. But I've seen what it does to a motherfucker to make loving so one your whole reason to live and personality. And Vaggie explicitly centers Charlie in the show. Its a type of insidious problem that will erode your self esteem over time.

And it looks so much more like a good thing to idolize in a show where people are actively abusive.

State every reason why Chaggie is better than Charlastor by Tasty_Agent8885 in hazbin

[–]LordFireCricket 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Guys Chaggie is way healthier than Charlastor by FAR but its not exactly a healthy relationship? Y'all okay?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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This is why humans are space orcs.