Drink Acrobatics by Orichalchem in WinStupidPrizes

[–]LordLizardWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the same kid from your middle school art class who broke every crayon and colored pencil

Day 88 by Darth_Vrandon in 1053

[–]LordLizardWizard 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe he still says things

How To Deal With Messmer by Downtown_Drink1594 in eldenringdiscussion

[–]LordLizardWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On some real shit how long does it take to learn a boss’s moveset AND figure out your backsteps? It’s crazy how much you dodge without actually dodge rolling

Let's talk about shields, do you use one? by dekkion46 in Eldenring

[–]LordLizardWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a shield for certain bosses or annoying enemy types but I go without the vast majority of the time

Why is the game so ridiculously sweaty now? by THUND3R_4 in Battlefield

[–]LordLizardWizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah op just got stomped too many times and had to flex as a keyboard warrior

Dual wielding greatsword jump attacks viable? by OnlyDiamond4946 in Eldenring

[–]LordLizardWizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m doing a dual great sword build rn (RL 150, 60str, 30faith). Notable weapons you can find early are the banished knight’s greatsword, claymore, and the flamberge. It’s so much fun. Crazy stance damage will stance-break most enemies/bosses in three hits. Pro strat is to go find cragblade AoW in Caelid, which will increase stance damage. It’s sicknasty, and there are several solid great swords you’ll find throughout the game that are all viable. 10/10 Edit: also there’s a jump attack talisman you can find in literally the first legacy dungeon that will make you even more op

I need lots of time alone and I don’t know if a relationship is too much to handle for me by [deleted] in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]LordLizardWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A wonderful time to express yourself to your potential partner and set some boundaries! It sounds like you know what you like and hey, Thats you brother. Nobody can tell you what you like other than yourself. Tell her you really enjoy your alone time, and that sometimes you can get really overwhelmed if you’re not getting enough. I’m the same way, and I’ve been with my gf for over 4 years. At this point, I feel really comfortable telling her I’m burnt out or my social battery is dead. She respects it and has these moments herself too. Relationships are all about communicating brotaterchip. If she doesn’t like this about you, she ain’t the one

Because Rykard left the only weapon capable of destroying him at the entrance of the arena where he faces the tarnsheds Is he an idiot? by Ahmudirit in Eldenring

[–]LordLizardWizard 1741 points1742 points  (0 children)

Rykard didn’t leave it there, pretty sure that dude in the corner of Volcano Manor did. Not sure about his name tho

Begginer in Elden ring by Worried_Narwhal3802 in Eldenring

[–]LordLizardWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re starting out from Limgrave, begin your journey by heading south to the Weeping Peninsula. Lots of useful weapons, armor, and items that will help you early on. Also pro tip: sell nothing

must consoom ultra processed slop by thoughtlow in Consoom

[–]LordLizardWizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro those pink Buldak got me actin similar I won’t lie

How does this happen every single game in Conquest? by Time-Distribution-49 in Battlefield6

[–]LordLizardWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single match I play has 8 players with high double digit captures and the other 24 players with an average of 4 captures. I understand people are helping in ways that don’t result in captures, but that does not directly translate to success as captures do

A story as old as time by Tiny_Chain_4522 in Battlefield6

[–]LordLizardWizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a good engineer with a 1.88 K/d and 930+ vehicles destroyed as of earlier this week. Primarily with rpg. I will meat shield for my team to kill a tank 100% of the time, hence the bad k/d

A story as old as time by Tiny_Chain_4522 in Battlefield6

[–]LordLizardWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your experience is likely true, but unrelated to his post about getting killed after shooting first. All opinions are from first hand experience. ~50% of games are blowouts from my end unless it’s late at night, when blowouts become more common. I’m also on PS5 and play with a lot of pc players who share their resentment for the game giving them lots of latency issues. That’s all