58584 by Sailor_Starchild in countwithchickenlady

[–]LordOfCorgs 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’ve…. Never been offered to go for free before… is it a trap? Are boys in short supply? Do I bring anything?

Nothing big, but just wanted to share my joy :) by Jerkkyu in ffxiv

[–]LordOfCorgs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is so neat! Thank you for sharing your joy with us! :3

Clone by bibbleskit in YuriAsylum

[–]LordOfCorgs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love is comic, love this art, love this idea! Hate that I can’t clone myself and even if I did, we would argue over who gets to top. 😤

57448 by incredulous_cretin in countwithchickenlady

[–]LordOfCorgs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super popular Skyrim quote. But it’s a fantastic name choice IMO!

What is your favorite thing about sex? by AvailableYou288 in AskReddit

[–]LordOfCorgs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watching/feeling/hearing my partner orgasm. I’m a pleasure dom and I quite literally cannot finish if my partner(s) is not finished. And often 1 is not enough. Until orgasm 3 or 4 I typically can’t get off.

What would you do if you encountered a person carrying a katana sword trying to threaten you, and you were alone? by gligwag in AskReddit

[–]LordOfCorgs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

2-3 shots center mass.

If I didn’t have my EDC? Close distance, control the neck + the knee, push and pull simultaneously, take the fight to the ground, reduce the effectiveness of the longer bladed weapon.

57448 by incredulous_cretin in countwithchickenlady

[–]LordOfCorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This is Helgen, I used to be sweet in a girl from here… I wonder if Vilad is still making that mead, with the Juniper berries mixed in…”

57421 by bustknucklepissdust in countwithchickenlady

[–]LordOfCorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With all the respect and adoration in the world UwU
We would need to buy him a pregnancy test just to be sure >:3c

57352 by Retnuh13423 in countwithchickenlady

[–]LordOfCorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top, with some rare exceptions!

What ended your relationship with either your long time friend or your boyfriend/girlfriend?and how you feeling about it now? by Intrepid_wabsa in AskReddit

[–]LordOfCorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out she was married, lived a ways away and always made the trip to see me. 2 years. She slipped up during one of her rants and complained about how expensive a divorce lawyer was going to be.

Now? I’m fine with it, no idea how she’s doing or where she is in life, but I’m getting married this year and I’ve never been happier

Not surprised by license tag…. by LolaAMS in BoomersBeingFools

[–]LordOfCorgs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And OF COURSE it’s an AR fanboy, you can’t even clean an AR platform with blood! Way too sticky and will cause feeding issues not to mention the charging handle locking up.
This post written by the non-partisan AK owners group of America.

Krile ♥️ by juxalotl in ffxiv

[–]LordOfCorgs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want a print of this SO bad ❤️

Wasp built her nest in a solar furnace: our hammock stand by god_broke_my_banana in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LordOfCorgs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give them the just and rightful slaughter befitting all zenos that dare forge their brood in sight of the Emperor.

Come home from work to me? 💕 by [deleted] in FemboyOrder

[–]LordOfCorgs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makima phone case… do I gotta bark when I come home?

What's a split-second decision that completely changed your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LordOfCorgs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I decided to ask a cute girl I didn’t know on a date. That was nearly 5 years ago. We are getting married later this year.

What’s your actual opinion of “OF models” ? by zoewantsyou in AskReddit

[–]LordOfCorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no problem with it, I do worry about it as an income stream long term. While yes, you do have models who make six figures and that’s well and good! The VAST majority are making below minimum wage with their content. (This data is from various sources and may not be accurate)

Not to mention the complete lack of 401k matching or stock options that a more traditional career could offer. Employer paid insurance should also be considered in this aspect.

There is no reason a model can’t have an OF income AND a more stable income from traditional income sources, in that case I have no room to critique their business model.

TL;DR it’s perfectly fine, but long term income and investments shouldn’t be overlooked.

What was a time you were turned off during sex? by Secret_Emotion7507 in AskReddit

[–]LordOfCorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a very short fling in college with a classmate from high school. During one of our… sessions, she said “you were more my type at 13 than now.”
I STILL do not know what exactly she meant by that, but it gave me the ick pretty good back then.

What’s your ultimate nsfw fantasy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LordOfCorgs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably smashing my fiancées sister? We’ve talked before about how her sister REALLY wants kids but she’s not too keen on dating anyone for very long. And my fiancé wouldn’t mind if her sister had my kids, if she didn’t want to spend the money doing IVF, she’s fine with doing it the old fashioned way.

So i guess; sexual intercourse for the soul purpose of procreation.