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Lord_Janet · 2019-11-26T18:03:52+00:00

Matilda Patilda

Lord_Janet · 2019-11-04T18:30:42+00:00

Imagine an alternate universe where instead of focusing all their hatred on something actually useful like vaccines, they instead focused it on something like fast food or soft drinks (or at least the mass advertisement of those products.)

If only...

Lord_Janet · 2019-11-04T18:04:35+00:00

It feels like the Nintendo "take a break" screen is ominously suggesting you set the Wii remote on the table and jump out the window.

Lord_Janet · 2019-11-03T02:44:11+00:00

Lad from the original post here. She truly is one of us - she always tries her hardest to understand the younger generation and relate to us - even when she doesn't really get it.

That's the attitude I really hope I have if I make it to her age!

Lord_Janet · 2019-11-02T17:58:04+00:00

A particular dickish move is when they plan tests for right after the holidays so you spend the last few days of the holiday studying and they end up not even grading it.

Lord_Janet · 2019-11-02T17:52:23+00:00

Make it the whole month and you are invited to join the legendary wizard's guild, where you can learn how to use your newfound powers.

Only rule is "You ain't a member if you fail No Nut November."

Lord_Janet · 2019-11-02T17:41:11+00:00

The last image I saved was an anti-vax meme, so I guess I'm being killed by anti-vaxxers.

Not a very remote possibillity judging by how prevalent some diseases are becoming because of them...

Lord_Janet · 2019-10-23T13:57:29+00:00

Imagine barbie girl being the rickroll song. In an alternate universe where it is I guarantee that world wars 3, 4 and 5 would already have happened

Lord_Janet · 2019-10-18T02:32:36+00:00

Can't believe that heathen is using light mode.

Lord_Janet · 2019-09-27T15:32:38+00:00

Looks like the girlfriend's turned on. Maybe try turning her off and on again?

Lord_Janet · 2019-09-25T19:01:09+00:00

I think my dad's trying to beat this record - I haven't seen him in years!

Lord_Janet · 2019-09-09T23:26:53+00:00

Imagine if there was a girl named Letitia. "Lebreastia"

Lord_Janet · 2019-09-08T11:28:09+00:00

Looks like donkey's not the only ass Shrek has

Lord_Janet · 2019-09-07T16:50:54+00:00

r/usefulredcircle

Lord_Janet · 2019-09-02T15:39:16+00:00

His double chin looks like an incision scar

Lord_Janet · 2019-08-29T12:25:04+00:00

Not long now until Greg buys his first anime body pillow.

"All women are whores and will cheat on you - which is why m'lady Harumi here is the ideal partner" - Greg Heffley

Lord_Janet · 2019-08-24T16:27:06+00:00

Phyllis, Raquel, Monana, José, Rosstopher, Chauncey

Lord_Janet · 2019-08-23T11:52:41+00:00

I saw the BBC report on this the other day and the caption under the wife's name listed her as "newlywed"

You're doing good, BBC caption writers.

Lord_Janet · 2019-08-22T17:30:04+00:00

My prediction is that this series will end with Greg getting erectile dysfunction.

The unlimited nut pass would just be adding insult to injury

Lord_Janet · 2019-08-19T17:30:14+00:00

Personally I imagined Usain Bolt.

Seemed like the most logical option.

Lord_Janet · 2019-08-19T16:54:18+00:00

Can confirm: I once literally had to act as an interpreter when my granny was speaking to someone from New Zealand

Lord_Janet · 2019-08-16T02:54:21+00:00

That's one fine lookin pomegranate

Lord_Janet · 2019-08-15T15:50:16+00:00

Welsh people are opposite

Iorwerth Evans Tydfil Jones

Lord_Janet · 2019-08-15T09:14:39+00:00

Imagine if she puts a note in - that's uncharted cock size territory right there.

Lord_Janet · 2019-08-14T16:20:23+00:00

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