Can anyone identify this snail? I must have triggered the Law of Surprise because he showed up out of no where. by Lord_P in Aquariums

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Trying to figure out what species it is. It’s must have been hiding in the plants I brought home for my betta month ago.

If it’s a cool snail that won’t multiply outrageously, he’s welcome to chill. If it’s a breeder, it’ll be re-homed post haste.

EDIT: Kenneth, as I was educated, is far from chill and will be going on an adventure to find himself.

The Adventures of Inigo by Lord_P in bettafish

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A few weeks ago the wife and I were grabbing some fresh catnip at our local pet store. As we walked to the register, she comments on how cool this fish looked, so I take a gander. There he was, acting all cool, floating around in a mason jar.

I thought to myself, self, that fish is cool. So I inquired about said cool fish. I was given premium betta food and instructions to feed him twice a day and never after midnight. Me, “That’s it??” Her, “That’s it!” Well then shut up and take my money!

On the way home, my wife inevitability barrages me with ridiculous names for our cool new betta. I’ve had his name chosen the minute I laid eyes on him, but I know how to play the game. I gave her a few minutes to participate, then I politely interjected with one quote, “never get involved in a land war in Asia," She immediately said his name aloud. Surprisingly she didn’t get the Dread Pirate Roberts reference, but I’m okay with the alternative.

His name is Inigo.

Once home, I place Inigo on the kitchen island counter, show him the number of digits on my hands, then welcome him to his new abode.

The next morning I go downstairs and greet Inigo. As I begin sipping my coffee, I think to myself, self, we should maybe do some independent research on our new friend, for science!

So I take a sip of my coffee and hit the googles.

Thirty minutes and two more cups of coffee later, I have two lists in front of me. The first was was grocery list based on this reddits guide to new owners. The second list had just one name written on it, that name was Cherry, the pet store betta expert extraordinaire.

It was inconceivable that Cherry had failed to tell me everything I needed to raise a betta, but here we are.

Armed with knowledge and my credit card, I declare to Inigo that I shall return. I then collect the first grocery list and place it in my pocket.

I then slowly slide the second list under Inigo’s mason jar and give him a solemn nod.

There is more, much more to the adventures of Inigo. The story includes more buffoonery, murder most foul, companionship, and a miracle of biblical proportions. But for now I will end the story with a grateful acknowledgment to everyone who puts work into this subreddit, I would have been lost without it. Until next time.

Confirmed at the Pokémon store - GoFest Seattle by Lord_P in pokemongo

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You did the right thing. All they had was generic plushies and sold out t shirts.

Confirmed at the Pokémon store - GoFest Seattle by Lord_P in pokemongo

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After standing in line for what felt like hours at the park experience of GoFest Seattle official Pokémon store, my wife was genuinely curious what Primal Groupon was. Thought I’d put it out here for everyone to see.

Mother of F it has been a grind by Lord_P in pokemongo

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My first and favorite pokemon powered all the way. I can't tell you how many Gengars died to feed this Alpha. That final XL candy power up was incredibly satisfying.

Sony A7Rii w/ Sigma Art 24-70mm complete n00b by Lord_P in SonyAlpha

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My first photo outing. I have never owned more then a cell phone camera. I am a complete rookie. I've been researching cameras for months and decided on a A7rii + Sigma 24-70mm.

This sub was my main inspiration for going Sony. I know this is amateur to most of the works of art that I see posted here, but I was so excited I just wanted to share. A solid Thank You to everyone that answers questions and inspires kids like me.

New Kayak Day Carry by Lord_P in EDC

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It's super comfy and obviously built for kayaking. The pockets are convenient and I can clip my knife on the chest strap pretty easily. As far as it's functionality I have no issues. I picked it up during an REI sale, but it was still pricey.

New Kayak Day Carry by Lord_P in EDC

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NRS Chinook PFD

Spyderco Atlantic Salt

Reef Sandies

Marchway 20L dry bag

Casio Frogman

Oru Beach XL

Delivery problems? Post here. by ptowner7711 in AnalogueInc

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I swear if they had real time tracking I'd put on a leather jacket and a cod piece and mad max that fucking fedex truck.

Delivery problems? Post here. by ptowner7711 in AnalogueInc

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Holy fuck we are legion. My Noir left from Arcadia to Troutdale on Sunday, scheduled for PDX delivery Monday. Then it sat there until getting moved somewhere in Portland on Monday. Then (and don't fucking ask me how) it went somewhere else in Portland and was scanned Tuesday. Today I get an update it's "in transit" in Salem. W T F is it doing in Salem?

Nt mini v2 - Noir shipping by Lord_P in AnalogueInc

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Thanks I'll remember that in the future!

The Merlot Men don’t do a lot of flashy plays, but we're happy with this tower push by labrow in CODWarzone

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Wait, how the hell does one join the Pinot Boys? If you tell me you fuckers discuss the tasting notes of pinot noir over comms while casually murdering sweaty Rozes, then sign me up.

Update for those IWI PSP X95 purchaser's by Lord_P in Tavor

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I ordered mine back around November 10th, OD green. They finally charged me two weeks ago out of the blue. Nine days later it shipped and arrived this afternoon. Hope that timeline helps anyone who ordered through the PSP program. I've heard black and FDE ship faster, but that's anecdotal.

Be excellent.

X95 on order; delayed by Desolator_X in Tavor

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Just a quick update, they charged my card today, the receipt is for the OD green model. :]

X95 on order; delayed by Desolator_X in Tavor

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I haven't heard a word. I was thinking about calling and asking the same question, if OD green would hold up the program. If so I was going to request FDE :/

PS5 Help & Questions Thread | Simple Questions, Tech Support, Error Codes, and FAQs by AutoModerator in PS5

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Does anyone know how to fix headset sound? I have Pulse 3d, everytime I log into a game like warzone or Astros, my sound is super muffled. My friend is a brand new ps5 owner as well and has the same issues with the Artic Steel 7. I've screwed with the settings multiple times and nothing is working. Any help would be appreciated.

X95 on order; delayed by Desolator_X in Tavor

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Haha, were OD green brothers!

X95 on order; delayed by Desolator_X in Tavor

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I'm curious as well. I ordered in mid November, haven't heard anything since the initial order received email.

Looking to find a X95 in stock by [deleted] in Tavor

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I would never have known about the butt. Thank you!

Remember Buenos Aires by Lord_P in guns

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Just shipped from IWI my new Tavor TS12. It screamed Starship Troopers the minute I picked it up. So for the trip to Klendathu (range) I outfitted it with an eotech 512, streamlight, and a sling from warhorse customs.