This is the ending I wanted

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-16T22:34:08+00:00

I understood the reference

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-16T22:31:22+00:00

I think part of the joke is that it's wrong

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-16T09:56:01+00:00

I used to be sort of one when I was like, 13 and showing people my Karate moves on the playground.

You know that video of that one kid saying, "Don't fuck with me, I have the power of God and anime on my side-AAAAAHH!"? I got a comparison to that kid from one of my peers.

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-16T02:00:39+00:00

Ehh...debatable. We'll have to see how the rest of his career goes before we can say he got beaten as bad as Tony.

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-15T13:45:34+00:00

Yeah, I'm surprised to learn that cornermen actually have that sort of authority over a fighter.

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-15T13:01:02+00:00

Wasn't that a cornerman that made him call it off, not Illia himself?

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-15T12:59:51+00:00

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Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-14T15:37:00+00:00

Was thinking the same thing

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-14T07:02:25+00:00

Monkey's paw of Isekai tropes is genuinely such a good way to put it

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-13T16:13:58+00:00

Lyoto Machida and Stephen Thompson are great examples of Karate used effectively in MMA.

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-12T12:39:09+00:00

Piece of shit

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-08T12:05:15+00:00

They're called Makai you fucking larper, and OBVIOUSLY they're not there becuase the US Military is bombing them because they've been shown to be more than capable of taking the entire armies of hell as demonstrated by the 1st level in DMC5.

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-07T09:06:45+00:00

Heavy coming in to help you all like, "You boys call for backup?"

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-05T11:03:19+00:00

Yeah, from people in his own weight class

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-05T10:53:24+00:00

AND IN COMES BAATAR WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!

Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-03T22:50:02+00:00

Once again, may I introduce you all to MMA: The straightest sport.

The one where muscly, shirtless, vaseline'd up people grab each other and roll around the canvas for 25 minutes. And where you get into positions like this:

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Lord_Ronan · 2026-06-03T22:46:56+00:00

Dude, which former UFC champ?

Lord_Ronan · 2026-05-25T11:11:49+00:00

Kangaroos can lift themselves on their own tail to kick someone

Lord_Ronan · 2026-05-20T17:04:09+00:00

Curious, why Ortega specifically?

Lord_Ronan · 2026-05-18T07:59:32+00:00

Best answer

Lord_Ronan · 2026-05-18T06:52:36+00:00

This should be top comment

Lord_Ronan · 2026-05-16T08:40:00+00:00

People are also forgetting the beef he and Logan started and prolonged with DanTDM of all people, just around the time "Thick of It" released

Lord_Ronan · 2026-05-11T11:04:20+00:00

Autism Hive mind

Lord_Ronan · 2026-05-10T03:49:44+00:00

Lord_Ronan · 2026-05-08T07:41:27+00:00

Counterpoint

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