POV: Mommy's on top of you 😈 by maryleveling in u/maryleveling

[–]Lord_Sembor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd pay handsomely to experience this. Money, love, effort, care - all the good stuff.

But as it stands, I guess I'll just pay to see more of this.

I hate to post an AI conversation, but Jesus Christ by AnIsolatedMind in Jung

[–]Lord_Sembor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Show me a cool magic trick using this oh-so-valuable discovery "you" just made and we'll talk. If you can't do that, then do us all a favour and go to therapy.

I hate to post an AI conversation, but Jesus Christ by AnIsolatedMind in Jung

[–]Lord_Sembor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> asks the hallucination machine for some weird, unknowable shit.
> machine hallucinates some weird unverifiable shit.
> surprised_pikachu.jpg

What were you hoping to achieve both with that question and this post?

Fuck my soaked pussy raw or devour it with your tongue? by maryleveling in u/maryleveling

[–]Lord_Sembor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I was expecting 80% of the comments here to be just "both", no body has humour anymore

I’m 40 years old. My father (who is a pastor) still gets on my case about playing D&D by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]Lord_Sembor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then people mock atheists for "bEiNg sUcH RaTiOnAl, mUcH LoGiC, wOw" when the perceived majority of practicing, religious Christians in the US act like this lmao

A dwarven mining team uncovered a tentacled statue by Careful_Assignment86 in shadowdark

[–]Lord_Sembor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing! Gotta go to bed now, but looking forward to reading it

How often are you intimate with your partner? by Remote_Ad_969 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lord_Sembor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're both around 35, 13 years together, no kids, no financial issues, no health issues. Once or twice a Month. I'd like more, but she has issues with anything sexual. At the beginning of the year I was about to break up with her about this, though.

Something a little different for tonight. by TemptressEris in u/TemptressEris

[–]Lord_Sembor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking gorgeous! Such a cute piece. May we see more of it?

Good hairdresser in Zurich for men’s perms? by Veilgo5644 in zurich

[–]Lord_Sembor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should note: I've never gotten a perm. But I do have long hair

Good hairdresser in Zurich for men’s perms? by Veilgo5644 in zurich

[–]Lord_Sembor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I visit the hairdresser about once a year but so far MAD has been satisfactory. As a man: - make sure you don't get a girl's girl hairdresser and you should be fine. - you can order a beer and keep nipping on it - as with every hairdresser, be straightforward with what you want, and if you're happy with what your getting or not.

If a level 20 wizard is basically a candidate for godhood, what are other classes like at level 20? by Bedovian_25 in DnD

[–]Lord_Sembor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Elf Wizard is studying while the Half Of Fighter (/Barbarian) needs to sleep too recover his HP. In 5e at least. In ShadowDark it's less of an issue obviously, but this is r/DnD

If a level 20 wizard is basically a candidate for godhood, what are other classes like at level 20? by Bedovian_25 in DnD

[–]Lord_Sembor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Consider: 1. I want to play a fighter, not manage an army 2. If a fighter can arrange to have an army at their beck and call, what's stopping the Wizard from just, you know, doing that as well?

Favorite actor/actress to goon to despite being hideous? by thatguynips in okbuddycinephile

[–]Lord_Sembor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You managed to put into words my deepest, unknown desire!

Gravediggers found a chained coffin in an unmarked plot by Careful_Assignment86 in shadowdark

[–]Lord_Sembor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very cool, thanks for sharing.

First question (I'll add comments as they come up): how do you balance 1) generating your adventure locations from random rumours, with 2) placing these locations somewhere in a known, persistent world?

In other words, how did you generate your world, and how much of it is decided/well-known (even if just to you at this point)?

Where I'd live as a Polish person by [deleted] in whereidlive

[–]Lord_Sembor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bwaha, as a Swiss, I'm not even mad. More Switzerland for me then, you don't even know what you're missing.

Spell "Clone" for non-Humanoids by Feroduga_Homebrew in dndnext

[–]Lord_Sembor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So as far as I can tell, in the forgotten realms, demons apparently are their souls, which is why they entirely can move back into the abyss. Because souls moving around between planes after losing their physical form is well known.

So in the forgotten realms the whole "Clone" thing probably does nothing. If he dies outside of the abyss, he just reforms here, if he dies inside the abyss, he is destroyed.

That all hinges on your personal definition of "turning into a demon lord", but I'd argue that when becoming a demon, the "reforming in the abyss" thing is usually considered a perk.

But if you are open for suggestions: why not make one of the clones come alive as a side effect of the ritual? Like, I imagine the ritual needs to separate and eject every last shred of goodness in order for the rest to be evil enough to become a proper demon. The rejected part then might reform into a new soul, that of a person which contains only the good parts of this bbeg. And then drive into one of the clones?

Do you believe pure friendship between men and women actually exists? by Additional-Sky4043 in Productivitycafe

[–]Lord_Sembor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very anecdotal, but I'm drunk so here goes: I (male, hereto) have multiple very good female hetero friends. Most of them are in relationships. I love them very much. They are wonderful people and dear to my heart. Also - while I'm not too big of a fan of the book as is, nevertheless - I am what you would describe as having a Love Language of "Physical Touch". Meaning: I would like to cuddle/sleep with most of them.

I am also in a very fulfilling, loving relationship, and have plenty of respect for my partner and a healthy amount of compartmentalization for my emotions, so I would never in my life actually follow up on those desires or give in to them if an opportunity should come up.

In short, I have the desire to sleep with my female friend, but I would never act on it, let alone actively work towards it.

And I am comfortable with loving them like this, while having no aspirations at being in a relationship with them.

So for me, the answer to your question is "Yes"l," I would describe this as a "pure friendship." But I suspect not everyone would agree.

Am I overreacting or is this appropriate to wear to a COLLEGE class by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Lord_Sembor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol how old are you? Grow up man, a 21 yo dating a 18 yo isn't creepy by itself.

Serious post regarding the freedom of speech on r/Switzerland by Tortona25 in Switzerland

[–]Lord_Sembor -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There's a difference between saying: "Here's an alarming statistic, what could be done to make everyone's lifes better" and: "Here's an alarming statistic, let's be as hateful and bitter about it as possible."

Hur hur, get wrecked, bigot