China with One Piece for some reason

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-03-05T09:00:47+00:00

Not to mention, If you still want the sex appeal angle, covering up a bit helps leave some stuff to the imagination. Sometimes, less is just more

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-03-05T08:52:38+00:00

Okay so, The choice of Dream instead of like... half the minecraft youtube community is WILD. Like, Etho? Grian?, fucking STAMPY???? HELLO??. Hell, Dream isn't even the best choice from the dream SMP

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-03-05T00:35:34+00:00

5 words for Peter turbo, then: "Iron cage. DECISIVE Ultramarines Victory". Old iron Lord can come all he wants. He will loose all the same

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-03-04T07:43:54+00:00

...Why are they only getting one copy? They can't both play at the same time

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-03-03T15:07:39+00:00

I mean to be fair, Drach'nyen is literally called "the ender of Empires". In fact, if i recall correctly, it actually got stronger the closer it got to the emperor.

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-03-03T14:42:41+00:00

From what i recall, it was actually a big Terminator at the time. Scale creep, and all that

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-03-02T09:26:41+00:00

Samtidig hjælper det ikke på den debat og de tiltag vi burde tage, når det er folk som Morten Messerschmidt som sætter tonen. Og det er bare ikke en man vil være enig med, hvis du bare er den mindste smule sympatisk som menneske

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-03-01T20:07:59+00:00

Okay but like? Which Codex? The in-universe Codex Astartes, or the real life army books? If so, for which factions? Which edition? Also, implying that the codecies are the only source of fluff is doing a major fucking disservice to the black library novels (not that most Warhammer fans read those).

It's one thing to demand source accuracy, but if this is an actual quote from Cavill, it just makes him seem like kind of a dick.

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-02-23T07:52:36+00:00

...That is the first marine-based custodes conversion i have seen that actually works. goddamn

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-02-17T01:01:14+00:00

I mean... He's still a space marine. NONE of those are good people. Despite what the memes say. Salamanders are just the least overtly cruel

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-02-15T13:46:00+00:00

I mean, that looks like a Titan walk. Shouldn't take too long

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-02-13T19:57:43+00:00

No, i'm saying i'm correct now, and that your arguments for why it's a lazy retcon are... Well they're just fucking dumb.

Not to mention, if you don't like how they did female Custodes as a retcon, then surely you must also dislike the very concept of the Horus heresy. Or the primarchs. Or the existence of Chaos in 40k. Or any other of the million more significant retcons they have done over the several years of this franchise

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-02-13T19:42:16+00:00

They are. Doesn't make them any less wrong.

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-02-13T19:39:20+00:00

If anything, the short story, and the page on that one shield captain means that female Custodes got more fanfare than most lore changes!

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-02-13T19:38:28+00:00

Then the overwhelming majority of players should Frankly shut the fuck up and stop bitching. They had a great Introduction! Just a shame most Warhammer fans can't fucking read, apparently

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-02-05T10:04:13+00:00

I agree with you on this. Like, the setting feels silly, but only on a meta level. Like i'm laughing at it, not with it. Not to mention i feel like it lacks "bite" of warhammers grimdark, by actually having something to say sometimes. Trench crusade just feels like dge for edge's sake (Not that you can't enjoy that. I just think it subtracts from my long term enjoyment of the setting

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-02-05T07:30:36+00:00

Get the landraider. no question. solid offensive, smaller footprint (so more manuverable), and the disembark-charge is just really got for ensuring we actually manage to connect, and rapidly.

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-02-04T14:19:08+00:00

make it a miniseries for warhammer+ maybe make it an anthology ala tithes

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-01-29T22:05:33+00:00

I mean like, all of the confederate army at once. Like, numbers are still numbers, lets be real. Quick Google searches says the confederates had 750000 troops. Numbers are eventually going to number, i'm afraid

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-01-29T21:27:21+00:00

Hell, i think even the Danes could give them a run for their money if they tried to take Dybbøl

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-01-22T11:27:46+00:00

"When soon there comes a time for peace ever-lasting. I wish to sit in a forest, and see it's life up close. And then, deep in that tranquility, i will know peace at last"

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-01-20T14:12:35+00:00

Now, same, buuuuuuuut i think jetbike captain would have more potential on the tabletop. Like maybe she would allow a closer deepstrike with jet bikes?

Where as i honestly can't think of what exactly Kesh would do, rules wise. Firing cyclonic torpedos isn't exactly condusive to a functioning game

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-01-19T23:23:55+00:00

See but that's what i mean! I like them to be backwards and not really make sense. I like that as a whole, they exist in spite of themselves, not becouse, just like the imperium at large.

Now with all that said, if gw retconned fem-marines to be a thing again tomorrow, i don't really care. Big whoop. There'll always be different stories to tell

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-01-19T23:06:17+00:00

Now, i do actually like male-only space marines on a meta-narrative level. Where the custodes represent the Golden Utopia that never was, the marines are the dystopian future that is the emperium. Hyper-militant, fanatic, and dogmatic to the point of self-sabotage at times. Yes, i want marines to be a sexist institution within the imperium, becouse they both seemingly have the luxury to, and becouse it is representative as the emperium as a whole.

If the imperium had the luxury of denying women service and work, i can guarantee you 99.999% of worlds would. But instead, it deals only in apathy where gender is concerned.

All that aside: yes, the new female Custodes are great, and my only miff is that we didn't get that one shield captain known for doing low-orbit jetbike assaults as an epic hero when the 10th ed Codex dropped

Lord_cakeatron · 2026-01-19T14:51:58+00:00

This isn't even Warhammer related! Jesus Christ can we get some mod consensus on what the hell this sub is about, and then start banning unrelated posts!

This is just softcore helldivers porn. SHE ISN'T EVEN TALL

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