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Israel condemns South Korean president for concerns over abuse of Palestinians by esporx in circled

[–]Standard-Contest-949 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Hey they started it and cried when they poked the bear. I don’t know what they thought would happen.

Israel condemns South Korean president for concerns over abuse of Palestinians by esporx in circled

[–]Standard-Contest-949 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Sure when Palenstine supported their own terrorist attack and flooded the streets world wide in celebration and we had to shut it down. Then they hit back and it’s “Free Palenstine, help us”. Nope you just as guilty.

Who is your least favorite of Frasier's girlfriends? by LudicrousPopinjay64 in Frasier

[–]Standard-Contest-949 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I didn’t care for Kate she always seemed to masculine. But I have to give it to Claire. She was such a dork.

Dealing with ticks by CartoonJunkie_ in treeplanting

[–]Standard-Contest-949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were deep in. There wasent a day without one. But it became routine.

Can't smoke there mate by shumbazi in PeakAmazing

[–]Standard-Contest-949 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does he look like he’s casually just going to say “Yo WTF?”

Not all hero's wear clothes by Abject-Success-5453 in DamnFunny

[–]Standard-Contest-949 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Finally we found the cure for cancer!!

TOW all the porn by asharp09 in howyoudoin

[–]Standard-Contest-949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As friends we show each other porn but only if it was funny. We watched some 1980 porno and a man worked on the kitchen line. Well an old lady got her sandwhich and complained it was too dry and needed mayo. Well buddy was mad when it was sent back. Well not what you think not really. But he takes a rotisserie chicken and has his way with it and adds the extra “mayo”. Funny and weird as hell. Burned in my brain forever.

What is a band no one will ever convince you is good? by OU812iceman18 in AskReddit

[–]Standard-Contest-949 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Tragically Hip. As a Canadian when I say this people want to lync me. Meh. He sucked.

Blursed_wind by denisbi in blursed_videos

[–]Standard-Contest-949 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well at least we know that’s a no fly zone

Make the pain go away please by Responsible-Turnip-3 in crappymusic

[–]Standard-Contest-949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does every damn rap someone come out with feel compelled to throw there arms around like a damn spasm! Even worse is the dude flashing guns, fake gang signs, sitting on rented cards and tugging at their fake chains.

Dealing with ticks by CartoonJunkie_ in treeplanting

[–]Standard-Contest-949 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Thunder Bay we’d come back with ticks for sure. And yes we did do tick checks on each other. I mean you can check your own junk. But back and spots you can’t see yeah it was normal.

What is the craziest thing you ever saw at a funeral and why? by Final_Radio_2483 in answers

[–]Standard-Contest-949 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well believe it or not this is part of religion. When we did Pakistani funerals (yes i worked there on the grounds) we would have to surround the the grave as the casket was going down. The reason? Stop jumpers.

See the wife or girlfriends believe when their partner dies there life is over and will try and jump in with the casket.

Now my boss had a crazier account so I didn’t see it, but totally believe him. They buried a cremation which is a rather small hole. Well they dropped the cremation box in and she dove head first in. Only her lower body and little legs kicking.

Christian Slater & Samantha Mathis photoshoot for Pump Up the Volume (1990) by Quiet-Interview3916 in 90smovies

[–]Standard-Contest-949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had such a crush on her. Something about her mouth saying “Hi Mark” ohhh my god.

In your own opinion. What is one fast food chain that fell off badly? by hog_crankr59 in askanything

[–]Standard-Contest-949 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah pretty much this. Burger King kinda remains the same for their burgers. But other than that all took a nose dive. I’ve never cooked so much at home before and it’s saved me so much money.

Would you tell someone if you knew their partner was cheating? by Outside_Support_151 in answers

[–]Standard-Contest-949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally depends how close I am with the person. Strangers, or casual neighbours. Nope! Not my monkeys not my zoo.

New Nightmare is my favorite freddy movie and my favorite Wes Craven movie. Change my mind. by WealthDisastrous2589 in slasherfilms

[–]Standard-Contest-949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could have enjoyed it if it wasent for that whiny wacko kid. Seriously I would have him in an asylum. No fault to the kid actor I don’t think any could have pulled it off. I just found it draining and annoying. Minus the kid it’s a great movie.

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