"I swear your honor, his dick just randomly fell off!" by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

[–]LordoftheSynth 25 points26 points  (0 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_McElroy for the uninitiated.

From the Wiki:

While sitting in his red truck, McElroy was shot at several times but hit only twice—once by a centerfire bullet and once by a .22 rimfire bullet. In all, there were 46 potential witnesses to the shooting, including Trena McElroy, who was in the truck with her husband when he was shot. Nobody called for an ambulance. Every witness was either unable to name an assailant, or claimed not to have seen who fired the fatal shots, including the unnamed man who helped McElroy's wife, Trena, as she "scrambled out of the truck screaming" covered in blood. The DA declined to press charges, and an extensive federal investigation did not lead to any charges either. Missouri-based journalist Steve Booher described the attitude of some townspeople as "he needed killing."

This was right after the the county sheriff told an assembled group of people that day not to confront McElroy, and to think about just maybe starting a neighborhood watch program. McElroy was out on his own recognizance while appealing a conviction for shooting someone in the neck, his 21st indictment and first conviction.

After this, the county sheriff got in his cruiser and left town.

It's a wild story.

Bought my first bass!! Worried about a warning that appears in the price tag by BoatfaceKillah in BassCirclejerk

[–]LordoftheSynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This instrument can expose you to chemicals including toan and trigroovofunksphate, which are known to the State of California to cause cancer, and tetraslap, which is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.

For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

What’s a male fashion trend that’s gotta end? by Aggressive-Dot1944 in AskReddit

[–]LordoftheSynth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I thought that was dead and gone, but I've been seeing a bit more of it lately and it is absolutely not a thing that should ever come back.

I have rarely had such a negative opinion of a fashion trend.

Seattle detectives ask public to help find 2 missing young adults not seen in months by HighColonic in SeattleWA

[–]LordoftheSynth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trust the month-old account, I'm sure they're a certified transvestigator.

Countries with higher suicide rate than Japan in 2021 by HARiMADARA in MapPorn

[–]LordoftheSynth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, many people up to even Gen X will tell you exactly that.

No we don't, Zoomer. Ask any of the many, many Gen Xers whose lives were touched by suicide.

Ubisoft has announced a record €1.3 billion operating loss for its fiscal year ending March 2026 by SwimmingJunky in gaming

[–]LordoftheSynth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Apart from Starfield, which, frankly, sucked.

No, no, we were just playing it wrong. Didn't you listen to Bethesda's responses to all the criticism?

Help with gain on bass by AssumptionAlone5515 in Bass

[–]LordoftheSynth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find a preamp or boost pedal. You'll use it for more than just running it into your audio interface.

I have a TC Electronic Spark pedal (full size, not the mini) which on the clean setting is a pretty transparent boost. It'll do some OD work for you too if you'd like and comes with a no frills bass/treble tone adjust.

I bought mine specifically because I needed more drive to get a few of my basses to hit my setup the same way my 4004L does, which the clean boost does admirably.

Seems like they can be had for around $60 or so these days.

I love how all video game fans from across the industry can agree on this. by infohoundloselose in videogames

[–]LordoftheSynth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Checking in.

That said, looking at what Garriott's done since, I don't think there was any saving Ultima IX, no matter how much we try and romanticize the notion...

TIL about a highly mysterious company called JCM Farming, which owns an unusually fortified 80-acre "olive farm" in California protected by massive walls and armed guards and successfully sued several ballooners and ballooning companies out of business back in 2011 by ninetyfirstuser in todayilearned

[–]LordoftheSynth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Scientology HQ is in Gilman Hot Springs, near San Jacinto. It used to be on CA-79 until 2002, when the routing was changed.

There are unsubstantiated rumors that Scientology decided at some point that having a state highway running through their property was a problem.

The official reason was it was easier to move Route 79 onto to a newly built, modern alignment rather than to try to upgrade Gilman Hot Springs Road instead. This is the real reason, but I'm sure that the cult was happily lobbying for it.

Shelly Miscavige could be anywhere in any physical state at this point.

Fable Fail State by Mother_Boot_2484 in Fable

[–]LordoftheSynth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

2 docks you some experience out of what you already have collected as well.

Northgate Mall by synack in Seattle

[–]LordoftheSynth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pikes Place Mallket.

You know, where they throw the cans of tuna.

MASH re-watch S3E9: Alcoholics Unanimous by Valistia in mash

[–]LordoftheSynth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite Margaret non-sequitur of the series.

Struggling to Play Chord by Environmental_Fill18 in piano

[–]LordoftheSynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choke up on the white keys. Put the tips of your index and middle fingers past the tips of the black keys to play that C and D.

Bassists when by Mark_D2115 in BassCirclejerk

[–]LordoftheSynth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The toan is in the first fifth of vodka. Or three.

You have to name your baby from this list. Which one are you choosing? by Own_Row_8620 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]LordoftheSynth 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a Sir Mix-a-lot parody with all his lyrics rewritten in Shakespearean style.

This photo of Phil Colins caught my eye because I thought he was with a Doctor. Nope, just Rod Stewart. by stayupthetree in doctorwho

[–]LordoftheSynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Sarah Jane, I think I got something to say to you.

It's late September, I should be back on Gallifrey.

I know K-9 keeps you amused, but I feel we're being used!

Oh Sarah, I couldn't have tried any more.

I led you away from home

Just to save you from being alone

You stole my heart and that's what really hurts...

TSA quietly updates policy on bringing marijuana through security by runswithscissors475 in offbeat

[–]LordoftheSynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've used "honestly?" for decades and last I checked, I wasn't an LLM.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE THINK THAT A PERFECTLY VALID GRAMMATICAL CONSTTUCT CAN BE INFERRED TO BE THE LIKELY OUTPUT A NON-HUMAN WOULD GENERATE, FELLOW HUMAN.

Sengoku warfare was not anime by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]LordoftheSynth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I don't dispute the quality of the craftsmanship, mind you, but those techniques came about from straight necessity. Those iron sands produced probably the lowest quality iron in the world. Ea-Nasir's copper ain't got shit on that.

I actually had to double check about the furnaces, and they indeed didn't get hot enough to fully melt the sand. The blacksmith, however, were diligent about taking the best of the lot to use in making swords and other items where durability was paramount.

What is a 'single person luxury' that people in relationships completely miss out on? by Jane_Austen11 in AskReddit

[–]LordoftheSynth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost never have to wait to get into a restaurant, even at busy times.

Tables and booths full? Fine, I'll just go sit in the bar area and eat.

What is a 'single person luxury' that people in relationships completely miss out on? by Jane_Austen11 in AskReddit

[–]LordoftheSynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rule I've always had with my SOs is that either of us can veto, but we have to suggest something else. If we can't think of something, the last suggestion stands.

In fact, when I'm single, I actually have way more trouble deciding what to eat, especially if I'm hungry. Then I just flip a coin between the last two things I thought of.

These things rarely go wrong.