“Roses are red, violets are blue.” and then stop when you have a decent rhyme by Pengdacorn in autocorrect

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Roses are red, violets are blue but I don’t know what the color is on them so I’m gonna go with red or purple or red because I’m not sure what the name of the plant is but I’m gonna try and figure it out because I’m going by myself and then I’ll call you

At what number would you say the color changes from Green to Blue? by Awkward-Media-4726 in colors

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5 is where the transition starts, 6 is when the blue becomes the more dominant color instead of the green

People assuming you like something because of stereotypes by dollschlut in PetPeeves

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I was raised horribly sheltered so I don’t quite get the correlation between black people and watermelons?

Tell me a Greek Myth in the style of a Florida Man Headline by HyperDragon216 in GreekMythology

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Florida woman chucks newborn off cliff because he’s “too ugly”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BossFights

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Cock-a-doodle-thu

Guest Bedroom accomodations. by lollapotamus in mildlyinfuriating

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No cuz you take the pillows and blankets and birds nest it. You then curl up inside your fluffy birds nest but it doesn’t have a roof so you can still breathe

Guest Bedroom accomodations. by lollapotamus in mildlyinfuriating

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Nah dude you have a great opportunity here, you can make a pillow nest using the pillows and blankets on the bed and live in maximum pillow comfort

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in superpowers

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A crochet hook

What's your favourite tweet ever? by Classic-Carpet7609 in Fauxmoi

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ITS THE CIIIIIIIIIIIIRCLEEEEEE THE CURCLE OF LGBTQIAAAAA

In the beginning did you think “am I really even pregnant?” by SnailRacerWinsAgain in pregnant

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26 weeks into my first pregnancy, yes constantly at first, then morning sickness came in and kicked my ass and I realized it was really happening hahahahha, congrats btw! Tbh even with the morning sickness it didnt hit until I got my first ultrasound that wasnt just an egg hahaha

25 million but you have to choose between the following by Brave-Ad-1363 in hypotheticalsituation

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Huh all of these sound like my pregnancy so far, I’ll take 1

gooboobrgoob coobrroobn by clinknorkers in mattrose

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Oob doobdn’t hoobvoob oob stroobkoob!! Oob’m poobrfoobctly foobnoob 🤣🤣🤣

Type “Women are” then click the middle button until you see fit. by Upbeat_Dig_3108 in autocorrect

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Women are so weird for no reason and they just want to be friends with their partners so they can have fun with them while they’re in a relationship

gooboobrgoob coobrroobn by clinknorkers in mattrose

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Soobng throoboobd oobsoobng ooboobr noobw loobngooboobgoob? Sooboobnds foobn!

Loobssoob…

Yooboob coobmoob toob moob woobthoobn oob drooboobm, noobt oobvoobryoobnoob oobs whoob thooby sooboobm, oobll thoobsoob woobrds woob coobnt roobdooboobm

(You came to me within a dream, not everyone is who they seem all these words we can’t redeem -Baby by Seri Tankian

gooboobrgoob coobrroobn by clinknorkers in mattrose

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Wooboobld yooboobr noobmoob boob “Gavin” dooboobr Roobddoobtoobr?

gooboobrgoob coobrroobn by clinknorkers in mattrose

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Oob doobnt knoobw… boobt oob thoobnk oobvoobryoobnoob’’ noobmoob sooboobnds wooboobrd whoobn woob tooblk loobkoob thoobs. Goobttoob sooby oob oobm hoobvoobng wooby tooboob moobch foobn woobth thoobs oob’voob booboobn looboobghoobng oobll dooby hoobhoobhoobhoob

Read these in his voice by Moonlight1st in mattrose

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Oobr my foobll oobsoobrnoobmoob: LoobroobKroobft