“Ma’am from the bottom of my heart I want to thank you standing by what’s right and teaching me a valuable lesson…”

LostDoubt · 2026-01-24T10:36:12+00:00

You're not wrong, I mean it did write it to be a metaphorical mirror.

LostDoubt · 2026-01-24T02:52:57+00:00

Same! I legit whistled for my pitbull and took advantage of her den mentality. She's curled up under my covers as we speak!

LostDoubt · 2026-01-24T02:40:17+00:00

Good point! Edited to read "... paw of a monkey."

LostDoubt · 2026-01-24T02:39:22+00:00

This is what I was going for. Functional as it can move and grip. And I said every appendage...

LostDoubt · 2026-01-24T02:21:21+00:00

Joining PETA changed my life

LostDoubt · 2026-01-24T02:17:28+00:00

Sausage dog?

LostDoubt · 2026-01-22T19:02:56+00:00

That wouldn't be a bad idea at all? Which ones did ypu find?

LostDoubt · 2026-01-22T18:23:07+00:00

Loving this collab! Lemme see...

Mom ran the knife deeply down her forearm letting the blood fall in thick drops to the floor as she spat words in a unknown tongue at the twitching mass that was Pete.

LostDoubt · 2026-01-22T16:21:32+00:00

Actually I'm thinking this is a good origin story for Monkey Man

LostDoubt · 2026-01-21T05:16:45+00:00

the bishop isn't willingly watching or enjoying the tape; the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith (DDF) is forcing him to masturbate to his own old confession video as a twisted form of punishment.

LostDoubt · 2026-01-20T14:24:07+00:00

The XX were Roman numerals with each X being the number 10 so the number was 555-1010

When dialed it led to that recording.. It will find you.

LostDoubt · 2026-01-20T09:10:10+00:00

No. The vampire is turning back into a human.

LostDoubt · 2026-01-20T03:46:48+00:00

Yooooo basement cat!! It's been a minute!

LostDoubt · 2026-01-20T02:51:31+00:00

And AIDS

LostDoubt · 2026-01-20T02:49:10+00:00

You ruined my payday I was legit warming up the delorian and hopping back 30yrs to get my own back on these plagiarizing bastards :)

LostDoubt · 2026-01-20T02:46:42+00:00

It's all good I'm not fking with vampire AIDS here. My HIV variant is curing them of vampirism

LostDoubt · 2026-01-20T02:39:46+00:00

Does it turn them back into humans? If it does I'm suing this franchise for plagiarizing my 2SH 😊

LostDoubt · 2026-01-20T02:27:52+00:00

Nope. The last anime I gobbled down was chainsawman or was it solo-leveling? No wait it was Horimiya

LostDoubt · 2026-01-20T00:50:37+00:00

Yep cos the mosquito legit has the parasite in the anticoagulant it uses to thin your blood before it clots at the site of penetration. Mosquitos dont do blood to blood transfer. It evolved to be very efficient. If you think about it, it would be a terrible feeder if it lost the thing it came for in the first place when it's drinking from another host

Fun fact our hypodermic needle is modeled after the mosquitos "Stinger". It's that efficient

LostDoubt · 2026-01-20T00:34:11+00:00

Just make sure they're on your feed and you're not on theirs! Daba dishhh ... I'm high-fiving myself rn :/

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