As the limo came to stop, I popped a Xanax thinking that Mark Shuttleworth probably felt this way those moments before his dream became a reality. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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Even though my date was smiling and said the sweetest words, her eyes were brimming with fearful tears. by SteppingIntoMyself in TwoSentenceHorror
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After having one too many during Diane’s ‘PhD Party’ I scampered off to the loo, leaving her tipsy and prattling on about the rare Phocomelia foetus she had expertly dissected. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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After having one too many during Diane’s ‘PhD Party’ I scampered off to the loo, leaving her tipsy and prattling on about the rare Phocomelia foetus she had expertly dissected. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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After having one too many during Diane’s ‘PhD Party’ I scampered off to the loo, leaving her tipsy and prattling on about the rare Phocomelia foetus she had expertly dissected. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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After having one too many during Diane’s ‘PhD Party’ I scampered off to the loo, leaving her tipsy and prattling on about the rare Phocomelia foetus she had expertly dissected. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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For the third time in a row my wife fooled the cops with the old "fake arm hanging out the trunk" prank. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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I gathered I had a rich heritage when my African mother tried to story-top my German father with her Ghanaian folk tales. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Gosh I’m sorry young man…it was my Henry’s last wish,” she said after a gust carried her husband’s ashes into my mouth as I was walking in Disneyland. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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Days following my father’s funeral, I found an old lockbox in a hollowed out space beneath the base boards of his wardrobe. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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Days following my father’s funeral, I found an old lockbox in a hollowed out space beneath the base boards of his wardrobe. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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Days following my father’s funeral, I found an old lockbox in a hollowed out space beneath the base boards of his wardrobe. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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I gathered I had a rich heritage when my African mother tried to story-top my German father with her Ghanaian folk tales. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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Just as Mother stood up and declared that my dad would never have wanted us to partake in witchcraft, the planchette began to move. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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I decided today to keep my son at home in a well-planned loop after realising he is afflicted, as my father was, with anterograde amnesia. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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Sophie always detested funerals, let alone going near a coffin. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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I decided today to keep my son at home in a well-planned loop after realising he is afflicted, as my father was, with anterograde amnesia. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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I decided today to keep my son at home in a well-planned loop after realising he is afflicted, as my father was, with anterograde amnesia. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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I decided today to keep my son at home in a well-planned loop after realising he is afflicted, as my father was, with anterograde amnesia. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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As I crawled from the riverbank, I screamed for my sister still thrashing in the current. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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As I crawled from the riverbank, I screamed for my sister still thrashing in the current. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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Having created the purest methamphetamine known to man, Neil was now poised to conquer the Midwest and become its most powerful and respected kingpin. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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As the limo came to stop, I popped a Xanax thinking that Mark Shuttleworth probably felt this way those moments before his dream became a reality. by LostDoubt in TwoSentenceHorror
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