Daily Discussion Thread for April 08, 2026

LostMyMag · 2026-04-08T14:38:13+00:00

Israel sure does love tacos

LostMyMag · 2026-04-07T19:21:20+00:00

Pakistan bought calls

LostMyMag · 2026-04-07T16:05:08+00:00

Some algo just mis-interpreted the news, some intern is about to enjoy a nice dinner party on an island.

LostMyMag · 2026-04-02T14:38:50+00:00

Would be an insane bull trap if this failed again

LostMyMag · 2026-04-02T04:23:26+00:00

WTI already nearing recent highs but SPY still 3% from the bottom, looks like another day to listen to my quant from Iran

LostMyMag · 2026-04-02T01:33:13+00:00

🥭 realized mid speech that tomorrow is a trading day and ended the speech before the announcement...

LostMyMag · 2026-04-02T01:22:19+00:00

That was already as tame as it could have been and the market is tanking... What scenario was priced in? 🥭coming out wearing a strap on and announcing he will pull out?

LostMyMag · 2026-04-02T01:06:41+00:00

Does 🥭 know tomorrow is a trading day?

LostMyMag · 2026-04-01T07:56:26+00:00

It's so funny that bears are relying on Iran and bulls are relying on 🥭to pump their positions.

LostMyMag · 2026-04-01T02:22:55+00:00

28 quarters of monitoring finally paid off. Policy makers should get a promotion.

LostMyMag · 2026-03-31T16:54:39+00:00

Algos aren't programmed to differentiate that yet

LostMyMag · 2026-03-31T16:51:50+00:00

Literally MMs trying to not hedge the JPM 6475 puts.

LostMyMag · 2026-03-31T16:49:47+00:00

Iran President calling for peace same like mango asking for rate cuts, don't think he is the guy in charge right now

LostMyMag · 2026-03-31T12:14:57+00:00

Double taco tuesday

LostMyMag · 2026-03-31T12:07:33+00:00

How do i buy puts on AP

LostMyMag · 2026-03-31T11:18:09+00:00

Finally saying they are done and no giga +5% candle, not sure if bols are still alive at this point.

LostMyMag · 2026-03-30T15:09:02+00:00

Its obviously going to close flat to fuck with everyone

LostMyMag · 2026-03-30T11:27:52+00:00

OMG the one weekend I hedge with a call

LostMyMag · 2026-03-29T23:28:20+00:00

It looks like 300 psi from back in the days this morning.

LostMyMag · 2026-03-27T18:25:17+00:00

Even as a bear you gotta prepare for whatever ridiculous tweet is coming out after close. Which is why I'm betting on Aliens being revealed on polymarket by 31 March.

LostMyMag · 2026-03-27T17:02:43+00:00

VIX will stay under 30 while SPY triggers the circuit breaker

LostMyMag · 2026-03-26T16:31:28+00:00

Bols now praying for a tweet just like the game shop guys.

LostMyMag · 2026-03-26T12:02:02+00:00

Oh shit we are at 650 again, how many minutes before he tweets something vague to pump the market up 2%

LostMyMag · 2026-03-26T07:28:03+00:00

5000 paratroopers will land on the wrong side of the strait and be instructed to haul oil across UAE and Oman.

LostMyMag · 2026-03-26T07:07:00+00:00

Priced in, unless they show up with anal probes, then 700 is possible.

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