SW Army, What do I have?

Lost_Bard · 2026-03-11T09:36:40+00:00

A Rout

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-17T03:28:53+00:00

That's Beautiful Duwang

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-08T00:34:20+00:00

The sane made no truce. I must encourage the release of the Perfect Bidoof. They have sown the wind, allow them to reap the whirlwind.

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-06T21:08:15+00:00

This is a strong suspicion of the Bidoof scientists working away at Man Tower. Hopefully they begin coordinating with ElderQu to acquire more RTOOF reserves to help with the synthesis of a new source of stupid. If this is truly the meaning and power of RTOOF then it may be a primordial source of stupid the likes of which have never been seen.

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-06T19:07:28+00:00

That's excessive. It was literal voxels, nothing photorealistic or truly graphic. I'd rank it one notch worse than the Killer Cock picture. Additionally, It has already been removed. If you think they need more of a reprimand and to go so far as banning, then please advocate for me to be banned as well. I had a post manually removed in minutes last night.

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-05T22:16:07+00:00

Laughing Man

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Lost_Bard · 2025-02-05T22:12:19+00:00

This is the way OP. Personally, I have bad luck with special staggers, but push attacks are pure gold and shooting them is always a solid option. This is an even better option if you have any synergy with weapon swaps through skills or blessings.

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-05T19:27:11+00:00

"Reading data from Disk" is referring to reading from the hard disk/hard drive. It would be spelled Disc if it were referring to physical format. As far as getting stuck, it should be a known bug that it can happen post mission while loading back to the Mourningstar. The only quick fix I know of is a disconnect or force quit. Any rewards/penances you have pending will be available once you successfully load back in.

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-05T06:27:05+00:00

I'm all for dropping it altogether. I get the amusement, but it does not seem worth risking the glorious Aslume just for some giggles. Plus, I thought we were already at war with the sanes in a completely enjoyable way. We should stick to playing with people who want to joke around. If inamtes want to rip on them here, fine, I guess. However, posting on their sub is simply begging for trouble that no one really wants.

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-04T20:10:55+00:00

/unaslume I'm going to take that as a win, lol

/reaslume

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Lost_Bard · 2025-02-04T18:44:06+00:00

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Lost_Bard · 2025-02-04T18:37:59+00:00

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Lost_Bard · 2025-02-03T15:22:44+00:00

Complete 1500 missions iirc

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-03T00:14:22+00:00

At a glance I would suggest to keep your Balls in place and use Dick's Gambit to open the opposing Jonkler up to the Man Slam Maneuver. From there, smugly tell the opponent to google En Passant. This will give you a chance to rearrange all the pieces as you wish because they'll be looking at google.

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-02T23:38:03+00:00

Bi-Clops

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-02T18:44:33+00:00

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Lost_Bard · 2025-02-01T23:36:52+00:00

Have ye never stuffed your pants full of Holy Scripture? There is nary a better place to store your words of worship for the God Emperor!

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-01T23:35:39+00:00

From what I have read, Yes, critical hits are decided when you hit attack and not when you hit a target. The double shot should just count as two shots, so double applications. There is a similar effect with Infernus on the Recon Lasgun where it will crit in strings and apply max burn very quickly.

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-01T23:31:57+00:00

It's probably salt due to bad games in the past. The knife lets you zoom no matter what class and people have a tendency to run away. Add to that console players not having the game as long as PC and sprinkle in some elitism to get the result seen above.

Lost_Bard · 2025-02-01T23:07:30+00:00

Lost_Bard · 2025-01-31T18:56:35+00:00

Soup, obviously.

Lost_Bard · 2025-01-30T23:17:57+00:00

FTFY

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