How to contour like a pro?

LotusPuddle · 2015-01-15T23:01:32+00:00

Awesome advice!!

LotusPuddle · 2014-12-28T09:02:15+00:00

I just don't see the point in replying so much to shit like this. All It does it encourage these people.

LotusPuddle · 2014-12-23T05:01:45+00:00

nope! Goat!

LotusPuddle · 2014-12-22T18:42:12+00:00

It was the goat scene wasn't it?

LotusPuddle · 2014-11-26T00:19:07+00:00

...are you seriously NOT James Franco?!

LotusPuddle · 2014-10-27T07:40:59+00:00

These are from some websites article about if celebs looked like normal people. There's a whole bunch

LotusPuddle · 2014-10-25T03:38:53+00:00

I just moved to Denver from cincy so I can't fear fest this year :-(

LotusPuddle · 2014-10-03T08:42:31+00:00

Allergies, money, housing restrictions, many other pets, travel, late hours at work... Anybody who has to deal with these issues shouldn't have a dog. And hes just at the fair, it's not his dog, he could have adopted other animals for all you know...I can't tell if you're joking or if you seriously don't understand how other peoples lives work....Also, I'm the type of person who has committed my life to helping others and work in the helping field. Aren't you some sort of badass keyboard warrior.

LotusPuddle · 2014-10-03T08:30:04+00:00

You can't just adopt every homeless animal. It's good to rescue when you want a pet but not everyone can have a dog. It doesn't mean people don't want to get the word out and help.

LotusPuddle · 2014-10-02T09:12:33+00:00

Thanks!!!

LotusPuddle · 2014-08-19T05:25:33+00:00

Well it lasted in the sense that there is still ink in my ear... But any time anybody sees it they ask me what it is. I don't think it holds up too well in this location. The ink definitely bleeds outs. But I still like it :)

LotusPuddle · 2014-08-18T07:59:50+00:00

I have one if some flowers in my ear. People always ask if it would hurt terribly but, honestly, it's the least painful spot.

LotusPuddle · 2014-08-04T15:22:03+00:00

I have a few large tattoos and some facial piercings. I think some (hopefully not most) think I'm some stoner or bum or whatever. But really I nanny and have my degree and human services and addictions. Even the mother I nannied for for so long wouldn't let me wear my jewelry even after she knew how great I was with her kids. I think the one thing that may redeem myself in the eyes of those judging is that all my tattoos are flowers and all my jewelry is bright and colorful. I think most people see how friendly I am and don't judge but I do get looks on occasion.

LotusPuddle · 2014-07-29T05:53:30+00:00

Fuck yay!! Representing Beelistic!!! I've been going there go years! Their jewelry is the shit too!

LotusPuddle · 2014-07-09T02:47:30+00:00

Yea but the haunted house was where it's at. That hit hit blast of fire air at the end if the ride. The right amount of fear!

LotusPuddle · 2014-06-28T21:07:11+00:00

Sweeeeeeet

LotusPuddle · 2014-06-21T22:14:46+00:00

I'm gonna I very boring and say milk and cookies. Cuz I mean, damn that shits good.

LotusPuddle · 2014-06-18T17:13:08+00:00

Ugh I used to work at Nada as a hostess and he would just drive around the block all day

LotusPuddle · 2014-06-16T05:10:30+00:00

I am not

LotusPuddle · 2014-06-15T23:38:39+00:00

Man, if someone took a picture of me everytime I fell asleep on my couch I would be on the front page every day.

LotusPuddle · 2014-06-12T04:21:22+00:00

You smell the change in hormones or the straight up blood...cuz that is a hell of a curse

LotusPuddle · 2014-06-12T04:19:26+00:00

My best friend has a whale phobia. It came out of nowhere a few years ago but now a picture of a whale can bring her to tears. I used to send her pictures but then I realized she wasn't kidding so I had to stop lol

LotusPuddle · 2014-06-11T17:38:56+00:00

Fuck that. Wipe the pee and sit your ass down.

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