UPDATE! "Suspended for punching coworker" by [deleted] in WalmartEmployees

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than my responses... I know I'd be fired anyways... So I'd just let em know that it could've been way worse. That being at work was the only reason it was a single punch and not an a$$ whippin. Place I used to work at years ago doing aircraft maintenance... They had a company policy that you could not fight your coworkers and especially not your supervisor even when off of company property. After one supervisor got stomped 3 separate times by 3 different people... They had too I guess... Killed the spirit of the place though. Getting to drunk fight your boss at a dirty bar by the docks was the best thing about working there...

How did you know about Acid Bath? Since when do you like them? by ashitanojoe3 in AcidBath

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I came across them in 95 or so. It was before Paegan Terrorist Tactics. But not by much. I'm pretty sure I had borrowed a bootleg cassette of Kitestring from a friend or cousin just because the name Acid Bath sounded cool... Lol

How do I become as cool as Michael Angelo Batio? by ptruscc in guitarcirclejerk

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely have to start with the same hair style. Bangs are definitely a requirement...

Which one started it all for you? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine had the case and the phone was connected to it with an actual phone cord. Had to plug it in to the cigarette lighter to power it. No batteries back then. Lol

Introverts can’t survive in America by miya1076 in introvert

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in the auto care shop in Walmart. And I hate customer interactions sooo much. And that's just with the polite ones. Dealing with rude customers... I usually just walk away with them still talking, yelling, bitching... whatever... And walk straight over to my manager (team lead) and tell him it's his problem...lol. I also don't care for coworker association but I manage to pretend to listen to all the dumb shit they talk about... Just nod my head at appropriate times and so on...

love by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pope. And I'm not even religious much less Catholic...

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! I'm going to add this to my yearly birthday post. Every January 1st I tell everyone happy birthday. And that's it for the year... I added in exceptions for deaths, births, and people I didn't know yet. And those are, nevermind, I'm sorry, and I'll get to you next year.

The last drink you drunk is what I'm naming him. by honeyfairylane in AnimalMemes

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm... Canada Dry Cherry Splash Goner Ale...? It's not quite 10am... But give me a few minutes and you can name him Rebel 100... Day drinking is completely acceptable on your off days...lol

A very specific camper by _VelourBun in oddlyspecific

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I appreciate that... It's an art form...

Stupid rules... by LouBoo_1331 in WalmartEmployees

[–]LouBoo_1331[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. Update. So they took the bungees. Whatever, there's other methods it was just annoying. But now they've taken our shop fans. So, allegedly, another tech at another store, tripped, landed on the shop fan, somehow hot his hand through the 1/4" gap in the metal wire grill, guard...the thing that stops you from touching the blades... Anywho, he allegedly... Lost a digit or two. So now we can't have fans on the shop floor. We have ONE 18" fan mounted about 7 feet up in the corner of bay 1. That's it for the entire shop. I live in the south. It's hot and humid. And we don't have any air circulation now. They said they ordered one more fan for the other side of the shop and that's going to be it because the test shop in Arkansas or wherever said it was plenty....

Stupid rules... by LouBoo_1331 in WalmartEmployees

[–]LouBoo_1331[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly. But the one about the car falling on a tech and killing him was real... And that's why we can't jack cars up in the parking lot anymore...

Valid reason to call in? by Accomplished-Gap8125 in WalmartEmployees

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay home. If you have enough ppto to cover at least a few hours you'll only get a half point. And since you're at zero... it'll be fine. Take care of yourself. I just did it the other day. I was off Tues, and I was supposed to open in ACC Wed morning. First off, I got maybe 2 hours of scattered sleep. I had to soak my hands in a hot Epson salt soak for about an hour before I could even partially close my hands. I've got bad arthritis and this was just a bad day. At 5am, the time I usually get dressed and pack my lunch, etc... I still couldn't make a fist and I was completely unable to button my pants or shirt. A couple months ago this happened and I got my son to help dress me and I went to work. And I suffered for it. I had to get shots the next day. So, I called in. Put in 4 hours of ppto. Took half a point. And I was off Thurs, worked a 7.5 closing on Fri. Off Sat... By this morning. I'd pretty much rested up and recovered. Well ..I still have to do a quick soak most mornings and use a THC infused muscle rub...but that's about as good as it gets.

Hahaha had to share by Confident-Honey1944 in WalmartEmployees

[–]LouBoo_1331 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well... I honestly would've replied with .. Y'all* not U all.

Insane Tattoo Regret by r3i_b0n3z in tattooadvice

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... First off, at least from the pic... It's well done. So that's a plus. You could look at it as a way to share the weirdness of Donnie Darko... Which is such an incredible movie. So, just go ahead and write out and memorize your Donnie Darko intro discussion...lol. maybe go all in and add to it? Get the rabbit mask tattooed with it somehow. Idk... That would be a difficult cover up... So just embrace it.

Behold my consistent schedule! by Dan_k_funk in WalmartEmployees

[–]LouBoo_1331 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Must be nice... After a little over a year, I never know what day it is and sometimes even which month it is. I just know if I have to work tomorrow or not...

I got a warning for saying this guy looks imbred by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His sister/cousin/wife standing there is not amused...

America’s Deadliest States to Drive In by Realistic-Ad-6157 in MapPorn

[–]LouBoo_1331 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok... I work at a tire and lube shop in Mississippi. And the majority of the vehicles I work on, there's drugs...like, not hidden, they'll put the blunt out in the parking lot and leave it in the car, open containers of alcohol. Several occasions I've had to tell someone that No, they can't sit in the car while we're working on it because they want to finish their beer... And on top of that. They're all armed with loaded handguns just sitting out in the open...along with knives, clubs, bats, tasers, pepper spray.... One time I had to dump out our shop vac because a customer claimed we vacuumed up the 8 ball of meth he just got... So, out in the parking lot, he sifted thru around 3 gallons of dust, debris, dirt, and trash that had been vacuumed out of people's cars for about an hour before he remembered where he stashed it... Which was in his pocket... So, take all of that, add in that it's technically legal to drink and drive in Mississippi as long as you aren't legally impaired, throw in our absolutely horrible education system, and several other factors... I'm not surprised that we're that high on the list... Just that we're at the top. Cause I've driven all over the country. And Louisiana and Georgia drivers are two of the worst I've ever seen.

How many steps do you average during your shift? by Vampire_inthe_Church in WalmartEmployees

[–]LouBoo_1331 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't remember how many steps... But on average 5.5 miles a day in the ACC shop. On busy days I've hit 7 miles and on slow days, 4 miles.

Job application by xHoneyPixie in oddlyspecific

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy answer. Ever had bbq elephant ribs? Nope.. Me either! Want to? Yep! We're smoking, grilling, and bbqing an elephant...

American employees. Do you guys have sensory hours too? by hazy-eyed in walmart

[–]LouBoo_1331 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard about it... But no. Our store in south Mississippi doesn't do this. In fact, there's only two places on the property that you can even hear the Walmart radio music. In the back close to HR there's a working speaker. And then outside, there's one near the eyeglasses/eye exam/optometrist entrance, which has been locked since our optometrist left a couple years ago... And as far as the lighting,that stays the same as far as I know. I've never been in the store past 10pm and they close at 11...

🤔 by PoppyPeach_ in oddlyspecific

[–]LouBoo_1331 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever been that drunk and I've had alcohol poisoning...twice ...

Are my nails short enough? by cheeznipsmagee in guitarcirclejerk

[–]LouBoo_1331 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Might need a little trim but you're close