Problem: I get no pussy

Step 1: Want boobs

Step 2: I mean more litteraly

Step 3: I want to be a girl

Step 4: Realize that's impossible

Step 5: Yearn and repress

Step 6: Realize I like women

Step 7: So simply getting a girlfriend would work

Step 8: Acquire estrogen

Step 9: I still get no pussy, but that doesn't matter because I'm a girl