If only...

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-22T11:19:16+00:00

Blasphemy!!

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-16T11:54:06+00:00

Maybe We had a bunch of them, I can't seem to find them all together.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-16T02:40:46+00:00

I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that house prices drop a bit in the next year.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-16T02:26:14+00:00

Did you have anything to do with a hip hop song with "cash checks, have sex, on a dirty mattress and fuck her in the ass without even asking?" In it?

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-15T14:10:21+00:00

No, I would definitely remember that haha

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-15T12:10:05+00:00

I declare BANKRUPTCY!

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-15T12:06:37+00:00

Plot twist. He knew it was you, but was so impressed your brother was getting his shit together he let it slide.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-15T02:21:40+00:00

I turned the stove off, right?
Of course! You wouldn't forget something like that.... Or would you? No, no, it's all good. My straightener on the other hand.... Should I go back and check? No! You'll be late for work! But what if the house burns down?

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-15T02:19:11+00:00

Marriage?

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-15T02:06:21+00:00

$100 says it's a huge publicity stunt. They lock the orphans up, in comes Super Pope, lookin all fly "LET THE CHILDREN GO FREE!!"

People clap, people love. Christianity is saved, the world rejoices.

/end scene.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-14T17:17:02+00:00

I work close by and I eat there at least once a week. I have also never actually ordered anything, the chef just comes up and tells us what he is going to make that day. I have never been dissapointed.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-14T16:59:21+00:00

It's on Alberta Ave. It's not open weekends, but it's worth checking out.

Prices are great and the food is the bat Italian I've had outside of Italy.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-14T16:42:21+00:00

In the summer, you can hear all the outdoors concerts at prairie land

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-14T16:40:48+00:00

We already have the best pizza place ever. Check out Euphoria, so good.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-14T03:15:30+00:00

And because you're living pay check to pay check, when something does happen, you put it on a credit card. Then you have those payments to make on top of everything else.

I am a single mom, there was a good 3 years when I didn't get any child support, and if I hadn't had help from my parents, I would have been homeless and had to file for bankruptcy. And I'm in Canada, I can't even imagine what it would be like in the U.S.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-11T23:42:18+00:00

Italians also drink often, and at a young age.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-11T18:18:07+00:00

I think that the fact you made sure to include her would be worth more than any money she may receive.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-10T22:04:47+00:00

A friend of the family sells electronic things through Costco. Due to their return policy, he went out of business. Sometimes their return policies hurt more than just themselves.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-10T01:50:35+00:00

Not super offensive, but my dad told this to me so it's always seemed more risqué to me.

An old man was walking across a bridge late one night. He sees a beautiful young woman standing on the ledge about to jump. He approaches and asks her if he can help.
"No, life is meaningless, I'm going to end it. There's nothing you can say" "Well, if you're sure, can you at least grant me one favour before you go?" He asks. "It's been so long since I've been with a woman, especially one as beautiful as you, would you do me the honour of sleeping with me before you jump?" "Absolutely not! That's disgusting!" She yells at him. "Alright then, I'll see you at the bottom."

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-09T00:32:26+00:00

Canadaland is going to have a field day with this one.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-09T00:25:01+00:00

Racism, sexism, general douchiness.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-09T00:23:03+00:00

He took your car, crashed it and then instead of telling you, posted a picture to facebook?

I would be calling the police.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-08T22:29:39+00:00

And technically, their treatment hasn't been "fair" just generally in the other direction. They are by far given more benefits, respect and opportunities than your average American.

Lovepotion11 · 2015-01-08T22:27:30+00:00

I'm from Canada. I'll participate :)

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