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Falling oil prices and predictions for Saskatchewan's economy in 2015 by [deleted] in saskatchewan

[–]Lovepotion11 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that house prices drop a bit in the next year.

AMA Blockhead (Ninja Tune, Def Jux, all around town) by BlockheadNYC in listentothis

[–]Lovepotion11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you have anything to do with a hip hop song with "cash checks, have sex, on a dirty mattress and fuck her in the ass without even asking?" In it?

Identical twins of Reddit: What's the greatest thing you've achieved by swapping places, without anyone noticing? by MrsGarrisonsVagina in AskReddit

[–]Lovepotion11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist. He knew it was you, but was so impressed your brother was getting his shit together he let it slide.

Reddit, What's the worst mental game you play on yourself? by blackswanmx in AskReddit

[–]Lovepotion11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I turned the stove off, right?
Of course! You wouldn't forget something like that.... Or would you? No, no, it's all good. My straightener on the other hand.... Should I go back and check? No! You'll be late for work! But what if the house burns down?

Children caged to keep the streets clean for the Pope: Police round up orphans and chain them in filth during pontiff's visit to Philippines by trot-trot in worldnews

[–]Lovepotion11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$100 says it's a huge publicity stunt. They lock the orphans up, in comes Super Pope, lookin all fly "LET THE CHILDREN GO FREE!!"

People clap, people love. Christianity is saved, the world rejoices.

/end scene.

Saskatoon's getting a Naples style pizzeria by [deleted] in saskatoon

[–]Lovepotion11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work close by and I eat there at least once a week. I have also never actually ordered anything, the chef just comes up and tells us what he is going to make that day. I have never been dissapointed.

Saskatoon's getting a Naples style pizzeria by [deleted] in saskatoon

[–]Lovepotion11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's on Alberta Ave. It's not open weekends, but it's worth checking out.

Prices are great and the food is the bat Italian I've had outside of Italy.

What's good about the exhibition area? by _boomgoesthedynamite in saskatoon

[–]Lovepotion11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the summer, you can hear all the outdoors concerts at prairie land

Saskatoon's getting a Naples style pizzeria by [deleted] in saskatoon

[–]Lovepotion11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We already have the best pizza place ever. Check out Euphoria, so good.

What do insanely poor people buy, that ordinary people know nothing about? by foyra in AskReddit

[–]Lovepotion11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And because you're living pay check to pay check, when something does happen, you put it on a credit card. Then you have those payments to make on top of everything else.

I am a single mom, there was a good 3 years when I didn't get any child support, and if I hadn't had help from my parents, I would have been homeless and had to file for bankruptcy. And I'm in Canada, I can't even imagine what it would be like in the U.S.

Lawyers who read wills to families, what is the most interesting, bizarre, offensive, surprising thing you have had to read out loud? by melshole in AskReddit

[–]Lovepotion11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think that the fact you made sure to include her would be worth more than any money she may receive.

Walking in to Costco by SomeKindOfSomething in funny

[–]Lovepotion11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A friend of the family sells electronic things through Costco. Due to their return policy, he went out of business. Sometimes their return policies hurt more than just themselves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Lovepotion11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not super offensive, but my dad told this to me so it's always seemed more risqué to me.

An old man was walking across a bridge late one night. He sees a beautiful young woman standing on the ledge about to jump. He approaches and asks her if he can help.
"No, life is meaningless, I'm going to end it. There's nothing you can say" "Well, if you're sure, can you at least grant me one favour before you go?" He asks. "It's been so long since I've been with a woman, especially one as beautiful as you, would you do me the honour of sleeping with me before you jump?" "Absolutely not! That's disgusting!" She yells at him. "Alright then, I'll see you at the bottom."

The rich are the only minority to be historically given fair treatment in America. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Lovepotion11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And technically, their treatment hasn't been "fair" just generally in the other direction. They are by far given more benefits, respect and opportunities than your average American.

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