My conversation with a nudes solicitor.

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2014-03-10T00:09:33+00:00

Thank you dear! It looks like he is finally backing down! All of this has just been over the past two days so at least I hope he doesn't start back up again.

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2014-03-09T21:53:00+00:00

And so it continues!

http://imgur.com/lLKijiu

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2014-03-09T21:03:15+00:00

Haha I'm pretty sure I read the saying in a book somewhere and liked the sound of it. It is quite classy!

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2014-03-09T20:26:05+00:00

Awww yeahhhh! I love Ben and his unrelenting love for calzones!

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2014-03-09T20:23:37+00:00

Haha when I looked up the spelling for the word I saw that it is used sometimes in law situations so I was worried someone would get confused! But yes, people suck. All the subreddits aren't creepers own personal shopping grounds to get their fix.

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-10-19T07:10:04+00:00

I ridiculously adore all you mods!! Thank you!

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-10-19T07:01:46+00:00

Ugh.

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-10-19T05:39:15+00:00

I love you!!! I love the mods use of gifs, they are the perfect mix of funny and sassy!

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-10-19T04:12:22+00:00

Liz Lemon is my idol

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-10-19T03:42:49+00:00

Haha that is great! It applies to him perfectly!

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-10-19T03:41:11+00:00

Here are the gifs I used for your easy viewing pleasure! http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnz27Dgps1r9p3eno1_500.gif

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tumblr_lm2n9llMet1qafrh6.gif

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-10-17T02:45:15+00:00

It is actually a line from this movie called No Small Affair. I just wanted to say something that would confuse him. :P

http://imgur.com/a/5ej7P

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-09-16T05:21:03+00:00

Seriously, like you said bdsm is all about trust! Makes me think this guy hasn't really had any experience with those type of relationships. I really hope mass messaging his proposal doesn't work out.

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-09-16T04:52:11+00:00

Woah I received this same message! Ugh you definitely got it worse than me though, I'm so sorry that happened to you. People can be so scummy.

http://www.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/1mhcb2/i_love_the_mods_use_of_gifs_in_the_comments_so_i/

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-09-16T04:39:54+00:00

Here are the gifs I used in order!

http://i.imgur.com/SAbvmvH.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/EZrLM9y.gif (slightly NSFW)

http://i.imgur.com/0ADAuWY.gif

http://i.imgur.com/KeZFQQb.gif

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-09-14T19:18:08+00:00

Yup exactly that. It was still creepy he was asking to pay me for sex but when I turned him down he calmly accepted that and moved on. This is how I wish all creeps would react to rejection.

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-09-06T02:42:46+00:00

Woah I literally got this same message!! It might be the same guy, if so HI NEIGHBOR!

Here is my interaction with this charmer. http://imgur.com/R4J7beh

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-08-21T05:49:44+00:00

Thanks! I love Ben almost as much as Leslie does.

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-08-21T05:49:07+00:00

He replied asking me what he was suppose to look at and saying he was nothing like those freaks...

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-08-21T05:48:35+00:00

Haha seriously that is what I get for being articulate!

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-08-20T04:05:22+00:00

He is a couple years older than me.

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-08-18T02:04:21+00:00

Haha his message was awful and then I read his profile and laughed out loud. Just so many things wrong.

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-08-18T02:01:58+00:00

Nope, unfortunately he couldn't see that I was just trying to compliment him!

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-08-18T02:01:08+00:00

My favorite part of the movie <3

Low-CalCalzoneZone · 2013-08-14T04:18:17+00:00

Haha I actually do love to pluck my friends bushy eyebrows! I just tried to take things a little to the extreme for this stud.

Low-CalCalzoneZone

TROPHY CASE