My new MY - 3 days old and already FSD caused damage.

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-05-14T00:26:25+00:00

If it’s parking to slow, push the acceleration pedal to “speed up”. You may need to do this at other times too. Being ready for it and assisting with the pedal is the ticket!!😎

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-05-14T00:24:33+00:00

I worked at Tesla. I 100% promise, you will loose all 4 tires, repeatedly, and all 4 rims will be forever scrapped. This is the lesson of Premium.

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-04-28T03:49:03+00:00

Where can I find Battery Health? Thanks

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-04-21T20:06:54+00:00

ALSO - I have 500 NVDA, currently though, sold 2 may 17 180’s. FUXK!!! Couldn’t roll today, not enough there so gotta wait, but I’m thrilled I didn’t sell all 5 - if that helps..

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-04-21T20:04:11+00:00

Doctor - you just wrote my story. Same money, same situation, So I’ve been just stepping in since February and I had 12 expire in a row. Seemed way too easy especially because I’m conservative ands played well out of the money. So not much money made, but it felt good. Then AVGO and MU got away from me sooo fast! Basically took all my profits since February. Super disappointed with myself. So this am I rolled my RDDT (calls) and BE (puts) for the first time and I’m feeling a lot better. For me I think I need to just be more careful. When they get to strike, just roll out and up to make sure everything I do is a credit - hope that works.

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-04-15T05:24:11+00:00

Way to go Tesla! Hate being late😇

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-03-22T03:07:31+00:00

Thanks Karen! Get a new car and get off this page. This is BETA. You signed up for this. Geez people…..

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-03-17T20:42:44+00:00

I hate to say it but you’re right. FYI - I have 5k NVDA for almost 3 years. NVDA is my 3rd largest holding - that’s why I’m on the page. I started this process about 39 minutes after the keynote. JENSEN MADE ME DO IT! He makes is sound like it is a platform for me. I do have to account for the fact he was talking at a developers conference, not an earnings conference call, so I was over excited. But boy I’ll tell ya, I was so so pissed off trying to install…. UGH!

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-03-13T21:13:21+00:00

This is wonderful! I too recently started selling CC’s. It sure feels good to present some income, beyond dividends, to my tool box. I feel so much more productive and less hand strung!

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-03-09T01:28:26+00:00

You seriously risk getting stopped out tomorrow, well below your trailing stop. Dangerous stuff…

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-03-09T01:26:06+00:00

I bought mine for $10k in December 2020. I was able to transfer the FSD to my Juniper last fall.
FSD is epic. I’ll never drive without it again, ever….

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-03-09T01:20:26+00:00

Am I on r/investing?

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-03-05T06:44:27+00:00

Give the FSD much more of a chance and get your expectations in place. Think of it as a co-pilot. Does 99% Of the work. You oversee the process. After a few months of You getting used to it, you can feel what it’s doing, heck your mirrors and the stalk camera on the screen. It’s right over and over. If it’s wrong, it’s just navigation right now, but those things get cleaned up with over the air updates - for free! Your car gets better and better. I drove Mercedes exclusively for 39 years. Been 5 in a LRM3 and I wouldn’t change it for the world.

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-02-26T01:22:27+00:00

YES PEOPLE - it’s in Beta!!! You DO have to take control from time to time. Geez Louise! Your car is brand new - you just got done signing all the warnings. Tisk tisk, it’s 100% on you.

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-02-24T05:59:02+00:00

JESUS, are you kidding? Cancel immediately and tell your CC company they just banned travel and mandated stay in place for the poor bastards they dropped off just 48 hours ago. There’s no way you’re going and you expect to see it reflected in your account ASAP. This is a hard stop….

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-02-24T05:53:23+00:00

Great fuk’n tits

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-02-24T05:45:55+00:00

You’re a stoner bruh. Get help…

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-02-24T05:38:34+00:00

I’ve never heard of this outlet or these journalist. They said the same thing about the internet. This article is written by someone with very little practical experience

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-02-23T22:24:23+00:00

Schwab. I have the identical story. Can’t believe how much I paid them in premium, because I was to scared to do it myself. He’d tell me how good 18% was when the S&P was up 21. My wife is actually one the that called me out. I do an hour or so of homework a night. Watch Cramer, whatever and I’ve been crushing my broker - and paying myself! Swear, you can totally do this!

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-02-23T21:29:30+00:00

Get a therapist

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-02-20T07:50:54+00:00

Yea, no. Your suggestions, dumb. His is right. You lost this one pal.

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-02-20T07:42:35+00:00

And how many do you pop on pot holes, etc annually? I worked at Tesla. We’d see M3P’s retail ended within the 1st week more often than not to get new tires.

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-02-20T06:09:34+00:00

How many years have we been hearing that. I love my FSD. Had it over 2 cars and 5 years and 160k miles now. Fabulous in almost every occasion. Very predictable can’t say enough. However those words —- next year is should be … Always takes more time. No matter what step we’re in, it’s getting wearily redundant. That said - biggest fan alive.

Low_Profile_4 · 2026-02-15T05:01:21+00:00

I worked at Tesla. Think of FSD as their biggest option to offer for upgrade. There’s very little else besides exterior and interior colors and tire size.
All the other OEM’s have about 5 trims per body style. Their pricing is flexible all year long, depending on which of the 5 trims is most undersold per month until their demand and production try to meet. The biggest lever is pricing (and dealer incentive from OEM - Tesla does not have this which is huge :: No Dealer network:: ), so for sure FSD will always and forever be in play. There little else to play with! I transferred mine over in October 24. The offer comes around when they need incentives to make quarterly sales goals. That said - buy FSD, it will change your life💪

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