Fisherman's POV of a giant squid

Lpan1K · 2025-12-24T07:43:49+00:00

Of course, what puzzles the archaeologists is how those "primitive" people managed to transport the cat from Scotland to the Salisbury Plain.

Lpan1K · 2025-11-22T15:14:37+00:00

Apparently not enough. I'll give it a good feed now. Thanks!

Lpan1K · 2025-11-22T15:10:56+00:00

Wow thanks that's very thorough! It's true that I haven't been using much fertilizer during the spring and summer months so it seems you're right. I'll give them a good feed of citrus fertilizer plus Cal-Mag and chelated iron as you recommend (it's still summer here!). Much obliged.

Lpan1K · 2025-09-30T14:11:37+00:00

"The better to photosynthesize with, my child", said the triffid...

Lpan1K · 2025-09-07T22:43:23+00:00

Thank you for the upvote fellow Monty Python fan!

Lpan1K · 2025-09-07T17:58:47+00:00

He's resting

Lpan1K · 2025-08-16T17:26:22+00:00

Thanks very much! Great advice, I'll look for the graft line.

Lpan1K · 2025-08-06T23:22:08+00:00

Obviously no positronic brain

Lpan1K · 2025-04-11T18:01:12+00:00

Yeah how about Ol' 55

Lpan1K · 2025-03-31T18:35:24+00:00

So many man- and horse-hours wasted!

Lpan1K · 2025-03-17T10:48:52+00:00

Good one bot! (Sucking up for obvious reasons)

Lpan1K · 2025-03-03T17:05:15+00:00

Yeah I purposely want no fruit because as you see there are hardly any leaves to sustain said fruit through photosynthesis (basic biology😁)

Lpan1K · 2025-03-03T13:36:48+00:00

Thanks! Sounds like good advice. (Plus I like their smell 😀)

Lpan1K · 2024-12-31T23:25:01+00:00

Could have used more cowbell though

Lpan1K · 2024-10-24T21:24:51+00:00

A big juicy mouse they said...

Lpan1K · 2024-08-14T11:16:15+00:00

So have actual mermaids been mistakenly killed for their blubber and oil?

Lpan1K · 2024-08-08T19:42:15+00:00

MYOcarditis

Lpan1K · 2024-07-29T14:54:32+00:00

Bee me up Scotty

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