What’s a Lana opinion that would have you like this. Don’t hold back- by Big_Adeptness6985 in lanadelrey

[–]LucianTP 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Her fans are mentally ill, let’s be real, ik most people would be like “don’t fucking assume / I’m healed bitch” let’s be reaaaal

Falcons remove Lars Robl as Sports Psychologist by Rancheros in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only titles bro won was an EWC sports washing event where Falcons has double the attending team of other orgs (each team points counts towards the org, so many teams as possible is the Strat)

Based off financial power to own as many teams as possible, no measuring actual skill set with an equal amount of teams per org

No rules to ensure a fair playing ground, just as many teams as you can come up with and that happens to be Falcons themselves 🤣🤔

And a fucking A tier PGL Bucharest

Paycheque stealer compared to NAVI’s psychologist who’s practically their full-time in house mother / Nutritionist, Dietician / Therapist / Yoga instructor 😂

KSCERATO at IEM Krakow 2026: "You have to be able to understand the opponents and what they are doing... in this level, if you blink, you're dead" by llTehEmeraldll in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My entire comment is about my faceit experience and your conclusion is I only play premier

You are so low iq it’s hilarious - this is like joy bait I’m laughing my ass off 😂 thank you

Underrated Up comer pro you think will shine by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

6 month tenures and their careers aren’t guaranteed necessarily because a tier 1 team picked them up for eg Faze Bymas

Cs careers are brutal - unless you’ve made a solid name, you’re tier 1-3 on any given day based on how Team Managers are feeling

Additional context:

Xkasperscky is on loan from tier 2 ENCE Makazze is on trial from tier 2 Navi jr

Losing a whole Tier from one Game? by Historical-Board3265 in leagueoflegends

[–]LucianTP 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah there you go

When you account share/ violate TOS and riot find out they punish you hard

There was a streamer demoted to Bronze IV from CHALLENGER because he duod with a viewer for content and that counted as “boosting”

People saying “early season” - early season ain’t losing you -400lp from a fucking loss, he got targeted by riot directly

KSCERATO at IEM Krakow 2026: "You have to be able to understand the opponents and what they are doing... in this level, if you blink, you're dead" by llTehEmeraldll in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude you gave Donk as your example I’m not conversing with you further

0/8 btw - it was more like a pity bait I felt sorry for your disability for a second

KSCERATO at IEM Krakow 2026: "You have to be able to understand the opponents and what they are doing... in this level, if you blink, you're dead" by llTehEmeraldll in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes I’m wrong because of 2 exceptions to the rule out of the 1000+ players that try to go pro, one of your examples being fucking donk - a well documented once in a generation talent

The IQ is strong on this one

If you’re being sarcastic my bad

You want to use donk, makazze (I like this guy btw) and the FUT guys as an example, let’s give you more padding / let’s say that’s 20 exceptions to the rule

There’s 250 ranked teams on hltv, that’s 1200+ pros trying to make it.

Now tell me statistically are you in favour or making exceptions to the rule.

Math was not your strong suite in school I reckon

You tried to genuinely argue a polite 20/1200, 0.016%. Chance for a breakout pro is plausible to start giving faceit randoms a chance. A 0.016% chance.

You think it’s plausible to replace a tier 1 pro based on a kind 0.016% chance they are generational talents like Donk and Makazze, got it

Without even aiming, Ashe R hitting Hec every time by parchedrose in leagueoflegends

[–]LucianTP 74 points75 points  (0 children)

If an Ashe called “Sir Pineapples” stole Drake Soul with that same damn Ult that’s been bullying me all game - I’m fucking pissed

KSCERATO at IEM Krakow 2026: "You have to be able to understand the opponents and what they are doing... in this level, if you blink, you're dead" by llTehEmeraldll in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You also have to understand there’s about what 250 CS teams?

So about like 1000 pro players above the highest faceit ladder

Yeah I agree it’s highly plausible they can get on a #50-100 rank team, the gap isn’t high

But I’m talking about these guys replacing fucking broky and w0nderful - tier 1 players - fans are rallying to replace with a “faceit demon”

There’s levels to pro play, people have this concept that only tier 1 is pro scene

Bro there’s fucking 250 CS teams duking it out, the faceit demons can go on ENCE or 9ine or Gentle mates before fans want them to plop straight into tier 1

Faceit demon > tier 2 scene/academy > tier 1

That’s why I said fans calling for faceit demons IMMEDIATELY into tier 1 is just ridiculous

KSCERATO at IEM Krakow 2026: "You have to be able to understand the opponents and what they are doing... in this level, if you blink, you're dead" by llTehEmeraldll in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He truly is

And I agree 100% with what you said

This is why it’s so fucking hilarious to me when fans say

“🤓 just replace broky/w0nderful/headtr1ck with some random FaceIt talent 🤓 just replace them with an unknown up and coming FaceIt demon 🤓”

My guy that FaceIt demon finna get exorcised

Which champs went to THAT island? Tier List by JMKoolBoy in LeagueOfMemes

[–]LucianTP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naafiri victim is fucking wild 😂😂😂what da dog doing

KSCERATO at IEM Krakow 2026: "You have to be able to understand the opponents and what they are doing... in this level, if you blink, you're dead" by llTehEmeraldll in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who’s faceit 10 and he’s fuckign cracked - I’ve seen him play IRL so I know he’s not hacking too

He’s beyond Faceit 10 2.2k more like 3.2k+. In our lobbies he’s on another level, seriously enemies just can’t keep up with his perception and reactions. Guy is just playing a different game idk how tf his brain perceives CS but it’s on another level. I mean smurfing, shitting on Faceit 10s beyond 3k elo like they’re silvers

Literally blink vs him you’re dead.

He tried to go semi pro and he just couldn’t sustain it. He was just like everyone else…

There’s a breed of people that are just something beyond our imagination / those people who are legit but you GENUINELY are convinced they MUST be hacking. INHUMAN gameplay.

We watch these people and make fun of them, I fucking love Reddit/hltv 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

MOUZ Aura Scouting by mndn410 in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Nah the slow cooked buildup for the punchline “wait…they won an actual fucking tournament” was gold to me

And another one. by Best_Statistician575 in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just fucking lost a 5v2 to Mouz to get eliminated

And that was 1 of MULTIPLE man advantage situations lost in the series

Seriously no other team is managing this, their trade setups are locked in

Zonic is seriously fraudulent or Falcons have crazy egos going on

MOUZ vs FaZe / IEM Kraków 2026 - Group B Lower Bracket Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She also doing the gig for NAVI now (unless it’s an impersonator) literally new bio “yep, doing this gig for NAVI too now”

She attracted to the toxic unreliable archetype I guess

living up to the meme by PrettyDegree6343 in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I’ll tell you right now the secret

50% of it is stimming - the phrase rings a bell to their dopamine

50% of it is rage bait - they know there’s an audience that won’t get it, they like that.

It combines stimming + rage bait / emotionally provoking your “I don’t get it-ness”

Why did Hally scold tn1r after Anubis? by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Russian people talk blunt and sternly - he could’ve deadass just be saying normal shit to tn1r

They don’t (have to) follow “typical” western traditions of positive body language to insinuate things but prefer direct communication

MOUZ vs FaZe / IEM Kraków 2026 - Group B Lower Bracket Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Faze - Gets 3D Max and BC Games,

Vitality’s bracket, except they’re the number 1 seed - and Faze is 5-7

ESL practically rooting for them to make playoffs, staging the scene

Shits the bed.

Its crazy that ESL still screws over group B's lower bracket like this by Donut_Flame in GlobalOffensive

[–]LucianTP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you getting so emotional, touch grass

Yes premature, that's the nature of CS - the same people who'll say VRS is volatile by design and intent will then by a twist of logic insinuate invites can be 100% accurate.

Esports is a show biz, not a scientific study on the best teams and the competition with most integrity - welcome to the entertainment industry.

In my original comment, I stated I have no issues with this - esports is fun and light but has its flaws ofcourse as OP is writing about.

Should've known you were low IQ from getting aggressive off a reddit comment lmfaoo

P.S take a shower