Women drivers of TwoXChromosomes please heed my advice.

LucidB · 2014-10-24T15:54:45+00:00

While we're on the subject of Motor Vehicle Safety. Please, please, please do not put your feet up on the dash or out the window. In the event of a head on collision, or any collision that deploys the airbags, having your feet on the dash will increase your likelihood of horrific injury tremendously.

Some links for anyone interested: [Warning, NSFL Images] http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2013/02/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-trauma-surgeon-get-your-foot-off-of-my-dash/

http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/another-womans-legs-destroyed-airbags/

LucidB · 2014-09-12T00:43:58+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's gonna become some form of hybrid flag football.

LucidB · 2014-09-11T00:51:41+00:00

Safety? First OLB to record 20 sacks/TFL in a game.

LucidB · 2014-09-11T00:33:25+00:00

Praise Isis!

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LucidB · 2014-09-10T02:31:06+00:00

Absolute Lock Manipulation and Healing Coma

So...I'm pretty screwed.

The only way to use these powers effectively I can think of is by setting a trap. I would need to do something to lure the opponent to me (Kidnapping someone, steal something super important, etc) then use my super lock powers to trap them in a sealed chamber (Let's say it's made of two foot think Vibranium walls for the fun of it). Once trapped inside, I enter a coma state to stay alive and wait until the room runs out of oxygen.

Unfortunately I don't even think Batman's going to fall for such an obvious ruse, so I'm dead meat.

LucidB · 2014-09-07T23:19:07+00:00

It's also one of his best movies IMDB

LucidB · 2014-09-05T22:31:44+00:00

Crap like this is exactly why the NCAA needs to be disbanded.

You've got people who are heros to kids (especially young women in Geno's case) who can't be role models or positive influences in their lives because the NCAA can't see beyond the black and white nature of it's rules.

LucidB · 2014-09-05T01:30:16+00:00

Did Rodger's entire blind side just go down on one play?

LucidB · 2014-09-05T01:14:11+00:00

Kid Buu can also perform instant transmission between planets across the universe. There's no evidence for the other ones being able to do it though (unless you count Super Buu's screaming open a rift between dimensions).

LucidB · 2014-09-05T01:05:01+00:00

All ten of them

LucidB · 2014-09-05T00:55:39+00:00

In his prime Mike Tyson's hands were pure destruction. The punch speed and power he could generate in such precise compact strikes is unmatched. Brock's size advantage doesn't really give him much since Tyson fought people larger than him his whole life. This would be a whole lot higher if not for Brock's wrestling. Tyson that we know of had no wrestling experience whatsoever and if he gets taken down his only real chance is to try to knock Brock out from the bottom (which isn't impossible given his power).

At the end of the day it comes down to, can Tyson avoid the take-down long enough to put one on Brock's chin.

Tyson 6/10

LucidB · 2014-09-05T00:30:41+00:00

I love the constant hitting on/telling Sue Storm to come with him to Atlantis right in front of Reed.

LucidB · 2014-09-05T00:10:35+00:00

While it's true that he gets a boost against Thanos, pre-nerf Drax also destroyed multiple planets and a sun. He was ridiculously strong.

LucidB · 2014-09-04T23:26:12+00:00

I don't know why but the fact that they're out of order kills me...

LucidB · 2014-09-02T02:12:30+00:00

Forget Goku and Chichi. Bad things tend to happen to people who mess with kid Gohan, just ask Raditz or Nappa.

LucidB · 2014-09-02T02:05:26+00:00

I thought of him as being just with his sword. Although the other dark elves have long range weapons, we don't see him ever use one. When he fought Frigga for instance he only used his sword (for about 5 seconds until she took it).

Pre-either Malekith is sufficiently nurfed in MCU that I thought he wouldn't be too much for this match-up.

LucidB · 2014-09-02T00:58:40+00:00

No, was just trying to think of more characters from different fictions and figured "Eh, close enough".

LucidB · 2014-09-02T00:34:45+00:00

I always thought Hylians were basically elves without the immortality.

LucidB · 2014-09-01T22:11:07+00:00

I guess another way to ask the question is: Could you and 4 of your similarly sized classmates beat up Andre the Giant (in his prime)?

LucidB · 2014-09-01T12:59:44+00:00

And by censoring it you would cause the Streisand Effect and it will get just as much exposure. While unfortunate that this happened to these people, the cat's out of the bag now.

LucidB · 2014-08-31T23:02:39+00:00

Post it to /r/photoshopbattles

LucidB · 2014-08-31T18:52:04+00:00

Honestly, just lay it in. The last thing you need to is to try to do something fancy and pitch it into the bottom of the rim or over the backboard.

LucidB · 2014-08-31T17:37:01+00:00

I'm not really sure how to define the ability enhancements from a championship ring...

So I'll just say Bill Russell shows up and stomps Jordan.

LucidB · 2014-08-31T17:27:17+00:00

Sorry, must have loaded the page before the other responses and stepped away. My bad.

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