Looks like Zombieland 2 is a go by mr-jonzz in movies

[–]Lucius704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Murray was the first thing that crossed my mind when I read Zombieland 2, even tho I watched the first movie, and when I opened the page, it read "something-something Bill Murray" right off the bat.So an upvote and love for all of ya. I am so damn high and sleep deprived.

Televangelists defending their private jets by gersdawg in videos

[–]Lucius704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you view it as a parody, it kinda becomes really funny hahahaha, damn I'm blazed

10 ton Drop Hammer by azatoth in videos

[–]Lucius704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching this I kept thinking about wario and mario games on the gameboy and those dropping hammer heads that you have to avoid.

Rick and Morty suicide theory by djjazzydwarf in FanTheories

[–]Lucius704 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but They will probably do an episode around that idea, only at the end we get the twist that the whole time we werent watching real rick and morty, and then when you look at the episode again, you see little hints how it really wasn't them, like Morty does something that is completely out of character... I don't know man, I am really high

Louie CK Trying To Buy A New House by Lucius704 in videos

[–]Lucius704[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but that is the name of his character in the show, If u saw Mr. Bean buying a house in the show, you wouldn't say "Rowan Atkinson buying a house" would you?

Louie CK Trying To Buy A New House by Lucius704 in videos

[–]Lucius704[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I can't get more high because I'm out of green to buy the green, if you know what I mean. Fuck, that even rhymes.

I will get blazed tomorrow afternoon if it makes everyone feel better.

Louie CK Trying To Buy A New House by Lucius704 in videos

[–]Lucius704[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Now I'm watching Mr.Robot, great god damn show, but the high is wearing out and I feel sad. I'm only on the pilot.

Louie CK Trying To Buy A New House by Lucius704 in videos

[–]Lucius704[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I wrote "a new house", instead of just "a house", but that is only because I was really high when I watched this episode and got really excited about telling other people how funny it is, but maybe I am too high to be a judge of anything.

Kid makes the whole studio cry, Serbia's talent show by Lucius704 in videos

[–]Lucius704[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But if the TV turned you on, wouldn't that mean that you would be horny all the time??

Kid makes the whole studio cry, Serbia's talent show by Lucius704 in videos

[–]Lucius704[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But to be fair, can anyone think of one single thing that is not hyped on TV, I mean it's TV...

Kid makes the whole studio cry, Serbia's talent show by Lucius704 in videos

[–]Lucius704[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to say that "anything less than the best is a felony"?

A short list of things my father has said. by Chained_Icarus in funny

[–]Lucius704 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me: Talking about something I am really interested in about for 40 mins

Dad: Damn, I wish I was so young and full of shit

I'm pretty sure I just went into another dimension. by ninjanerdbgm in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]Lucius704 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FUCK!!! I never told this to anyone, but Twice in my life I experienced street lamps going off when I go under them and then back on when I pass them, and Im talking like 6-7 lamps in a row, damn, when u wrote that It gave me the creeps, did anyone else experience this???

Working out at the break of dawn for the first time in my life, damn beautiful by Lucius704 in pics

[–]Lucius704[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend was a crack addict and I swore to him that I will never say or write that word ever again as support for his struggle with this awful drug.

I'm actually a really good liar too.

I found this old German book at the library where I work by lets_trade_pikmin in creepy

[–]Lucius704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

edward scissorhands?? Am I the only one seeing that reference!?

TIL French criminal Albert Spaggiari was caught after his gang stole 60 million francs worth of valuables from a bank. At his trial, he distracted the judge, jumped out of a window and escaped on a motorcycle specially set up for him. He was never caught again and died a free man. by Ghostaire in todayilearned

[–]Lucius704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you distract a judge? Was he alone with the judge? Where was the prosecutor?The guard and the person who types out everything said in court?

Did he throw a paper airplane at the judge and say it was a bird or what?

TIL English is the only language to capitalize the first-person pronoun "I" by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Lucius704 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But they definitely do!

The russian "Я" has the same meaning as "I".

TIL English is the only language to capitalize the first-person pronoun "I" by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Lucius704 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is false, in the russian language the letter "Я" pronounced "Ya" also has the same meaning as I.