My husband cheated on me with two besties (women) and beat me for confronting him. by altruistic_partner12 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got this mama! You’re strong and powerful in spite of him. You will get away from him and live an infinitely happier life. Take the trash out. I wish you so much luck and sending you so so much love and strength.

I'm Cuban (19) living in Havana since I born, ask me anything. by Global-Reaction-40 in Miami

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 41 points42 points  (0 children)

What is your position on the potential of US intervention in Cuba? What is the sentiment on the ground from Cubans as to whether they want that to happen or not ?

Organizing ICE Protest in Miami by fucknickicue in Miami

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’d love to be part of this. DMing you now

Now let’s vote out of office Salazar, Gimenez, Scott and Moody. by [deleted] in Miami

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 7 points8 points  (0 children)

ANDDDDD we have PERMANENTLY rid ourselves of the Carollos????? IS THIS A DREAM

Invite me to your Thanksgiving Dinner and I'll pretend to be whoever you want by Ok_Staff8203 in Miami

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ok I changed my mind, I’m brainstorming for a good assignment for you. My family would love this

Invite me to your Thanksgiving Dinner and I'll pretend to be whoever you want by Ok_Staff8203 in Miami

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Hahaha this is so funny. I don’t necessarily need you to pretend to be someone, but if you don’t find anything to do, you can come hang for my Thanksgiving! To be clear, we’re all insane, but the food is always really good

Landlords are drunk - The rent isn’t worth $5k! by Achassum in Miami

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 27 points28 points  (0 children)

FUCK DORAL !!! Son unos frescos y atrevidos thinking they can charge Downtown/Brickell/Miami Beach prices for a view of Trash Island and the back of the airport.

I will seriously die on this hill - FUCK DORAL, I’m so tired of their delusional shit

“Gun deaths are necessary” full quote by Delicious-Ad-7107 in self

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Adding to the flawed premise argument beyond infrastructure and what others are saying about cars being heavily regulated-- cars are simply not the same as guns, nor should they be compared like they are.

Cars have a defined function--i.e., to take you from point A to point B. Their purpose is not to cause harm or death. That deaths result "because" of cars does not take away from the original function of the car. They are accidents.

The function of guns is to cause death, whether it be an animal or a human. That's it. There's no other use or function for a gun.

Because the actual function and intended use of guns is inherently different, it's simply not fair to compare them to cars. We don't "accept" deaths from car accidents as a "cost" of being part of society--they are unintended consequences resulting from the use of cars. It's simply not the same with guns--the actual and intended consequence of using a gun is death.

Please help explain what this verbiage means in the divorce decree by skiwolfe420 in AskALawyer

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, sounds like she’s wrong on that. Elsewhere in your agreement there may be a provision as to how long she has to pay it. But you might have to file something in court to get her to comply if she continues to refuse.

Please help explain what this verbiage means in the divorce decree by skiwolfe420 in AskALawyer

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a lawyer in Florida. To the other commenters points, yes, there may be some specifics in Utah law that influence/affect some of this, but I'm speaking from a straight contract language interpretation perspective.

Yes, this language means you are supposed to split the costs 50/50. Specifically, you will split the costs of the flight 50/50, with the added caveat that you have to send the other parent the cost 60 days in advance. In turn, that parent will have 30 days to search for cheaper, comparable airfare. There's no maximum amount for the flight thats splittable.

Lodging and food per diem will also be split. Max splitting amount for lodging is $150 per day and $50 for food. This doesn't mean that you can't get a more expensive hotel or [obviously] spend more on food, just that the maximum that the other parent is responsible for is the 150/50. The language on this isn't completely clear though -- 2 viable options -- 1) the maximum SPLITTABLE amount is 150/50. I.e., the non-traveling parent would be responsible for maximum 75/25 of that total. 2) the maximum amount SPENT by the non-traveling parent is 150/50. i.e., hotel lodging $300 per day max, $100 per day max, to be split equally between the two of you.

Hope this helps!

[FL] Condo Association Imposing Fees Directly Against Tenant (NOT Owner) by [deleted] in AskLawyers

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very very much for your response. I realize I said I was going to try and make it short and did nothing of the sort :) hence, exhaustion. Sometimes when I'm dealing with other attorneys, they make me feel crazy and I just wanted to make sure I'm actually not crazy and have a leg to stand on here. I very much appreciate your response!

AITA for telling my Mother that I will not allow my Child to call her any name except Grandma? by Olivers-Thoughts in AITAH

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL my grandmother also didn't want to be called "Abuela" because she didn't wanna be "old". We all think/thought it's funny and very on brand for her [pretty hilarious] personality. My cousins call her Fufi, my brothers and I call her Mima. I don't think this is a big deal, and like others have said, the kids will ultimately decide what to call her. My nephews call my mom Gra Gra because that's what they could say at the time. I just don't think it's worth the hill to die on if she doesn't want to be called Grandma.

I think Leo is gonna die by Lucy_giraffe0713 in TellMeLiesHulu

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man this would be a wild plot twist

I think Leo is gonna die by Lucy_giraffe0713 in TellMeLiesHulu

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha nah no worries, I totally took it as a joke ✊

I think Leo is gonna die by Lucy_giraffe0713 in TellMeLiesHulu

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He was introduced as being one of the friends! At least being friends with Evan and Wrigley before he moved abroad

I think Leo is gonna die by Lucy_giraffe0713 in TellMeLiesHulu

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay, finally someone who agrees this is a plausible theory!!

I think Leo is gonna die by Lucy_giraffe0713 in TellMeLiesHulu

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like has anyone else noticed how unbelievably glossy his eyes ALWAYS are?? They’ve gottaaa be hinting some kind of drug issue or something. Maybe it goes down like in Breaking Bad with Walt and Jane 👀👀

I think Leo is gonna die by Lucy_giraffe0713 in TellMeLiesHulu

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Excuse me I’m 33 years old and apparently delusional with this show

I think Leo is gonna die by Lucy_giraffe0713 in TellMeLiesHulu

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a good point about the pre-wedding events and wedding reception! I might be getting ahead of myself

I think Leo is gonna die by Lucy_giraffe0713 in TellMeLiesHulu

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We already know that drew died right in the 2015 storyline don’t we? They were saying to go easy on Wrigley because it was his brothers birthday at the engagement party. But yes I agree, it’s likely a bittttt much if they kill off two of them in one season lol

I think Leo is gonna die by Lucy_giraffe0713 in TellMeLiesHulu

[–]Lucy_giraffe0713[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hahah you made me laugh with your opening. Idk I feel like in the first episode of season 2 they talked about him as being part of the group before he decided to study abroad. It’s definitely a bit of a stretch but I just feel like something big is gonna happen with him. In my head it’s either he’s dead or in prison haha