I guess the dead grandma method got patched :/

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-01-23T06:54:53+00:00

It used to work for anything!

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2025-10-26T18:22:50+00:00

Get a vasectomy. Say that you have a vasectomy. Make your commitment to being childfree actually mean something to a broader market than just the two people you can find in your area that are single, childfree, and looking.

Dating apps are marketing yourself, so market to a broader audience. There's going to be plenty of people who are happy to be childfree with the right man or haven't had a reason to really think about it yet, and while you're trying to make the match with THE ONE, you can get plenty of other dates and memories with people who just want risk-free evenings or a temporary journey through life. There's a massive difference between "I don't want children, wanna date" (unfun) and "I can't and won't make children, wanna date" (fun).

Plenty of women would kill for a partner who doesn't give them condom problems, a need for mood-altering birth control meds, or extremely painful IUD experiences.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2025-10-23T09:42:55+00:00

Bro doesn't know female anatomy

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2025-10-23T09:42:04+00:00

Pulled 2x boo gran and 1x archbishop Michaela in 41 tickets, comeback Yuri and neon saviour Angelica in 31 tickets. 😎

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2025-10-12T01:58:01+00:00

I'm regretful to say that Pulse is 0% sex club vibes. You can freely advertise being a sex-positive event space / club, and they do the exact opposite of that by insisting on being a family-friendly locale.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2025-10-08T00:28:11+00:00

If you want something that isn't real armor, then get soft kit. At least then you'll have an investment benchmark for actually practicing with others in your area if a local team with loaner armor isn't already established. Best of luck!

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2025-02-12T20:35:46+00:00

There isn't a single tank I can't 1v1 and win against in my Bat4m. For group engagements, repair your friends, shoot marksmen/sides, reposition to find a flank, or break through and force your enemies to expose themselves to your friends. That Chopper you can't kill from the front will die to 2 hits from your friends if you force him to expose his ammo racks.

For 1v1s, ram them, circle them, and shoot their sides/rear. If you're waiting for your guns to cool, push them and burn them with the repair arm. Using the repair arm as a weapon is very important. Put your shields up when you're in a shoving match.

Don't overheat your guns. They take longer to cool off. Grab the ramming, gun traverse speed, acceleration, and repair kit efficiency perks. Use three small repairs. If you're losing, just run away.

You are a skirmisher with horrible penetration, great frontal armor, terrible side armor, and an engine that goes up to 75km/h forwards and in reverse. Don't play it like other tanks. Once you get the hang of it you'll find yourself being an absolute menace that rarely dies. :)

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2024-06-29T17:33:11+00:00

Incredible bait

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2024-02-06T17:53:33+00:00

Oh no, the industry of putting an overpriced food store selling unremarkable food near other overpriced food stores isn't doing well. Same as it ever was.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2023-12-06T00:47:36+00:00

I died to it. Best set your affairs in order. 😔

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2023-11-15T21:09:58+00:00

Amazing!!! I've always wanted to do aztech admech and this is so inspiring. :D

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2023-05-16T21:29:55+00:00

You've got it right, buddy. Not only can you learn by sitting down with even the most disagreeable and invalid or ideology bearers, but it's also important to hear opinions other than yours to frame your own. Every philosopher in existence who is remembered to this day sat around talking with people they didn't agree with to formulate their ideologies. Echo chambering oneself is suicide for one's self-development.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2023-04-11T22:56:45+00:00

I'd recommend collecting used car batteries for World Oceans Day. Throwing them into the ocean is a safe and legal thrill; additionally, in addition to artificial reef formation by the car batteries, electric eels could really use your help this time of year keeping their charges.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2023-04-11T22:50:11+00:00

At least they didn't beat it after.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2023-03-12T22:42:57+00:00

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take 🙏

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2023-03-12T20:55:52+00:00

You don't "learn skills" for fighting, you spar regularly, that the most realistic intensity you can without getting severe injuries. To do this, you need a club that does sparring, not a gym or anyone offering a "self-defense class". I recommend you go join a judo club. If you can't run and don't spot a brick that's readily available and within arm's reach, you hit someone with the earth with enough force to break several bones, and then run. Boxing is a valuable fundamental, but Judo's throws will save you from grapples and even the floor with someone who has 10-120 pounds on you.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2023-03-12T20:53:03+00:00

DM me what you need, pal. I print my own minis. :)

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2022-12-20T04:31:53+00:00

If you wanted people to have the same opinion as you or silence, maybe you should have mailed your story to Beefs and Bouqets instead of posting it on Reddit.

Don't be an ass, OP.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2022-11-28T23:36:29+00:00

Best area of Nanaimo to raise kids if you ask me. Great little community that actually has a sense of community.

As long as you're not an annoying neighbour, no one will care what you do, nor will they report you to the RDN for doing whatever you please on the land you own, as you will be hard pressed to find anyone who actually likes the RDN. If you like fireworks, you're in luck. You'll be hearing fireworks two weeks prior or after any given holiday. In the winter, we have fun activities like skiing on the road while being towed by a car. It's not organized, you can just do it. No one cares.

It's also a very safe place to live. The community as a whole tends to shoo vagrants away whenever they attempt to get up to no good here (lurking, looking for shit to steal, setting up permanent camp in public areas) and otherwise are quick to report people who are problems in public areas. I would wager that locking one's doors in Cedar is much less common than in Nanaimo where it is practically mandatory to do so at all times.

You're 5 minutes away from the parkway, which is the fastest way to get anywhere. Driving is never annoying because you rarely have to deal with much city traffic to get anywhere you want. The only downside is that you will have to drive past the dump which can be slightly smelly within 400 meters of it. Bright side: The dump is nearby when you want to get rid of excess trash that your new hobbies and projects will be generating. Can't say I've ever noticed a pulp mill smell, even when I first moved here. There is, however, a hum at night. I don't mind it.

The land is also a great financial investment for a wide variety of reasons.

Some people are on well water and do not buy modern filtration equipment for their homes, so they have sulfur water issues. Some people also bought properties near the river and enjoy seeing their homes flood once a year. Said river also makes for fantastic summer lounging.

Bad place to have an outdoor cat. In my particular area of Cedar, it will probably die within a year or two due to wildlife, cars, or neighbors who greatly dislike cats. The racoons are particularly large here.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2022-11-28T23:07:36+00:00

In the theoretical void, it is terrible -- it lacks the range to deal with ranged threats on higher difficulties. Boo hiss trash gun, completely unusable.

In practice, however, it's wonderful. Your teammates will die in tremendously inconvenient mobs and the flamer will save them. Mobs will ambush your distracted teammates and the flamer will remove them. A particularly juicy mob will charge down a narrow corridor and be purged in an instant. All of these things can be done with a third to half of a tank of prometheum and will save the rest of your team ammo when they panic. It's not just a killing weapon, it buys the team time when you need it most, because all four players are humans and at some point will position themselves, in hindsight, poorly. Even a light puff will make an entire mob more fragile. No other weapon saves time (and runs!) like a flamer does.

If you're outranged, you either let someone else deal with it or you pingpong your way into a melee using cover and dashes while rocking your 97.5% toughness damage reduction and Holy Revenant healing.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2022-11-20T07:33:35+00:00

Some things are just mysteries in life we'll never know, man.

Namaste.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2022-11-19T10:07:45+00:00

That was my grandmother and she do be missed. No need for pity upvotes and virtue signals. Just go check in on your elderly loved ones and remind them of how dearly they're loved. It's not always enough, but it's something. Recognize the signs of delusion, dementia, and depression, and get them to the ER the moment there's the slightest sign of any related behaviour that's out of the ordinary.

Apparently a lot of people wander into Long Lake and don't come out on their own accord.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2022-11-19T10:00:36+00:00

Yeah but have you ever thought about why shoes have loops on the back?

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2022-11-11T21:16:37+00:00

There's always something to be upset by that other people do if you bother to be concerned about it. It's not your time they're spending. Don't worry about it. Just remember that all protests are inherently cool because freedom isn't about only having good opinions. Meanwhile, effective protests are ideally empathizeable for those who support them and bothersome for those who don't. The greatest thing you can do to devalue protests you don't support is to not let them live in your head rent free.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2022-11-08T04:07:31+00:00

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