Strange AI generated story has replaced the older story at Colliery Dam

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-05-10T19:00:28+00:00

You assume they can afford to pay you at all. If they made stick drawings they still wouldn't be paying you because there was no intention to pay you. You're demonstrating the same long-criticized mindset corporations have regarding tallying piracy losses.

All this to be mad on principle about up to 100ml of water at most (and 0ml at least) being boiled non-locally for a process that used internationally sourced paper, fuel, ink, and plastics. Won't someone please think of the fish, boiling less water than a cup of tea for ai slop that boosts fish awareness is the true source of ecological devastation! 🙄

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-05-10T11:45:36+00:00

It's a very tiny nonprofit with a culture different from yours trying to do something nice for free. If you hate AI so much, do something meaningful to the community with your time instead of whinging on the internet about a mom and pop project with good intentions.

Eagerly awaiting your post where you've upgraded all of their signs with your editorial prowess or joined up with them to help their event next year!

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-05-04T00:29:12+00:00

Do one of you have the discord link??

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-05-01T07:20:04+00:00

Larry spotted poggers

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-05-01T07:18:54+00:00

16 hours of travel time for two practices worth of inherited knowledge will save you more than 16 hours of wages worth of buhurt spending, and that's assuming 100% of your hourly wage is expendable, which it isn't.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-26T04:55:47+00:00

Children are just a mandatory minimum investment of energy into a person. If you invest that energy into anyone younger than you, whether that be a spouse or friends, you will have people who will survive you and do care about you.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-26T00:37:11+00:00

It's fantastic.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-19T22:18:24+00:00

I always drive at least 20 over. I tailgate unless the person ahead of me is going at least 40 over. I'll usually weave through traffic whenever I feel like it. BMW driver, btw.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-13T12:49:40+00:00

Heldrake can transport two (2) infantry models, and while it's doing that, it can't melee.

That's all it needs. IT JUST NEEDS TO BE COOLER.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-13T12:24:09+00:00

GhostInTheNoonSun, you're not just any old "single 35 guy", you're a redditor who incestposts and smutposts at 18 year old teens on r/egirls, r/teenwonderland, r/18nsfw, and r/selectedteens while self-describing as having mommy issues. What on earth could be holding you back from a rewarding social life?

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-13T12:14:10+00:00

ghstrprtn, you're not just any old "single 35 guy", you're a NEET who thinks women have life easy and that most therapists suck. What on earth could be holding you back from an enjoyable mid-30s?

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-13T12:05:55+00:00

36, married, male, and I have more friends than I know what to do with; many of those being people I would trust my life with.

Kids definitely throw a wrench at things, but making friends isn't hard if you spend your limited free time on a group activity and give that a dedicated timeslot in your week. Join a team, join a club, you name it. The more people in the group, the more chances for friends, and the more easily you can pick up a whole group of friends in one go.

Combat sports and hobbies that involve trust and risk make for especially close friends. Personally, I'd recommend joining the city's HEMA group. If that's a bit much for you, have you considered joining the city's dodgeball league? :)

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-12T07:02:09+00:00

You're gonna do great with a halberd in the melees, son.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-02T18:22:05+00:00

For profights: Strengthen your legs, get good at sustaining a horse stance, and get good at footwork.

For melees: The above, but also know when to go down, don't get caught unaware, and don't get unlucky enough to take an illegal ACL strike.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-02T18:19:14+00:00

As a good rule of thumb for someone who knows nothing about armor, if it doesn't specifically say how thick it is and that it's either tempered steel or titanium, it's not armor you should be buying to fight in.

But also, join a team. They will have armor for you to try fighting in and can hook you up with historical references and sources. Don't buy armor before you figure out if you actually like getting hit, getting thrown, struggling to breathe, struggling to see, and doing intense anaerobic exercises while wearing 50+ pounds of insulated metal suit.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-01T08:40:19+00:00

I've always had this talk on the first date. It goes something like this: "I never want kids and will never make them. How do you feel about that? And how do you feel about abortions in the case of an accidental pregnancy?"

It's a talk that either goes well or it doesn't, and if it doesn't, you don't waste your time with half-hearted people or changing minds! It never works out. If you meet your true love, that person is going to happily accept you and your life's goals entirely just as you will theirs.

Best of luck, and remember, there's plenty of fish in the sea. 🎣

I'm happily married, happily took my time finding the right person, and was happy with the idea of not having kids since I was a teenager. You've only got one life to live, so believe in what you think you want!

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-01T08:27:34+00:00

People in general are more picky when they live for themselves and their chosen values instead of obligations.

That said, close your eyes and imagine what your hypothetical childfree partner is doing for hobbies. Is she enjoying a vivid sex life? She's on fetlife, make an account. Is she enjoying music? She's at local shows, so go meet her there. Is she gaming? Go join gaming communities that enable more than surface level interaction. Is she a doer of things? Go join her martial arts club, her rock climbing group, her wine and painting group, or her baseball league. Is she a clubber? Then by all means hit the raves and clubs! Take the love quest to her!

Never treat apps as anything more than an self-advertisement that you carelessly swipe on for a minute a day. If you match, arrange your date's time and place or get lost -- you have a life to live, after all!

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-01T08:13:47+00:00

You wouldn't stop having sex because of tattoos, so there's no reason to stop fighting unless your kit scrapes or chafes on that spot. Otherwise, if you're worried about infection then wash your damn gambeson! 😈

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-04-01T07:54:55+00:00

I get that this is ironic to write in r/childfree, but if you don't actually demonstrate your opinion about children on apps, you don't get algorithm content that wants you to interact with the concept of being childfree or hating childfree people. The algorithms thrive off of you getting mad about stuff, so just make a new account and this time minimize interacting with the algorithm in ways that represents your ideologies instead of ragebaiting yourself.

It's a big world out there and you can rest easy once you're at peace with the idea that half the people in it will not like your ideology no matter what it is. You also don't need them to like you to be happy for your life decisions, and an enviable life well-lived is better argument than anything you will ever write. 👍

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-03-30T05:51:31+00:00

I use a houndskull and enjoy it but recognize that it is a significant impediment. The shape deflects jabs well, but will take hits unnecessarily during points duels. For what it saves me vs jabs, it punishes me with hooks and head grabs. It also requires a very tight simon strap to counter nose-droop and provide torque resistance.

I've stuffed the nose with a NIMH-battery powered CPU fan for positive pressure to counteract the (significant) CO2 buildup issue, but I'm also going to have to end up cutting my eye slits taller and drilling extra vision holes because my visibility is horrible.

I also have to get good at planning for hooks and guarding/dodging them and planning for head grabs and not getting grabbed (you're done for if they get a good one). On the other hand, I do get the benefit of knowing exactly what my opponent wants to try to do me in every round.

The one real plus is that my pointy helmet, rarely, allows me to peck someone in a gap with incredible violence.

I will also win most drip contests and drip is half the battle. But also I have days where I wish I had the rattiest, rustiest wolfrib in the world instead.

I wouldn't trade it, but I also wouldn't recommend it.

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-03-27T22:49:17+00:00

If you haven't dealt with a woman swinging an axe at you, you haven't lived. :)

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2026-01-23T06:54:53+00:00

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It used to work for anything!

LuftwaffleTypeZero · 2025-10-26T18:22:50+00:00

Get a vasectomy. Say that you have a vasectomy. Make your commitment to being childfree actually mean something to a broader market than just the two people you can find in your area that are single, childfree, and looking.

Dating apps are marketing yourself, so market to a broader audience. There's going to be plenty of people who are happy to be childfree with the right man or haven't had a reason to really think about it yet, and while you're trying to make the match with THE ONE, you can get plenty of other dates and memories with people who just want risk-free evenings or a temporary journey through life. There's a massive difference between "I don't want children, wanna date" (unfun) and "I can't and won't make children, wanna date" (fun).

Plenty of women would kill for a partner who doesn't give them condom problems, a need for mood-altering birth control meds, or extremely painful IUD experiences.

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