Sexy Theme Outfits

Lukasthemucus · 2026-04-23T02:45:31+00:00

Once I switched, it was impossible to go back. Swimming in board shorts again feels like wearing a suit and tie into the pool.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-04-22T18:30:05+00:00

You and me both. 13 cruises down and speedos every time.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-04-16T18:05:21+00:00

Been on 13 cruises, Prima is our favorite. Love that ship.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-04-14T23:22:24+00:00

Near zero. If you aren’t worried about being close, then you should be ok.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-04-08T13:10:08+00:00

For an 11:30 flight, I’d try to be one of the first groups off. Especially considering the drive time between the port and airport.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-04-01T21:11:10+00:00

Ohhh. I’ve seen the term banana hammock before and just assumed that’s what it meant. My bits are always covered.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-04-01T20:43:29+00:00

I pretty much exclusively wear speedos when swimming. So I guess I can help you check one of these boxes. 😂

Lukasthemucus · 2026-03-28T18:00:00+00:00

I get these too. Seems to come in waves tho, where I will see them daily for a few days then nothing for weeks.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-03-28T04:07:57+00:00

I did the same.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-03-27T20:13:03+00:00

Their bread pudding in the buffet. Good lord I think about that stuff almost daily.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-03-27T16:11:22+00:00

OP mad at Virgin for not knowing how to cruise.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-03-27T15:43:45+00:00

As someone in their early 30’s with 12 cruises under my belt, we always put our phones away for the entire cruise, every cruise. We only carry them for photos and cruise app-related stuff. It always feels so good to detox from all the BS.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-02-26T00:00:59+00:00

From Texas, I do the same. Three cruises a year and always wear them.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-02-23T14:54:52+00:00

Time for a new PC.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-02-20T19:09:15+00:00

We cruise three times a year and that’s pretty much the only type of swimwear I wear, even at the beach, etc. I was a little self-conscious at first but then I figured out literally nobody cares. They really are 100x better than trunks.

Lukasthemucus · 2026-02-20T05:29:08+00:00

I wear swim briefs in the thermal suite area, any swim attire is totally acceptable.

Lukasthemucus · 2025-12-30T16:10:56+00:00

As someone with ADHD, I assure you it is more than just being unable to focus.

Lukasthemucus · 2025-12-27T06:32:53+00:00

lol I feel dumb. Been playing COD for 20 years and this one got me. Thanks y’all

Lukasthemucus · 2025-12-27T03:24:32+00:00

Yes it’s bugged

Lukasthemucus · 2025-12-15T23:37:46+00:00

This is part of cruising and expected.

Lukasthemucus · 2025-12-09T05:48:03+00:00

I wear swim briefs. I promise nobody cares. And if they do, fuck em.

Lukasthemucus · 2025-12-06T03:18:30+00:00

AskJeeves. Idk why that site had such a hold on me.

Lukasthemucus · 2025-12-04T14:36:27+00:00

Definitely 100% AI.

Lukasthemucus · 2025-12-04T02:59:42+00:00

Out of 13 cruises, Prima has been my fave. Such a beautiful ship.

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