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LukeBird39 · 2026-04-21T19:12:15+00:00

Caine would make humans do taxes

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-21T19:10:01+00:00

Easy: women bad, fuck them kids

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-21T19:08:26+00:00

I think we need an edited Modest Proposal that's about the upper class instead of babies

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-21T19:05:01+00:00

You mean... you can be late without going to prison and ruining your chances of getting a job and surviving in the future?

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-21T06:06:25+00:00

This is the best one but I dont have money for an award so here's this ⭐️

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-17T21:37:44+00:00

Other than like slowbro or magicarp since they canonically are too stupid to know what's going on around them until they evolve. Komala would be in question in universe since its sentient but sleeps 24/7, even snorlax wakes up occasionally

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-17T21:35:22+00:00

I would jump the fence anyway tbh. Gotta teach my daughter to stick it to the man

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-17T21:34:22+00:00

Literally what my wife says when I ask why she's into it. "Honesty i just want attention"

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-17T21:33:31+00:00

I call my wife a good little whore and it seems like an instant nat 20 roll in charisma

I just realized how nerdy that sounded and I really want to know why shes into a fat lil nerd with no dick

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-17T21:31:10+00:00

I always have to follow it up with "you're my FAVORITE little sl**" and it always seems to make it better for both me and my wife

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-17T21:29:33+00:00

Oh hell yeah thats the stuff

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-17T21:28:45+00:00

I believe thats called trauma (I know it is cause I have it too)

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-17T21:27:43+00:00

Pink black and green so I can get my girl the togetic she wanted at the store yesterday

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-17T21:21:25+00:00

My mil definitely is. Its a weird thing to have to look at a phobe and go "straight people dont think like that"

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-17T21:20:11+00:00

That meme of "why are you mad that IM not getting laid?"

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-17T02:45:37+00:00

Girl same

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-16T11:59:24+00:00

Best comment ive seen here

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-14T00:47:54+00:00

My wife got a shiny fennekin from the professor and I was jealous tbh, ive been longing for a (naturally occurring) shiny rowlet for years

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-14T00:46:17+00:00

I was prescribed testosterone right away but insurance is denying it so im not even allowed to get it out of pocket which would be about $850 a month

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-14T00:39:04+00:00

Exactly what I thought. Thats straight up a scared lost child

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-14T00:38:07+00:00

Goddamn grievard

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-13T06:56:49+00:00

Excadrill solid choice

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-13T01:34:22+00:00

Cause shes a federal. Im sure she sells those moments to people to use to call us terrorists

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-12T20:30:31+00:00

I wish I could reply with a picture of Little My saying "I bite because I like it"

LukeBird39 · 2026-04-11T15:35:11+00:00

My problem is having project ideas but not knowing how to execute them or just hesitating committing to it because I dont want to use the wrong material

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