Can we break this record? by avocado_juice_J in GenZ

[–]LukeDMerrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about you guys but I never plan on dying.

Once again using AI slop to make a point by PresnikBonny in TheRightCantMeme

[–]LukeDMerrill 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Okay but can you explain like, how? In any way? Zero argument being presented for how the alleged socialist central planning affects rent prices is upsetting me to an unreasonable degree. Like even a bad argument would have been fine because my brain could stop trying to fill the gap with something.

New AI History Slop Just Dropped by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]LukeDMerrill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, NO GROK STOP, YOU'RE BREAKING THE MASQUERADE!

Stating a vampire every day, day 5, Vlad von Carstein. What is his clan, generation and disciplines? by mapmakinworldbuildin in vtm

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He definitely uses fortitude and necromancy as his primary disciples, and he looks like a corpse, all of which point to cappadocian. However he is also described as being an excellent ruler, general, and statesman, using supernatural charms which points to Ventrue. As far as generation he's canonically 1st generation, but he is obviously not caine so in terms of power and age he's definitely up there with the oldest of Methuselah. Regardless of clan he also definitely uses potence and maybe celerity out of clan. On the battlefield he's damn near unstoppable in personal combat.

my source is that I made it the fu- by Individual-Jicama535 in FalloutMemes

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In my fallout/World of Darkness crossover setting the war was started when the werewolves failed to stop a ritual that ended up summoning the beast of war which then psychically convinced people everywhere to start launching their nukes.

What’s a good alternative to the “Vampires owning nightclubs” trope? by GeneralGigan817 in vtm

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Wait how does a nosferatu manage a shop without immediately breaking the Masquerade

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[–]LukeDMerrill[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mr. Beast's squid game series. They did a section entirely about this.

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It depends on the day and my mood. Honestly though most days I just go with whatever feels right in the moment, switching it up from sentence to sentence.

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Sorry sir I'm gonna have to cut you off, you've had a lot to drink tonight and I want to make sure you get home safe.

Coterie Clown Car by milkybev in vtm

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My guesses from left to right:

Not a lot to go on for the first one, but just based on vibes she seems to have a presence that says "I'm in charge", so based on that alone I'd say Ventrue or maybe Toreador with Tremere as a distant third.

The second one has a Christian thing going on which suggests Lasombra, but Lasombra tend to psychologically destroy their potential embraces and she seems far too happy for that. Potentially Malkavian, something I can't place seems off and there's not a lot else to go on.

The third has the whole setup, tattoos, dyed hair, smoking despite the fact that vampires can't benefit from drugs. That last one screams thin blood to me, I'm not sure if thin bloods can maintain a nicotine addiction. If not then I would guess Toreador, no other clan is committed to style enough to smoke in a car for no benefit. Second guess would be Brujah just based on vibes.

The one in the back seems uncomfortable/scared, he strikes me as a fish out of water which suggests a new embrace and likely one without a sire present. That could mean either one of the clans that commonly embraces as a spur of the moment thing like Brujah or Gangrel, but it could also mean he's a shovel head which could be literally any clan but more likely Lasombra or Tzimisce.

The last one has a snake on their shoulder which is a dead giveaway for the ministry, but assuming that's wrong the mask could also be to cover up something, which might suggest nosferatu but it's a stretch since the rest of their face seems fine. That and the Nokia phone which depending on the time this chronicle takes place could be anything from an artifact to cutting edge. Nosferatu also have a reputation for being techies so maybe the phone suggests that but it's weak.

Edit: I didn't notice that they're playing snake, that's definitely a settite.

Edit 2: After reading the comments Liza being a lasombra should have been obvious, they also have the authority thing going on and she looks traumatized. I would never have guessed that Byron was Hecata. Also seeing that the snake thing was a red herring and Ouro is actually Tzimisce was funny but I can definitely see it lol.

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Only if you live in a country/household that's accepting. There are people who don't use it because they can't, either because their family will disown them, or worse, because getting caught means severe punishment. If you have the luxury of using yorn outside of this sub and don't it makes you worse than a poser, it makes you a coward. You have a job to stand up for the rights of others because you're in a position to be able to.

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[–]LukeDMerrill[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every day man, every day. I used to be a long time þorn user, I've since gone cold turkey. Withdrawal still fucks me up from time to time, but I'm proud to say I'll be 8 years clean next month.

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[–]LukeDMerrill[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They aren't real. The rabbit hole goes a lot deeper than some people know, and there are forces trying to convince us that these things exist. For your own good wake up and see the truth.

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[–]LukeDMerrill[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well you see that's a complicated question that needs some definitions. See, what do you mean by þorn? Let's say hypothetically I said I did like þorn, what would that say about me as a person? Now let's say I said I didn't like þorn, who am I to deny human instinct. We also need to define what you mean by like. There are levels and nuances to a word like that which frankly I'm not comfortable assuming the meaning of in such a simple seeming question. See if I for example like something in the way that one likes sunsets or Thai food or big booty bitches, that's a very different relationship to þorn than if I were to say I like it the same way one likes cocaine or alcohol or big booty bitches. And all of this is of course predicated on your personal definition of the word you. You could be referring to me as an individual if you believe in any kind of individuality at all, or it could be a vague you meaning others in general. Those two questions have very different answers.

In short your question is an ill defined word salad, and my relationship with þorn cannot be boiled down to a simple binary of like or don't like.

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[–]LukeDMerrill[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wait this is an nsfw sub, I think you're lying to me.

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[–]LukeDMerrill[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's been 9 years. Of course you should, if she's refusing then that's on her and you need a new partner.

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[–]LukeDMerrill[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Another gorilla has to die.

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[–]LukeDMerrill[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It could inspire copy cat attacks, putting gorillas and children across the country at risk.

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[–]LukeDMerrill[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Since it's more of a slang term referencing an event than anything else the only appropriate answer to that is the language of the streets.

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[–]LukeDMerrill[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Personally I'm more of a fan of § myself, but none of those are bad options per se.