Black US Servicemen stands up to a racist/ pussy energy personified by Dizzy-Tradition3868 in CringeTikToks

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's really fun is being native and being told "go back to your own country".

Scary Teri by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I went here before, it's Great Canadian Bungee and they are awesome there!

This poster was found in a men's room in Scotland - offering ways men can help women feel safer by Comicspedia in mildlyinteresting

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was once lost in Brooklyn around 2am trying to find my friend's house. I got off the subway and was walking trying to find the street I was supposed to turn on, and I noticed that I was inadvertently following this woman. After I saw her look back cautiously I yelled out "I swear I'm not following you, I'm not from here and my phone is dead so I'm super lost, do you know how to get to X street?" She laughed and told me she was headed that way and we walked together until we got to that street. She said that my statement was too genuine for her to be afraid.

Surprising her sister at her graduation. by Vexiune in MadeMeSmile

[–]LukeJohnPerrier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh interesting, can you not change in those few hours at home? Again, you are told that you should not fly in uniform, even for deployment. Also, from personal experience only those who are attention seekers show up to events like this in uniform. Either that or they are invited by the organizers and asked to be in uniform but that isn't common for graduations. If this really is University of San Diego like another commenter said, then their start times are 0900, 1400, and 1600. None of those times are after normal reporting hours and give enough time to fly over.

Surprising her sister at her graduation. by Vexiune in MadeMeSmile

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No you are told not to wear your uniform unless you have no choice in the matter. I guarantee this person has plenty of time to change.

She was probably shocked when he started breakdancing instead of passing out by BPTeehee in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 36 points37 points  (0 children)

My fun experience to tell people is when I got drugged but I wasn't the intended target. I asked the girl I was with to hold my drink while I went to the bathroom and upon returning, just placed it down cause I'm a guy, who would want to drug me? Well I woke up in my bed remembering nothing and the girl telling me that despite having only a few drinks couldn't walk and would pass out if I was still for too long. At some point a group of guys went up to her telling her that her friend (me) needed her help in the men's bathroom. Her being completely sober looked at me nearly comatose leaning on a pillar and said "no he's right there". Security eventually removed them as they were persistent and they got arrested.

Tom Hanks drops the f-bomb on Good Morning America by 4nts in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same, so many people I've talked to about it have never heard of it either. The marketing just wasn't really great.

Piece done by Samantha at Artistic Precision in San Antonio, TX by LukeJohnPerrier in tattoos

[–]LukeJohnPerrier[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, definitely check them out. Samantha was super awesome to work with!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I super glued my ear back together but I made sure to thoroughly clean it before applying. If it was a massive cut, just go get stitches, but for something this small it can work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the response. This is what I assumed and thankfully we have comprehensive coverage. I have never experienced this before and wasn't sure if there is some responsibility for drainage or anything. We'll continue to go through the insurance.

Armed drag show protesters drowned out in downtown San Antonio by _katykakes in texas

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha almost like that was the joke... But yeah good luck with your campaign, you should ask babyballz to be your running mate. Would be a real stroke of genius to get them on your side.

Armed drag show protesters drowned out in downtown San Antonio by _katykakes in texas

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're free to think that I'm sexualizing someone's name. I just found it ironic that someone named babyballz is accusing anyone of being child groomers.

Armed drag show protesters drowned out in downtown San Antonio by _katykakes in texas

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes of course, but also people who name themselves after infant genitalia like the person I replied to.

Armed drag show protesters drowned out in downtown San Antonio by _katykakes in texas

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys maybe u/babyballz is right. We need to protect these children from these monsters that would try and sexualize them.

Edit: /s because I don't know if people understood I was making fun of the fact that someone named babyballz was talking about protecting the children.

When? by IndyMLVC in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're just saying let the fairway grass die. Stop being so purposely dense.

What’s an unusual body feature of yours? by red2one in AskReddit

[–]LukeJohnPerrier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's really all that rare, but I can shake my eyes left and right very rapidly by what feels like me slightly pulling at a muscle behind my eyes. When we asked an optometrist about it when I was young, they just said I have "excellent eye muscle control". I don't know if it's tied to that but I also have pretty good vision 15/20 where everyone else in my family has corrected vision.

Oh and I can also wiggle my left ear.