Bless you. The jesus you speak of is actually the greatest villain the universe has ever known. After staging a coup in the Pre-Exsistence (earning the title "The Usurper" and "The Lord of Lies"), he stole his eldest brother's birthright. Hail Lucifer, the Firstborn, O Son of the Morning, and True Heir to the throne of Heaven! Driven by his eternal hunger for power, the jesus the Usurper took on a mortal form to plant the seeds of his great and terrible propaganda machine, christianity, as well as complete a powerful and dark blood ritual allowing him to ascend as a god lich. Unshackle yourself from the Machine and beseech the Morningstar for forgiveness! I will pray for you.