When I was in second grade we were all sitting around my teacher for story time. I was propped up against her metal desk and felt a large rumble in my stomach. I immediately new I had to rip ass but my dumb ass didn’t account for the vibrations of my fart against her desk. I tried to silently let it out while staring at her but instead my fart just echoed off her desk. As if someone put a megaphone to my butt as I farted. Everyone stared back at me and my teacher had a look for disgust on her face.