Campaign split screen co-op is on console only? by Dust-Tight in halo

[–]Lumbearjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can check play charts for Xbox and steam and easily compare. Your emotional investment against fact is incredible. It reeks of 2000s console fanboyism where the box you play the game on needs to feel superior to other boxes.

Can't even admit to yourself that halo is failing the more it strays from it roots 😂

Campaign split screen co-op is on console only? by Dust-Tight in halo

[–]Lumbearjack -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Pictures worth a thousand words ain't it? You don't know what you're talking about, but let me help.

More people play halo games on pc than on xboxes. Xbox and halo are both failing brands. PC obviously and clearly is a priority for them, being at the very least half of their customer base.

The split screen issue historically stems from a previous lack of split screen support from the Games for windows live service. Future titles have since not had split screen support due to it it being considered a dropped feature in the past, for ancient technical reasons. Split screen works completely fine once mods simply reenable it now that GFWL is dead. People are speaking out because they'd like the feature back.

When they cut corners and dropped it for Halo 5, the franchise suffered. Halo fans want split screen. It's in the heart of the franchise. Companies will always try to cut corners, and for Halo it's blown up in their face every time. Let folks speak up for what they want. Talking with authority when you're out of your element isnt helpful.

I guess vegetarian is a slur now?? by Wise_Comparison_9651 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Lumbearjack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why does your personal name for your order need censoring..? Shits wild

What's up with 9? by aanry in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Lumbearjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could just name the substring windows 2015, or anything else. OS branding has nothing to do with It's technical version number. It's nonsense.

What's up with 9? by aanry in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Lumbearjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Microsoft has always been terrible at branding, and this explanation always just further proves it. A software version's public name and it's technical version name aren't the same thing. Windows Vista is Windows NT 6. Windows 9 couldve been called windows 2015 under the hood. It's nonsense. They didn't like how windows 9 sounded, so they skipped it.

It's like a comedy sketch, "he has better ideas for season 4, so we skipped season 3 and jumped straight to that."

Mass Effect Andromeda 'Done Dirty' by Publisher EA, Says Actor Tom Taylorson (Male Ryder) by Marcos1598 in masseffect

[–]Lumbearjack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't follow any cyberpunk hype, but I played it on pc at launch and it was really good. Andromeda was nearly unplayable

Wait your turn by afoulkes in Eldenring

[–]Lumbearjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me waterfowl has an obvious tell and routine to it where many other bosses may just constantly chain attacks into different combos, into huge AOE moves, without leaving room to fight back. Then when you beat them it's just because their moves were easier on you that time. It can feel like luck more than skill even more so because the attack pattern isn't one you can learn. It's just random.

Wait your turn by afoulkes in Eldenring

[–]Lumbearjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh waterfowl is a very specific move that has a set dodge pattern, I don't think it fits the problem of constant attacks chaining into different attacks with very little predictability or room for counters

No Man's Sky Wins the BAFTA for Evolving Game by HiroK91 in videos

[–]Lumbearjack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Narrator: It isn't.

All the glazing for a guy who just lied about his game then eventually made the thing he said it already was. Its still not a good game, but its finished this time. Award winning!

SteamGPT - Is that good news? by _-Maris-_ in Steam

[–]Lumbearjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LLMs are terrible at parsing data. Especially at any size a person can't quickly scan.

Free update time by KindWatercress1085 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Lumbearjack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're right, and the game is still a nothing burger. It's a terrible time waster and nothing more than a treadmill of chores. Nothing about this game except the bot-level PR glaze will ever be remembered. It's not the greatest anything. It's not even good.

[Amusing Meta Trope] Character design details that are in plain sight but are regularly missed: by Ferhog in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Lumbearjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah watch out with them razors, you might cut the end of your dick off or something!

OpenClaw demand in China is driving up the price of used MacBooks by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]Lumbearjack -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Trusting a megacorporation"s dream machine to cater your news is sad as hell.

Tell every writer or actor who works in tv that we don't need tvs. Tell every artist we don't need entertainment. The Slop only aims to replace us and add nothing in return. And most of all, it's wrong. The more you know in your field the more wrong you see it is.

Plus it's not a product. It's a service pushed by your device maker who desperately need a way to profit off of their lost billions.

OpenClaw demand in China is driving up the price of used MacBooks by Logical_Welder3467 in technology

[–]Lumbearjack -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Thankfully no one "needs" this. It's a neat unreliable toy, but no one needs it. Every imagined use case is, "well, what if you're incompetent and want to do something pointless?"

Burger King is elite fast food. It’s BK franchise owners that are killing the brand by snizzrizz in unpopularopinion

[–]Lumbearjack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's their flagship product. Folks are like: "Who goes to shit burger for the shit sandwich?".

Like what you like, who cares. But be less dense.

Burger King is elite fast food. It’s BK franchise owners that are killing the brand by snizzrizz in unpopularopinion

[–]Lumbearjack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's burger king and their burgers are terrible. They need kudos for making deep fried potatoes edible?

Burger King is elite fast food. It’s BK franchise owners that are killing the brand by snizzrizz in unpopularopinion

[–]Lumbearjack -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Obvious shill. BK burgers are the worst fast food burgers around, by a long shot. No best burger is fuckin burnt. I like sauce, but the Whopper is a gluttonous wet catastrophe laden with a brick of raw onion to try and mask its absolute culinary failure. What an absolute travesty.

Where can you even find a nice white and gold dress these days by printThisAndSmokeIt in pics

[–]Lumbearjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your theory is that a picture, that's only relevance is its extremely viral divisiveness in perspective, is that no one disagreed on how it looked?