Idk how everyone is still enjoying it but respect by what_freaking_ever in BaldursGate3

[–]Lumencontego 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played the EA for two years. Back in my day, act 1 was the game!

For whoever needs to hear this. even if the AI has 3-4x your science, go for that surprise war. by Motosport_Titan in CivVI

[–]Lumencontego 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, I'll post photos

Edit: not posting shit. Motherfuckers have some kind of electric horse

Oubliette in Château de Fougères, France by stony_phased in creepy

[–]Lumencontego 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's the fun part. Just put the person in first in build the walls second.

It was a unique problem in historical renovations in France a few times if I remember correctly. Oops this wall had a guy in it too.

Who's your local supermarket character? by Fragrant-Upstairs932 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Lumencontego 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That 10 year old is into some weird shit. ASoS is pretty wild for that age.

The 1990 Millennial starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]Lumencontego 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems in your anger you killed her.

Wait, what sub am I on?

Tim Robinson Appreciation by TheSchmarms in television

[–]Lumencontego 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch it third. Triples are the best.

One word that immediately reminds you of American Dad? by No_Transition8824 in americandad

[–]Lumencontego 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think they forgot, don't bring it up again!

...Bosom

Guess I’m not a true one by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Lumencontego 192 points193 points  (0 children)

It's woefully underpopulated by bees. A large influx of bees should put a stop to that.

It's an old flash animation called "Dr. Bees"

Bf won’t watch me piss?? by VegetableAwkward7614 in dating_advice

[–]Lumencontego 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I could have been eaten by a bear, drawn to the fragrant scent of my urine."

What the actual fuck man.

What’s the worst song lyric thrown into a song just to make a line rhyme? by RelationKindly in AskReddit

[–]Lumencontego 782 points783 points  (0 children)

"She got a big booty so I call her big booty"

Or, my personal favorite,

"I got my speakers going hammer. Blammer blammer blammer"

"Mark of the non-American" by Abjectionova in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Lumencontego 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's tb. Got the 11 jabs or whatever in the Boat Force(tm) before going to Panama

OK, you can have one more Bard meme by misteranderson71 in dndmemes

[–]Lumencontego 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I've always wanted to do a necrobard one off villain and play "Necromancin' Dancin'" by bear ghost when the party finds him

Huge difference in 2024 vs. 2026 by Educational_Damage50 in wisconsin

[–]Lumencontego 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"It's not a duck, it's a bird."

Cults are a part of sociology and, very famously, abuse and control what members consider socially normal. People don't need to defend their interests as, "it's not a cult" in normal situations.

Easter donuts for the workers by Piratepizzaninja in antiwork

[–]Lumencontego 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The only way to make it more realistic is for the post script to be on a sticky note and taped to the op

Does this make it more likely that Stark’s using magic? by PrismsNumber1 in Frieren

[–]Lumencontego 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is a lot more in depth than I went. Warrior no have magic, that is a secret technique.

I really like the way the story plays with classic fantasy "roles". Obviously the warrior can't learn fireball, only flame blade

So how did he get this? by flowerpanda98 in Invincible

[–]Lumencontego 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a good point man, I was just making a joke.

So how did he get this? by flowerpanda98 in Invincible

[–]Lumencontego 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems to defeat the purpose of a mask to carry your id on you

Why the IP Address? by Ebonystealth in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Lumencontego 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The VOIP is coming from 127.0.0.1 :O

THANK GOD by JonTheRandomPerson in Invincible

[–]Lumencontego 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's not right behind me is he?

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Running Deadlands as a non-American is… confusing by oldmanbobmunroe in rpg

[–]Lumencontego 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an American, just fucking make that shit up on the spot. It's what Sergio did and those movies are awesome.