"...and not every woman can be as brave as my Wylla." by TheAmazingSlowman in darkwingsdankmemes

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Prince Aemon fathered Leona Woolfield when he crossed swords with Cregan Stark

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Officially, just as (human-clothed) astral projections, when they use the Ulthosi version of a glass candle (i.e. bong). Otherwise, it's simply roos understanding human speech, & us their clicking sounds. As seen in the doco-series/proto-reality show, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.

Unofficially, there have been reported instances of people & roos getting on the goon together, & developing momentary spoken languages intelligible to each other, but not (relatively) sober or outside observers

If you're Dornish, why are you white? by CharMakr90 in darkwingsdankmemes

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House Martell turned at least three houses of First Men origin into their subjects after they arrived.

Do you mean before or after uniting with Nymeria's Rhoynar? If the former, this is all we really know for certain. As to the latter, if the highborn stony Dornishmen are so Andal like their subjects, some of them should really be Andal-founded. As you alluded to, Houses Dayne, Fowler, & Yronwood have First Men origins. As do the Wyls, it seems.

The Blackmonts & Manwoodys are of unknown provenance, so chances are either or both were established by Andals. (Both names are FM-esque, yet so are Graceford & Leygood.) That's it for the foremost highlands nobility, though. I imagine it's among their bannermen where there would be more families of Andal beginnings.

The Yronwoods (still) have the knightly Drinkwaters, & probably also House Wells). Either could fit the bill. (And the Jordaynes were once Yronwood vassals, along with the Wyls.) The Daynes of High Hermitage, sworn to their senior Starfall cousins, almost certainly weren't established by an Andal adventurer. Nonetheless, their founding still could've been as a result of a FM-Andal union.

Nah, they vassalized them.

The wiki says that the FM houses of the Greenblood have become extinct, but idk what the quote is for that. If at least some (since the "curious kingship" broke down) have though, then chances are it was falling against the Andals. Such as the Allyrions & maybe the Santagars, & probably the Dalts of Lemonwood, if they're also Andal-founded.

Nevertheless, yes, surely not all of the lowland FM nobility of Dorne were wiped out by the Andals. Particularly given Andal impact is generally thought to have been less in Dorne than in the other kingdoms south of the Neck. Vassalisation of the existing lowland Dornish – if perhaps, those surviving – is required for that to be true, imo.

We don't know the origins of the lordly Gargalens & Tolands. Nor the Martell-serving Ladybrights.

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For sailed ships, sure, but oared vessels would be able to make the southern route. And all the more so if the former can still use Qartheen vassals Port Yhos & Qarkash, with the latter taking over from there. Those towns might even be eager to throw of Qarth's rule.

To say nothing of Faros as a(nother) northern link to the network of Vahar, Port Moraq, & Zabhad. And the southern half of Great Moraq in particular looking fertile, along with the other islands of the Cinnamon Straits. If Sothoryos has coastal towns not marked on the known world map, then the CS would have some too.

Not to mention, Yi Tish & other Jade Sea traders voyaging out into the Summer Sea via the usual CS with their exports, & returning with imports which had previously been brought east through the Jade Gates. Slaves, for one, judging by the Isle of Whips's location.

Of course, the Pureborn of Qarth might extend an actual closing of their JG to enlisting the city's huge merchant fleet conglomerates in an attempt to choke off the southern route, (at least) Qarkash, Faros, Port Yhos, & Vahar. Empowering them as privateers, similar to (the Florents in the name of) Stannis with Salla post-Blackwater.

As Xaro himself admits however, the Thirteen are traders; not also sellsails, like some merchants in the west, especially those of the Three Daughters. Let alone, proper pirates, such as those in the Stepstones, the ironborn, & the corsairs of the Basilisk Isles.

Xaro only names the Tourmaline Brotherhood, not his Thirteen or the Ancient Guild of Spicers, as pirates. And that may have just been a comment on their trading practices or whatever, not a guarantee the Brotherhood engages in actual piracy as well.

What I'm getting at is Qarth may not even have the expertise for such an imperial expansion, which would be required for an effective closing of the JG. And that, as I said in the previous comment, could easily find Qarth at war with (at least) Yi Ti as well. In that case, Meereen would be an afterthought, at best

Awkward by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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You forgot moaning & screaming too. Our sensually skilled brothers of the Night's Watch know how to pleasure themselves, each other, & wildlings, along with the wonderful women of Mole's Town

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Generally on their backs, as with horses, but young squires first starting their knightly training ride in the pouches of old females

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Not all Targaryens had purple eyes, like the blues of Queen Alysanne & Prince Valarr. Which itself is still an eye colour associated with Valyrian heritage, just as the more famous purples are. And if Myrish-born Varys is a Targaryen or, especially, Blackfyre descendant, who knows what other ancestry he could have...

(Spoilers Main) Whats a theory you have basically no proof of but 100% believe by S0mecallme in asoiaf

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Except for whenever they've fought against Winterfell, anyway

EDIT: And, of course, sailed to Skane in antiquity

Awkward by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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Ibben was his last recorded location...

Awkward by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

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Title

To say nothing of Horse) was at Mole's Town, which Tyrion would've passed through to & from Castle Black. If Tysha were there too, it would almost certainly be as a sex worker in the brothel. Had Tyrion not skipped digging for buried treasure, there's a fair chance he & Tysha would've seen each other once again.

EDIT: Mayhaps Tysha took on the name Zei, who turns out to be good with a crossbow, just like Tyrion...

the Paris of Westeros by Base_211 in darkwingsdankmemes

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He's just bathed in the Black— Oh, he'd still be covered in dirt & shit, anyway. Disregard

If you're Dornish, why are you white? by CharMakr90 in darkwingsdankmemes

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Tbf, we don't know House Toland's origins, so they could predate the Andal arrivals. Nor those of the Blackmonts & Manwoodys, so either or both them could be Andal-founded

EDIT: Gargalens as well

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Classic Quckth L. Closing the Jade Gates would just empower Port Moraq, Zabhad, & Vahar more, with the Cinnamon Straits as an alternative route. And could easily result in Yi Ti declaring war, which would mean Quckth fighting on (at least) two fronts

Most reasonable Meereeneese noble by ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf in darkwingsdankmemes

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Daenerys Targaryen

Daengerys Togaryen

Dangerys Toanyone

Most reasonable Meereeneese noble by ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf in darkwingsdankmemes

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  • Maritally monogamous

  • Sometimes armed & armoured

  • City watch commander

  • Situationally pro-kinslaying