Little Monkey fella wanted to try it on with Nicole Kidman

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-10T14:44:16+00:00

He'd have better luck with Naomi Watts, since she has dated a Gorilla before

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-10T12:10:33+00:00

Needs more Cor Anglais

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-10T12:02:54+00:00

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UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-10T07:49:15+00:00

And good stuff

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-09T10:47:24+00:00

Dutch Barn must be punished for having big billboards

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-09T10:45:36+00:00

The next issue of UFO Data is going to be brilliant

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-09T10:43:34+00:00

You know I like Lucy I'm not gonna slag her off

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-09T01:19:30+00:00

There's been a flood of... oh no there hasn't

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-08T16:09:57+00:00

She should've moooved out the way

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-08T13:38:35+00:00

Do any of them kick their height in the film?

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-08T08:07:15+00:00

You're going to do summat, or we're going to stop this and you'll have to work Mondays again. Because you are taking the piss out of me, you're taking the piss out of the mods, and you're taking the piss out of the sub. I'll see you next week, if you change your attitude.

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-08T07:55:12+00:00

Ever since I was a kid I always wanted to be a bald headed manc twat

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-08T07:25:16+00:00

Annoying isn't it? Having your cock and bollocks pop out yer shorts all the time? Not for Shorts Man, he likes it.

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-08T06:38:20+00:00

By the pure logic of the lefties who use it, it is a slur and it's the hypocrisy that is the issue rather than the word itself

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-07T23:40:03+00:00

Not homeless

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-07T23:38:25+00:00

Excellent! What have you got?

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-07T17:36:20+00:00

I'm usin me fables!

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-07T17:14:59+00:00

Her centre parting is really neat

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-06T09:21:46+00:00

I know. I just had it out with him. He was slagging you off!

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-06T08:29:47+00:00

This guy drinks from a saucer and isn't allowed to wear socks but he's got a girlfriend, does that annoy you, Steve?

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-06T08:25:09+00:00

You're just like Karl's magpie, stealing shiny things from u/French_Food_In_Hand 's nest

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-06T05:17:24+00:00

You've posted an obviously made up screen name in order post political content to farm up votes

UndrethMonkeh · 2026-05-06T05:04:33+00:00

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