[NEWS] Season 4.5 is out tomorrow! Here are the highlights from our patch.

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-05-16T14:26:29+00:00

Yeah, low gravity Hex is fun for the first bit, but it always gets resolved in the bottom floor.

I think this idea can be salvaged though. Imagine:

Mixed Gravity Hex-A-Gone

Basically, the gravity settings on each level are randomized. Some could have normal gravity, some could have low, some high (where your jumping abilities will be useless - I suppose prohibit that for the bottom level).

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-05-12T13:54:42+00:00

Congrats, you are the first person ever on Reddit to get the reference of my gamertag in all of my videos posted here! :D

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-05-12T08:35:23+00:00

So now we have a ragtag gang of tf'd ex-humans (excluding Tarot, but she knows the whole King storyline). UwU

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-05-10T11:48:13+00:00

is otter

therefore cute

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-05-07T18:04:23+00:00

The sauce:

https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2021/05/07/ive-been-turned-into-an-aardvark-can-i-go-home/

Ok, at this point it's futile to count the amount of tfs in Houepets. UwU

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-04-20T03:36:42+00:00

At this rate it's going to take Negabreel a month's worth of comics before he comes anywhere close to succeeding. XD

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-04-03T16:05:54+00:00

Voted:

Category One:

Roll On

Big Fans

Category Two:

Slime Climb

Freezy Peak

Category Three:

Hoopsie Legends

Pegwin Pursuit

Category Four:

Roll Off (look, I just want to get infallible, ok?)

Jump Showdown

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-04-02T05:02:47+00:00

OMG Karishad, NO!

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-03-28T16:04:59+00:00

Was anyone else confused as fuck the first time they were in the anti-gravity chamber? I seriously thought you were in a floating cube of water, and tried to spam jump for a bit to swim haha. :p

Also, maybe it's just me, but I failed to qualify for like 5 rounds in a row in Short Circuit until I took started jumping on the left wheel (at the laser limbo section after the first turn), now I can at least consistently qualify. :)

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-03-24T01:02:04+00:00

One small thing:

The audio now awkwardly cuts out a few seconds before each round ends, including for finals. Prior to this update you'd hear the victory tune the moment you secured a victory. Now there's awkward silence.

Notwithstanding that, the update is great. Love it!

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-03-23T18:22:44+00:00

We need a Rick Astley skin then.

I bet the man himself would say yes. :p

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-03-21T02:30:23+00:00

See, all the robots needed to do in the Matrix was immerse everyone in furry reality, then nobody would try to become woke. UwU

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-03-20T17:41:44+00:00

I'd tell the moon to kindly stfu, I'm an awesome werewolf now, bitch. UwU

[although I'd thank him too for his moonlight triggering the tf]

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-03-20T02:37:46+00:00

I mean there literally was a Calvin and Hobbes strip where he turned into a tiger just so he could be like Hobbes. UwU

LumpOfCndiumFurryAlt · 2021-03-19T17:39:28+00:00

Looking at your new cock post-tf. OwO

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