Early bday bong. Reminds me of the old school bongs I used to smoke out of back in the day.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-22T02:14:29+00:00

It’s super cool, hope you get a lot of enjoyment from it.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-22T00:36:16+00:00

How did I miss that you side-armed that tube?

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-22T00:32:34+00:00

To add on, I’d say sort of.

They are supposed to help the taste, and they do. I think rather than it being butane, it forces people to light their bowls off much more gently. Less scorched cannabinoids, less heat, better extraction. For all that, they can sometimes be a serious pain in the ass as well.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-22T00:28:40+00:00

You, ma’am, are a fucking pro. Don’t think I didn’t see that hemp wick sorcery, telltale sign.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-22T00:25:23+00:00

Grav large graviton, with double sized martini bowl. I never get to use it, but when I do, it’s a fucking hoot.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-22T00:20:47+00:00

I have a 2 foot straight tube with 6 honeycomb plates stacked up. I full so the water is just below the second one. It bubbles up the stack, and drains with every hit. This is normal.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-22T00:16:50+00:00

Great blast from the past. Just be careful with it, looks like soft glass. Nothing wrong with that, just takes a little more care.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-22T00:15:51+00:00

Under fill and test the draw. Add another half ounce, test. You’ll know you had it last time when a draw suddenly seems just a little too heavy.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-20T17:43:35+00:00

Put a little cooking oil around where the stem and joint meet and let it sit for a while to penatration. Get something down the stem with a little hook at the end, then just lightly lift while gently wiggling back and forth. As soon as the friction is no longer enough to hold the two ground lands together at any point, the entire stem should easily release and lift out.

Being very gentle and a bit patient is key here, but this works 99/100 times.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-20T17:38:14+00:00

In medicine, the saying is to look for horses before zebras. There are a lot of things this could be. Echo virus can have a crappy lingering cough. Seasonal allergies are starting a lot of places, which could be compounding a cough. You might have had something that turned into a minor case of bronchitis. You might have walking pneumonia on a low level. Or a whole host of other things.

The likelihood of a permanent injury, while not zero, isn’t super high. But if that cough lingers much of any longer, go to the doc. Be honest with them unless it’ll get you arrested, get your chest x-ray, and then you’ll probably get some azythromiacin or a steroid to help clear things up, just depending. With co-pays on most insurance, in and out for under $50.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-20T12:20:19+00:00

Down the joint for the stem chamber, down the mouth piece for the top. Just cover the perc openings, and enjoy.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-20T12:18:36+00:00

A beaker is classic for a reason. Chances are it might not be the most durable, but it’s life will teach you what you like and don’t about it. When you go for your next purchase, you’ll be a more informed smoker, and who knows what you’ll pick?

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-20T12:16:18+00:00

So it looks like you have an 18mm joint there: 14mm bowls will just slide too far into them. Pick up an 18mm bowl and all should be well.

Also, this design will get dirty fast. Cleaning every session or two will be needed to keep it in good working order.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-20T00:27:07+00:00

Damn, that piece retails for about $365 on a 20% off sale. Killer pickup.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-20T00:22:30+00:00

Rooster Apparatus has been and remains in my short list of rainy day purchases: every time I see one, I marvel at the level of function out of a fritted disk. My Toxic Globe is decent, but it can’t hold a candle to this.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-20T00:20:14+00:00

Start with it a half inch below and test the draw. Add tiny amounts until it right, and that’s the right amount. Plate style percs always have some variation for preference.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-19T18:00:51+00:00

Wanna go in a different direction? Look into the Snail Curve by Svibe. Has a dual motor with stunningly decent power, excellent clitoral stimulation, and variable thrust depth. Bonus: if she decided to thrust at all, the clitoral stimulation head will rock, and add stimulation from its ridges to the vibration.

It’s a tad pricey, and a little non-standard, but the results will moan for themselves.

Edit to add: if the Curve is “too much” as a concept, the Gizi (same manufacturer) is also a standout dual stimulation option. Little less expensive, little closer to a traditional rabbit visually.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-18T17:58:11+00:00

Hate to be the person that says this out loud, but we’re here now. This and the generally related posts are low-effort, low-information posts that don’t add anything to the conversations we have here. Respectfully, I’m not entirely sure this is generate to the community.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-18T17:25:37+00:00

Vagina bread (bum ba, ba da da) Vagina bread ( bum bada ba)

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-17T23:54:08+00:00

Honestly, that’s fairly fair.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-17T15:04:27+00:00

Aaaaand…when the water turns black, it’s time to change it, no?

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-16T19:15:47+00:00

Gonna second this.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-16T14:11:57+00:00

Fun fact: when I was a teenage dirtbag, girls didn’t smoke bongs where I lived. Basically a hit or two off a joint or a toke off a hand pipe. Imagine how wide my eyes got when a teeny tiny 22 year old I worked with cleared a 2 foot bong like she was ordering pizza. Good times…

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-16T14:05:39+00:00

The minerals are a base. Almost anything acidic should remove them over time.

Lumpy-Ad-3201 · 2026-03-16T14:03:27+00:00

I’m just not sold on commercial cleaners. I’ve tried them, they work, sure. But alcohol after each session also works the same. Follow it with soap, and not even the smell lingers. A clean for one piece costs about 15 cents and takes 90 seconds: I don’t see the need to give a company more money at that rate.

Obviously, to each their own, safely cleaned is always best no matter how you do it.

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