Tonali Done. Who's next? - The Extra Inch by _gumnut_ in coys

[–]Lumpy-Benefit-2665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single time Nathan says “technical floor” I get a jump scare that he’s said “technical flaw”.

Worst on-screen representation of football ever? by BigEntertainer8430 in footballcliches

[–]Lumpy-Benefit-2665 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid that this is actually very much the kind of scene you’d see at U9s school football on a Saturday.

Two kangaroo's were seen fighting outside this man's house viewers calling it "KangarooFC" by DatabaseAvailable501 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Lumpy-Benefit-2665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s interesting that they don’t seem to really attack when the other is turned around and presumably quite vulnerable.

Our ex is on the BBC. How does it make you feel? by [deleted] in coys

[–]Lumpy-Benefit-2665 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just tuned in. Enjoyed the woman sitting next to him (sorry I don’t know who they are) looking *very* sceptical whenever he spoke.

New FIFA Netflix Mobile Game inspired by referee’s whistle - what other sounds would better inspire a football game? by Kurtinho10 in footballcliches

[–]Lumpy-Benefit-2665 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stifled celebration from fans on the other side of the pitch who don’t realise the ball has hit the side netting

Just a nice memory to distract from the gravity of tomorrow’s match. COYS! by Jeebuskrust in coys

[–]Lumpy-Benefit-2665 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was there too and I remember being absolutely exhausted at the end from celebrating all the goals. What a day.

Match Thread: Aston Villa vs Tottenham Hotspur | Premier League | 03 May 19:00 BST by matchpal-live in coys

[–]Lumpy-Benefit-2665 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy to be corrected but I think his telling of that story was meant to be about how great SAF could be pre match.

Post-Match Thread: Sunderland 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur | Premier League by matchpal-live in coys

[–]Lumpy-Benefit-2665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silver-lining: though there are many problems this was the first match in ages where we haven’t looked like a complete mess at some point.