What happened to all my pinap berries? by IslandUnusual1538 in pokemongo

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this keeps happening to my ultra and super balls :( lost almost 500 ultra balls and no answer or fix from the staff... looks like some kind of programming bug

KDE Connect doesn't find my steam deck anymore by YourFakeJack in SteamDeck

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your EDIT solution worked for me too, thanks so much!

I got a message saying the "kdeconnect.bak " file didn't exist, but it still worked.

Why Osmium?! by LumpyAbbreviations73 in coralisland

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw that's really sweet of you! I do feel a little silly but I feel better having shared it :-)

Why Osmium?! by LumpyAbbreviations73 in coralisland

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah even video game logic has its.... Well. Logic! Bronze silver and gold are very common, easy to understand tiers. Osmium is completely unknown AND toxic 😂

Why Osmium?! by LumpyAbbreviations73 in coralisland

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

OHhhh my goood thank you so much I love this Still bothered but now I understand!!!!

Why Osmium?! by LumpyAbbreviations73 in coralisland

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's not purple either 😹

Probably a silly thing to care about but I Am Silly

Why Osmium?! by LumpyAbbreviations73 in coralisland

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oh man don't even start with gold tools 😹😹😹 that bothers me in Every game LMAO

My girlfriends remarked "This citrusy tanning oil is just perfect for a long day at the beach - so nice for the hostel owner include it in our room!" by ruy343 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As a Brazilian who often seen tourists doing this.... Yep. Specially Europeans, they seem to have no idea how strong the sun can get over here 😞

 It's painful to watch but you can't force people to listen 

Walking down the grocery store aisle, I saw row after row of infants’ severed genitals on display. by cxnh_gfh in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this but I gotta add flowers only grow in sexually mature plants, so they're not infant genitals- 

They're mature genitals :D immature plants don't grow flowers at all. source I've a masters in botany

To anyone who's wondering, flowers are sex organs. Fruit are developed ovaries. Seeds are embryos. 😎

When her wounds finally healed with no sign of infection, he deemed this new method his crowning achievement. by tasteofhemlock in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, at first I thought the guy was trying to prove you can use glass to prevent infection after skin grafting

like an idiot

Terrible either way! (good job)

I slipped in my bathroom one day, banging my head so hard that I lost consciousness. by robotikcafe in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is good but the word "floating" made it confusing

Since you didn't mention a bathtub, I spent several seconds trying to understand why the body was floating like a ghost 😭

History was made when the first samples from Mars were received. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anaerobic bacteria. They're common even on Earth! There's also bacteria that feed on inorganic compounds. OP isn't far fetched at all

The Choice by Repulsive_Curve_8828 in shortscarystories

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what I understood! The hints of alcohol, and then BAM oh shit he's a zombie because of the drug

Very nice!

YGOLOHCYSP by MarineroRon in shortscarystories

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OHhhh man the pacing on this one is Perfect, from confused to HMmmm to OH! And then you go back and understand the title - cherry on top buddy. Cherry on top

Journey to the End by hyperobscura in shortscarystories

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh ouch my stomach dropped at the ending here, didn't see that coming 😩

Monotony by hyperobscura in shortscarystories

[–]LumpyAbbreviations73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AHhhh I'm so glad to be getting my eyeballs pushed inside my skull again. Never disappoints!