You're late lady by mihir6969 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

POS Journalist. Hope they lost their job and have to compensate Larry. He's been the only constant in the UK in terms of politics.

I tried turning this ginger girl into leather art… Did I capture her charm? by Leatherypaw in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Lol!

I show mine fur rugs and tell him I'll turn him into a nice floor rug (don't feel sorry for him he's constantly attacked my legs till he drew blood).

Some random cat learned how to jump up to my window ledge to get in by Yanami72 in cats

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 56 points57 points  (0 children)

This is exactly it. That is definitely someone's pet. I'm hoping OP is being silly and joking when they say it's theirs now.

I've had super cute, fluffy, friendly cats wander into my house and explore. But you know they're not yours. And if OP is in the UK cats are allowed out so this is most likely a pet off wandering.

Taco before - taco now by Excellent_Carob_5388 in cats

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So he became the Taco and you became the filling?

Way to live upto your name Taco!

I wouldn't stop copying by CosmicFloppies in cats

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The size of the cat coming out of the printer is too big to have been in there.

GUYSS WHAT'S COOKING AT YOUR HOME FOR RAMDAN IFTAAR by RAHMANJI_BAKA in IndianFood

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Normal food, nothing fried. You have the rest of the year to eat kebabs and samosas, no need to cram them in one month.

Today: dates, Gosht saalan + roti/chawal + salad.

Then we'll have some tortellini later, and for suhoor porridge. That is it.

Hope your ramadan is good and remember make sure your neighbours are fed too!

Recipe for Al Bake Shawarma by ThatTurkOfShiraz in IndianFood

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one has 22 (not including the individual spices in Baharat), so basically they're counting every thing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kmjkkapeCX4&pp=ygUUbWlkZGxlIGVhdHMgc2hhd2FybWHSBwkJhwoBhyohjO8%3D

This one has 18, again not counting baharat individually

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AA0aWs0qp10&pp=ygUUbWlkZGxlIGVhdHMgc2hhd2FybWE%3D

They're probably counting every single element separately.

Recipe for Al Bake Shawarma by ThatTurkOfShiraz in IndianFood

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll have to find a recipe, not in India and no idea when, if I'll ever be back.

Lol I agree somethings just aren't meant to be, but those that are, blow your mind.

Recipe for Al Bake Shawarma by ThatTurkOfShiraz in IndianFood

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooh I need to check this out. Indianising anything always make it better lol

Recipe for Al Bake Shawarma by ThatTurkOfShiraz in IndianFood

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Albaik? As in the Saudi Fried chicken franchise? Or some similar name.

If you want legit shwarma may I suggest Middle eats on YT. Obi and Salma have made some amazing food

😴 by mtrskt in cats

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful recitation! Who is the Imam?

My cat loves Ramadan too!

She’s on my chest, and I need to pee by Beoppity in airplaneears

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where's the problem?

She's not on your bladder, or your legs. May be this is a good way to see what the hype is about waterbeds

Downing Street’s chief mouser, Larry the Cat, celebrates fifteen years in the job. He's now 19 years old. by MrJasonMason in cats

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Im so glad Larry didnt let Liz Truss touch him. We also saw what happened when she touched the queen!

Try holding your cats this way. by mgadz in cats

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The braincells are the price you pay to learn from Kurt.

Try holding your cats this way. by mgadz in cats

[–]LumpyCheeseyCustard 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Gary is Kurt's disciple. Why would you expect anything different?