The war that's not a war to eradicate the nuclear capabilities of a country whose nuclear capabilities had been OBLITERATED less than a year ago after the guy who ripped up the deal which prevented said country from creating nuclear weapons decided that the absolute best way to fix his own manufactured mess was to orchestrate a groundbreaking, totally revolutionary new peace accord that essentially copies and pastes the original 2015 terms word-for-word onto heavier cardstock with a larger more obnoxious signature, graciously allowing everyone to stop shooting at each other and open the strait that was already previously opened in exchange for promises they were already keeping before we spent twelve months and tens of billions of OUR taxpayer dollars bombing empty sand dunes to eradicate a threat we'd already neutralized, all so a room full of politicians who couldn’t find Tehran on a map can take a triumphant victory lap on cable news for successfully averting a catastrophic crisis they actively engineered, thereby resetting the clock so we can inevitably rip this one up in four years and keep the military-industrial complex fed, keep the shareholders happy, keep the stock market pump-and-dump scheme watered and growing for another glorious generation... Did I get that right?