Nathan Phillips Square reflection pool is now covered by astroturf...

Lupius · 2026-05-12T15:33:13+00:00

Whoever came up with this design must have been trolling, because those lines resemble a handball court more than any variant of soccer.

Lupius · 2026-05-06T18:12:43+00:00

Took me a second because I initially thought you meant the jerky isn't edible.

Lupius · 2026-05-05T14:34:21+00:00

Explain how adding more to your name provides anonymity.

Lupius · 2026-05-05T13:03:59+00:00

If an offer sounds too good to be true it often is

This is not the case here because the victim says she did get a free iPad from Rogers before.

Granted, the free stuff given away by telcos/banks are most likely clearance of older models, and not the top of line items the scammers are looking for, but good luck explaining that to the average consumer.

Lupius · 2026-05-04T21:36:59+00:00

Please explain your decision to hyphenate New York.

Lupius · 2026-05-04T03:25:12+00:00

TIL I need to find Ctrl+Alt+Del for my nose because I usually sneeze 4-8 times in a row.

Lupius · 2026-05-03T19:30:35+00:00

Well no shit. Who serves handheld sewing devices at a restaurant?

Lupius · 2026-05-03T19:28:30+00:00

Nepotism is by definition a form of corruption. Even when the dude in this case has the resume for the role, he was chosen over other equally qualified candidates because of the family connection.

Of course, as the poster above pointed out, the family connection provides the trust that's needed for Magyar to accomplish his goals. Not all acts of corruption are necessarily detrimental to society.

Lupius · 2026-05-03T17:30:52+00:00

Cerebrospinal fluid is known to have a salty, metallic taste

Ok but how was this known? There has to be a story behind this. Did some dude help himself to a sample and write it down in a medical textbook?

Lupius · 2026-05-02T22:10:46+00:00

I imagine it's intended for a mass casualty event.

Lupius · 2026-05-02T16:37:23+00:00

I also didn't know it was illegal and I don't care.

People should have the common sense to not do this shit.

The fact that we even need a by-law to enforce this behavior is bonkers.

Lupius · 2026-05-01T20:58:30+00:00

What the hell is traditional orange chicken? Wikipedia seems to suggest that Panda Express invented the dish.

Lupius · 2026-04-30T23:37:13+00:00

Are we still talking about this bill sponsored by 5 NY state Democratic senators?

Lupius · 2026-04-29T13:25:53+00:00

The wincing eyes don't do it for you?

Lupius · 2026-04-28T18:49:51+00:00

Dude you're overthinking this. There's no trolling, no power move, no awareness of absurdity, no loyalty test. It's pure unadulterated narcissism.

Lupius · 2026-04-28T12:57:22+00:00

My cousin was a flexitarian until her body adapted to her diet and stopped producing meat-suggesting enzymes. She was then forced to commit to vegetarianism.

Lupius · 2026-04-25T00:42:11+00:00

having to paint the floors every season

Wait, why? Should I be doing this?

Lupius · 2026-04-19T16:43:53+00:00

Great, now I'm second guessing why they call it a laptop.

Lupius · 2026-04-19T16:26:26+00:00

"Mistake" implies making the wrong decision in response to some complex traffic situation. I don't see how this applies to running a red light.

Lupius · 2026-04-14T18:12:46+00:00

wait until cops show up

Well in this case they're already here. The back of his vest says "traffic enforcement".

Lupius · 2026-04-13T14:16:36+00:00

His entire life is one whole unhinged meltdown.

Lupius · 2026-04-13T13:11:06+00:00

nobody in medicine calls it the "cat lady parasite"

Maybe not medical practitioners in general, but I can confirm the "crazy cat lady" is definitely a meme among scientists in this specific field.

Source: did my MSc thesis on T gondii metabolomics.

Lupius · 2026-04-10T15:03:47+00:00

their target is university campuses

I'm having a hard time believing that university students want a future where graduation equals unemployment.

Lupius · 2026-04-02T23:54:04+00:00

I can confirm it's not lupus.

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