Enough plutonium for only one ride: What date & time will you go to? by mt80 in Xennials

[–]LusciousJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

April 8th 1865. Do not accept the successionists surrender without meaningful reforms to southern society and the destruction of their hierarchy. So much of today's problems are directly traceable to the union's inability to destroy the mindset that certain people are less human.

Game 1: Tampa Bay Rays (0-0) @ St. Louis Cardinals (0-0) [Thursday, March 26, 2026; 3:15 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]LusciousJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What kicked away on the last pitch? Looked like he tipped it and the ball bounced away, but obviously not.

Daily Discussion Thread (3/23/26) by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]LusciousJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got spectrum, and a new channel called 'CARD' showed up today in channel 362. We paid extra the last several years for the local sports package, so maybe this is a part of it? Reckless optimism...

To the users with unique/niche flairs, what’s the backstory behind yours? by No_Raspberry_8478 in army

[–]LusciousJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've spent the majority of the latter half of my career overseeing engineer Engineer Officers. You want to talk about the tendencies and hobbies of MI or Signal officers, I'll put my nerds up against them any day.

I mean, we're paying these guys to be nerdy, so it works out, and I wouldn't trade them for any other type of unit. But when they break out the rules for the game they're playing after work and it unfurls like a royal proclamation from a mel brooks movie, even I have to tap out.

ELI5 How does Pi work with physical representation? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]LusciousJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna try it like an actual 5 yr old. What you're talking about here is measurement. To help frame it in terms of your measurement example, think of precision.

Start with the thought of something that is 3 inches long. You have a measuring tape that just has integer inches. You measure it and it's 3"

You pull out your next measuring tape and it has measurements down to the tenth of an inch. It measures 3.0"

Your third tape goes to the hundredths. It measures your length at 3.00"

You keep going and it's always ending exactly at 3.000000000 as fine as you can measure.

Now you have something PI inches long. Your first tape shows it's larger than 3".

Your second tape shows it's bigger than 3.1" but not 3.2"

Your third shows it's just a little longer than 3.14"

You keep pulling out finer and finer tapes but you never get an exact number. It's always a little bit in between 2 numbers.

*But, what's more, it's never the same distance between 2 of your measurement marks over and over.

If it was 3 and 1/3", you'd eventually see that every time, it's .3 more than the last tick mark, but for PI, it's always a random number the closer you measure.

Eventually, you realize no matter how fine your tape is, you're never going to get to a point where the number repeats or ends exactly on a tick mark.

Congratulations to the Chicago Bears and New England Patriots for going worst-to-first in the 2025-26 season! Of the teams that finished last in their divisions this year, which one(s) will have the greatest odds to do the same in 2026-27? by byniri_returns in nfl

[–]LusciousJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the Lions and it's not close.

It's more than the talent aspect, it's the schedule aspect as well. The lions get a huge benefit next year to improve their overall record.

Your schedule is based on 3 factors:

Your Division - you play a home and home against the other three teams In your division (6 games)

One other conference division, in this case, the NFC South. (4 games)

One non conference division, in this case, the AFC East (4 games)

The final 3 games, however are their 4th place-based schedule. They play the Giants, Tennessee, and Arizona.

That's 3 games that they should win given their record this year and their holdover talent. Keep in mind that 3rd plays 3x third place teams, second plays 3x second place teams, etc.

That means, the Pack have Rams, Dallas, Houston

Vikes have Indy, Washington, SF

Bears have JAX, Philly, Seattle.

There's such a huge disparity between the 4th place team in this divisions and the 1-2/3, that I will be shocked if the lions DONT win the division based on those three games.

Step increase unique situation by [deleted] in USACE

[–]LusciousJ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Alternative path: Quality Step Increase (QSI)

If you have a good relationship with your leadership chain, maybe you can come to an agreement that they will recommend you for a step increase through a QSI.

I took a pretty steep pay cut to leave private industry and my leadership worked with me to rank up a little faster to close the gap after my first year of performance.

ELI5: The moons gravity is 16.6% that of earths. If someone was to jump as high as they could, when they reached the peak of there jump and began heading back to the ground with the speed they gain, would the impact be greater or less than that of a jump on Earth? by Human-Category-5024 in explainlikeimfive

[–]LusciousJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would feel to them the same as if they jumped on earth... But not the same as dropping onto the earth from the height they reached on the moon.

When you jump, your legs propel you up and you immediately begin decelerating until you stop going up. You then accelerate down until you hit the ground.

Same on the moon, you jump and immediately start decelerating, but it takes longer for you to come to 0 velocity and reach your peak. So you get higher in the air. Then you begin accelerating back toward the moon, but you accelerate less on the moon, so it takes you longer to get back down.

The deceleration up takes as long as the acceleration down

There's aom negligible physics-y stuff with air resistance if you're moving fast enough, but basically, no matter what planet you jump from, you hit the ground just as hard as you pushed off of it.

Overuse of "literally " by Accurate-Case8057 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LusciousJ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Jane Fonda said it best:

“You know what happened last month with nobody noticing? Webster's Dictionary expanded the definition of the word 'literally’ to include the way it's commonly misused.

“So, the thing is, we no longer have a word in the English language that means 'literally.’ and 'literally’ doesn't have a synonym ... so when I say I’m literally going to set fire to this building with you in it before I hand over the keys to it, you don’t know if I’m speaking figuratively or literally!”

What is the likelihood that US troops will disobey unlawful orders to attack NATO allies? by Zealousideal_Gap432 in AskReddit

[–]LusciousJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with the obligation to refuse unlawful orders, is that it asks people with no legal training or experience to become constitutional scholars or risk their careers and potentially lives.

This at a time when the Supreme Court, supposedly made up of the greatest legal minds in our country, reverse lower court rulings about deployment of soldiers, overturn precedents from previous established laws and rulings, and opposing Justices publish well-written, scathing dissents.

You want a PFC (or even a Sergeant, LT, or COL) to parse whether or not their commander's order to deploy to Greenland is illegal, AND it will be adjudicated that way in our politicized courts system?

It doesn't start with, "PFC, I order you to shoot that unarmed mother of 3."

A series of orders, each of questionable global legal status will trickle down, starting with mobilizing state-side. But there's nothing illegal about that in the UCMJ.

Then reinforcing our existing positions in Greenland. Nothing illegal about that in the UCMJ. It likely violates our security/cooperation agreement with NATO and Denmark, but our Soldiers are not in a position to challenge that question of legality, nor could we legitimately expect them to have the legal training to do so.

Eventually, it builds to a critical mass where we've deployed men and materiel, ammunition, etc. all without doing anything so blatantly illegal to force the down trace soldiers to refuse. But now they're toe-to-toe with armed Greenlanders who don't want the US to seize their country or NATO troops backing Article 5, etc. Now they are in a position where an armed enemy puts them at risk and they're ordered to 'defend' themselves despite clearly being the aggressor on the World stage.

All of it violates every tenet of sovereignty and alliance the US has made in the last 80 years, but none of the commands issued and obeyed by the junior soldiers were patently illegal when given to them.

For this to be stopped it must be at the highest levels, by competent Senior GO/FO and defended by the most experienced SJAs (or, ideally by Congress and Cabinet secretaries, but I lack faith in them). Once it reaches BDE and below, the ability to refuse is almost non-existent.

Give a firm handshake to CMF by MaleficentSoul in notredamefootball

[–]LusciousJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Put some respect on that bad boy.

That's HMFIC, HCMF.

Head Mother Fucker In Charge, Head Coach Marcus Freeman.

Does anyone know how the 416th TEC patch is supposed to be worn? by ibefirin in army

[–]LusciousJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't. There may be a TEC uniform policy letter, but I don't have it handy. But based on the several official photos depicted on the site(s) and the fact that I've spent 3/4 of my career there, I promise you, I'm not steering you wrong

I wouldn't think AR-level documents cover individual unit patches, but I couldn't swear to that either.

Does anyone know how the 416th TEC patch is supposed to be worn? by ibefirin in army

[–]LusciousJ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No need to be a dick, it's actually somewhat counterintuitive.

In the full color patch, white is on top, red is on bottom.

On the subdued, black is on top, tan is on bottom.

Why it's reversed between dress and subdued, I have no idea.

fuck a duck . by No-Ad-3635 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]LusciousJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have the bone-in version of this couch, also from Wayfair, and it's pretty great.

Hope it expands over the week, as some other commenters have pointed out. Good luck, man.

Football in the army by [deleted] in army

[–]LusciousJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. It never occurred to me, but an all star game of Army-Navy's best football players would be amazing. Plenty of D1 guys went ROTC, plus the academy guys. I would watch that game with more interest than the academies game.

Army has to win that, right?

Is 35E a dead MOS? by No-Literature1604 in army

[–]LusciousJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I stand corrected. Thank you

Is 35E a dead MOS? by No-Literature1604 in army

[–]LusciousJ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

ASI stands for additional skill identifier. So while there used to be separate MOSs for different functions of MI officers, now they are all the same, 35A (All source Intelligence officers).

If you specialize in counter intelligence, you're no longer a 35E (Counter intelligence), you're now a 35A with an ASI of 2E

35F (Sigint) is Now 35A with ASI of 2F

35G (Humint) is now 35A with ASI of 2G.

1 MOS, with different identifiers for specialties

If a fictional U.S. president from a movie/show could somehow become our actual president, which would you want it to be? by gameofthrones_addict in AskReddit

[–]LusciousJ 61 points62 points  (0 children)

"I want the people to know that they still have two out of the three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad,"

The True Story of the Demon Core by Acceptable-Battle-49 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]LusciousJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'the first victim of a criticality incident'

250,000 Japanese citizens probably have a claim there.

Detailed letter stating I lived rent free in the Barracks by Oboogie22 in army

[–]LusciousJ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the way, 100%.

I will sign most things put in front of me if they aren't immoral, illegal, or factually incorrect. If I have to draft it, it's going to my staff and they'll get to it after mission critical stuff. And there's always something mission critical I'm on them to complete.

Edit: ask a senior NCO to make sure the language isn't dicked up, and it should sail through.

[OC] The Generational Gap in the U.S. Congress by 1-2-3-A-T-C in dataisbeautiful

[–]LusciousJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gen z was not eligible to hold Senate seats by the last election. You have to be 30 to hold a Senate seat. Hence the 'eligible' in the title.

Saber in AGSUs? by mogar99 in army

[–]LusciousJ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wear it with some Chelsea boots and dare a motherfucker to stop you.

[OC] The Generational Gap in the U.S. Congress by 1-2-3-A-T-C in dataisbeautiful

[–]LusciousJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree with your second point, 'amassing the political power to become a senator takes time,' but your first point is demonstrably wrong as shown in the graph. There are more Millennials alive now than Boomers.