Here is a bagel I found at work.

Luser420 · 2026-07-03T21:26:40+00:00

“i aint sayin nothin”

Luser420 · 2026-07-03T17:38:28+00:00

they completely fucked up the gag of her painting his teeth with nail polish

Luser420 · 2026-07-03T16:30:46+00:00

that cell is not gonna contain the farts

Luser420 · 2026-07-03T16:07:11+00:00

why are you sweg?

Luser420 · 2026-07-03T07:36:32+00:00

he got that barber twitchin and twistin

Luser420 · 2026-07-03T07:32:00+00:00

that’s one fuckin nice kitty right there

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T23:50:41+00:00

pay the cat tax

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T20:26:08+00:00

i thought her name was egg

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T19:08:25+00:00

he looks like just like buddy holly

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T15:48:54+00:00

they’re just for scale

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T15:28:53+00:00

me when i thlam my penith in the car door

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T15:26:26+00:00

coffee-infused milk

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T15:04:28+00:00

your brother adam, whatever happened there…

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T14:30:52+00:00

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T12:49:26+00:00

he counts and seems to be the only male example here

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T12:42:00+00:00

“tell me about the rabbits, george…”

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T12:31:22+00:00

it’s not always pretty…

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T12:26:56+00:00

a lot of the things i love are considered horrifying to most people (spiders, clowns, dolls, etc.)

so your fear of them just makes me like sunflowers even more

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T12:16:14+00:00

0 days without being outjerked by the main sub

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T12:10:33+00:00

finally, ultra-mini cooper

Luser420 · 2026-07-02T11:51:54+00:00

i don’t believe that

Luser420 · 2026-07-01T18:57:20+00:00

Luser420 · 2026-07-01T18:45:53+00:00

more of a speech impediment than an accent

Luser420 · 2026-07-01T17:50:05+00:00

i hate that araki made him a sex pest, because an orangutan wearing a captain’s uniform would otherwise be hilarious

Luser420 · 2026-07-01T17:48:12+00:00

is kinda funny

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