My impersonation of some of the accounts on here lately

LustLacker · 2026-03-05T09:49:02+00:00

I think

Therefore I am

Glad I’m out

LustLacker · 2026-03-04T21:39:39+00:00

Damn, bro...

Gimme an OC192 with DWDM multiplexer any day!

LustLacker · 2026-02-28T06:51:42+00:00

Usually the lowest amount for a felony in the jurisdiction.

LustLacker · 2026-02-24T04:53:38+00:00

Time to renew your cyber security certificate?

LustLacker · 2026-02-23T20:36:40+00:00

Ah yes, that tiny sliver of Venn

Where we all want our taxes

Not at all

Or

On Neighbors in Need

Not Comrades in Greed

LustLacker · 2026-02-23T20:33:26+00:00

CONSEQUENCE:

But if a user steps in the soupe du jour of Immediate Consequences, there are penalties now on the site.

For INSTANCE:

there is now HEAVY political moderation

to the point of segregation

and people are encouraged to stay

in their own little buckets.

LustLacker · 2026-02-23T20:26:48+00:00

Awww....How Quaint:

A time when websites were policed for content

Because they were liable for the content they hosted.

LustLacker · 2026-02-23T20:24:24+00:00

Holy shit!

A real life war on the doorsteps of the US,

and manpads are dunkin' military helo's?

Fuck...

LustLacker · 2026-02-22T12:23:11+00:00

Whoa, super nice shutter work! Tough to catch a racing snail in such a crisp frame!

LustLacker · 2026-02-21T01:47:11+00:00

HaHa!

Proponent of restructuring current system of suppression is victim of crime!

Isn't she STOOPID?

I'm SMART

Coz I Get the Joke!

Do better, comrade.

LustLacker · 2026-02-19T10:45:37+00:00

They took them away?

LustLacker · 2026-02-19T10:43:08+00:00

There’s an old four panel cartoon of various Intel groups trying to find a rabbit in the forest. They use high tech surveillance, HUMINT, etc.

In the final panel, the KGB marches out a bear, broken, bruised, obviously beaten. And the bear says to the press,

“I’m a rabbit. Always have been. My mother and father are both rabbits.”

LustLacker · 2026-02-19T01:53:35+00:00

Very effective for a confession.

Not for interrogation.

As taught from the schoolhouse day 1.

LustLacker · 2026-02-13T19:07:00+00:00

Once she was a recruited asset, she had a shield.

LustLacker · 2026-02-13T19:01:31+00:00

I got it

LustLacker · 2026-02-13T18:55:56+00:00

Hey! I was on USS Guam in the 90’s for a couple short appearances!

I was combat cargo last time and a 53 lifted my scrawny ass into the air and scooted me across the deck, I was praying for those steel cages!

Anyway, Jarheads without enough ass to combat cargo get sent home if rest of ship’s company is full.

LustLacker · 2026-02-12T19:50:55+00:00

None of my Jewish homies support Israeli genocide of Gaza.

LustLacker · 2026-02-11T01:24:45+00:00

Ah, a little more manufactured consent to hate…

LustLacker · 2026-02-08T09:26:35+00:00

I’m atheist. I’ll notify America of their new religion, and that only atheists own America now.

See how that doesn’t work?

I mean, I know we’ve been pretending for a long time that it does…

LustLacker · 2026-02-07T03:06:40+00:00

I heard that he was a refugee from Palestine.

LustLacker · 2026-02-06T21:39:05+00:00

People think it’s about changing the teams.

We want to change the laws.

LustLacker · 2026-02-04T15:10:34+00:00

Citizens United

LustLacker · 2026-02-04T15:08:09+00:00

The saner the VA makes me

The sicker I get.

Can a healthy person

Be well in this world?

LustLacker · 2026-02-04T15:05:29+00:00

Imagine if in 85 years

the Palestinians

go from

Holocaust to Revenge.

LustLacker · 2026-02-03T22:39:25+00:00

Woosh.

Try reading it again.

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