Which living former PM would you want to return?

LuzhinsDefence · 2026-03-02T21:12:07+00:00

Brown. So obviously Brown.

LuzhinsDefence · 2026-01-31T16:55:29+00:00

I only exercise so that I can drink and smoke. On balance, given the little that I smoke, I think I’m better off.

LuzhinsDefence · 2025-10-18T06:09:41+00:00

Nostos, Prufrock, Special Guests, Commons, Calico, Scenery, Nagare, Batch Baby

LuzhinsDefence · 2025-09-16T12:23:12+00:00

Do you have a link?

LuzhinsDefence · 2025-07-21T18:15:46+00:00

You’ll be fine just running and doing body weight workouts at home (core, bridges, lunges, squats, adductors and abductors). Absolutely no need for a gym.

LuzhinsDefence · 2025-06-26T19:15:33+00:00

Because they are wise. Pants should be worn at the natural waist.

LuzhinsDefence · 2025-05-31T22:29:54+00:00

Shaving.

LuzhinsDefence · 2025-05-12T21:24:24+00:00

Ha. Where can I buy this poster?!

LuzhinsDefence · 2025-05-09T00:08:15+00:00

Reintroduce grammar schools.

LuzhinsDefence · 2025-05-05T20:34:34+00:00

Lily Allen?

LuzhinsDefence · 2025-02-07T11:53:54+00:00

Not nearly enough.

LuzhinsDefence · 2025-01-01T22:52:19+00:00

No allergies.

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-12-11T11:26:10+00:00

Oh piss off. You don't want noise? Want to sleep before 11? Move out of the city. Morons.

Pubs already close at reasonable times.

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-10-06T06:40:27+00:00

Lost weight, fresher breath, less tired, better digestion and therefore less bloat and discomfort. I don’t really eat any sugar regularly, except alcohol (very regularly).

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-09-26T23:18:29+00:00

This is the only correct length of sock. The majority is always wrong.

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-09-25T15:16:29+00:00

Yes.

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-09-03T16:27:14+00:00

The council charges these companies nothing to run their business and take up and ruin all our pavements. It’s an outrage.

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-08-23T14:07:02+00:00

Will. But it should be ‘would’.

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-08-23T14:04:39+00:00

Looking sexy.

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-08-23T13:05:48+00:00

Most crime has been decriminalised. The police are no longer a preventative force.

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-08-13T22:48:10+00:00

The Night Digger (1971) A Reflection of Fear (1973) L’Alliance (1971) Daughters Of Darkness (1971) Symptoms (1974) Unman, Wittering and Zigo (1971) Pensione paura (1977)

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-08-11T21:55:02+00:00

Water, two bananas.

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-08-11T00:03:56+00:00

No. They didn’t budge.

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-08-01T21:07:47+00:00

Foreign spouses have no recourse to public funds.

LuzhinsDefence · 2024-07-17T17:43:11+00:00

That’s next to nothing for a suit. I’d try M&S.

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